A lady goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing her husband had been able to join her.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is your name?"
"I can't tell you!" the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her. On her last night there she asks
again, "Can you please tell me your name?"
"I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black man says.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.
"Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies.
And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it."
The lady replied, "It's my husband that won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in the Caribbean!"
Mrs. Rabinowitz comes to visit her son David for 3 days in New York
where he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Sarah, a
girl roommate. Mrs. Rabinowitz couldn't help but notice how pretty
David's roommate was. She suspects a relationship between the two,
and this had only made her more curious. Reading his Mum's thoughts,
David volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Sarah and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sarah came to David
saying, "Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the
silver sugarbowl. You don't suppose she took it
do you?" Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he
sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from
my house, and I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the
fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left. Love,
Several days later, David received an email from his Mom which read:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Sarah, and I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
sugar bowl by now.
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach The bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
It would be funny if it wasnt so close to the truth.
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