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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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05-04-2012 at 07:12 AM.
05-04-2012 at 07:12 AM.
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Better yet. There is a spot of the form about prior work experience. It asks if you have experience in budgeting and if so, explain. Someone wrote "I do my own bills and have a FICO score of ***"

*** actual FICO score not listed
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05-04-2012 at 07:37 AM.
05-04-2012 at 07:37 AM.
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Better yet. There is a spot of the form about prior work experience. It asks if you have experience in budgeting and if so, explain. Someone wrote "I do my own bills and have a FICO score of **"

** actual FICO score not listed
Was it a bad FICO score? laugh out loud

Secret It would have been funnier if you had left off one asterisk. Roll
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05-04-2012 at 07:45 AM.
05-04-2012 at 07:45 AM.
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So I created a form for our department to fill out that goes into detail about each employee's experience level with different aspects of the job (like changing a ballast, cleaning fan coils etc). At the top of the form is their name, date, number of years with the company and then a spot that asks what their highest level of education is. The choices are: High school/GED, Tech school/certificate, Some college, Associates degree, B.A/B.S degree, graduate school.

Some of the guys are marking "graduate school" because they "Graduated high school." Facepalm
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Better yet. There is a spot of the form about prior work experience. It asks if you have experience in budgeting and if so, explain. Someone wrote "I do my own bills and have a FICO score of ***"

*** actual FICO score not listed
Roll Even though they're not work orders, this combined ranks right up there in the top 10 funniest work orders ever. Thumbup
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05-04-2012 at 08:11 AM.
05-04-2012 at 08:11 AM.
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Better yet. There is a spot of the form about prior work experience. It asks if you have experience in budgeting and if so, explain. Someone wrote "I do my own bills and have a FICO score of ***"

*** actual FICO score not listed
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05-04-2012 at 11:12 AM.
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Was it a bad FICO score? laugh out loud

Secret It would have been funnier if you had left off one asterisk. Roll
That would have been hilarious. No, it was fairly average.
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Roll Even though they're not work orders, this combined ranks right up there in the top 10 funniest work orders ever. Thumbup
Smilie I wish I could scan a copy and show you guys just to show you, but alas I cannot. Super funny though.
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05-04-2012 at 11:15 AM.
05-04-2012 at 11:15 AM.
Lol2
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05-07-2012 at 08:45 AM.
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T Minus 14 days left of contributing to this thread Sadwalk
Here are a few from over the weekend:

misc.


dry wall with whole


side walk area has crack


WE CAN OPEN A DRAW, HELP US PLS
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05-07-2012 at 09:36 AM.
05-07-2012 at 09:36 AM.
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T Minus 14 days left of contributing to this thread Sadwalk
Here are a few from over the weekend:

misc.


dry wall with whole


side walk area has crack


WE CAN OPEN A DRAW, HELP US PLS
dry wall with whole - they didn't appreciate my fixing the hole in the wall by painting a "W" to the left of it, thus making the hole whole?

side walk area has crack - I'm not a narc, you call the police

WE CAN OPEN A DRAW, HELP US PLS - (I got nothing)
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05-07-2012 at 09:40 AM.
05-07-2012 at 09:40 AM.
drawer?
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05-07-2012 at 10:10 AM.
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dry wall with whole - they didn't appreciate my fixing the hole in the wall by painting a "W" to the left of it, thus making the hole whole?

side walk area has crack - I'm not a narc, you call the police

WE CAN OPEN A DRAW, HELP US PLS - (I got nothing)
Teehee
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drawer?
Yeah. I get "draw" instead of "drawer" quite often. PLEASE HELP US!!!
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05-07-2012 at 10:46 AM.
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Teehee

Yeah. I get "draw" instead of "drawer" quite often. PLEASE HELP US!!!
Obi Wan Kanobi!!!
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05-07-2012 at 01:49 PM.
05-07-2012 at 01:49 PM.
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WE CAN OPEN A DRAW, HELP US PLS - (I got nothing)
It's obviously the sect of monks that forswore the ability to ever open in a pictionary contest, but they were bamboozled into drawing first and now need the help of the elders.

I don't see how that's not obvious.
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05-10-2012 at 11:36 AM.
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please come fix toilet beeper decided to take a swim in it!
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05-10-2012 at 12:00 PM.
05-10-2012 at 12:00 PM.
The beeper took out a toilet? Bigeye
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05-10-2012 at 05:16 PM.
05-10-2012 at 05:16 PM.
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The beeper took out a toilet? Bigeye
No, the toilet beeper is broken because the person swam in it.
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