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03-01-2010, 10:58 AM
 THIS R SRS THREAD! itt: WE R SRS! NO TOM FOOLERY! Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge? A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life. Un cul vu n'est pas perdu.
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03-01-2010, 10:59 AM
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Q: What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?
A: A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
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03-01-2010, 11:00 AM
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maor anti-jokes
I would like to see anti-puns from MLV A priest, a rabbi, and an iman walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime. |
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03-01-2010, 11:00 AM
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Q: An man walks into a bar.
A: He is an alcoholic and his disease is ruining his life and his relationship with his family. |
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03-01-2010, 11:02 AM
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Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
a: Hit him with an axe. |
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03-01-2010, 11:03 AM
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Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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03-01-2010, 11:03 AM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed. |
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03-01-2010, 11:04 AM
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03-01-2010, 11:04 AM
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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
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03-01-2010, 11:05 AM
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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me" |
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03-01-2010, 11:05 AM
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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.' |
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03-01-2010, 11:05 AM
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being killed. |
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03-01-2010, 11:05 AM
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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a jew is a person of religious faith whereas a pizza is a semi high protein food with lots of fat |
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03-01-2010, 11:07 AM
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Why did a doctor prescribe a low carb diet to reduce a patient's risk of heart disease?
Because he didn't look at the Mayo Clinic's results stating that trans fats or large amounts of saturated fat are what mainly cause heart disease/heart attacks due to clogged arteries. |
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03-01-2010, 11:07 AM
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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color. |
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