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26,675 2,340 March 1, 2010 at 10:58 AM
If you all can't behave then I'll be forced to post anti-jokes.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
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03-01-2010 at 10:59 AM.
03-01-2010 at 10:59 AM.
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?
A: A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
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03-01-2010 at 11:00 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:00 AM.
maor anti-jokes

I would like to see anti-puns from MLV

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
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03-01-2010 at 11:00 AM.
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Q: An man walks into a bar.
A: He is an alcoholic and his disease is ruining his life and his relationship with his family.
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03-01-2010 at 11:02 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:02 AM.
Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
a: Hit him with an axe.
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03-01-2010 at 11:03 AM.
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Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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03-01-2010 at 11:03 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:03 AM.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
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03-01-2010 at 11:04 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:04 AM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
Q: An man walks into a bar.
A: He is an alcoholic and his disease is ruining his life and his relationship with his family.
this isn't really a question Confused
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03-01-2010 at 11:04 AM.
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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
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03-01-2010 at 11:05 AM.
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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"
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03-01-2010 at 11:05 AM.
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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'
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03-01-2010 at 11:05 AM.
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being killed.
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03-01-2010 at 11:05 AM.
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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a jew is a person of religious faith whereas a pizza is a semi high protein food with lots of fat
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03-01-2010 at 11:07 AM.
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Why did a doctor prescribe a low carb diet to reduce a patient's risk of heart disease?

Because he didn't look at the Mayo Clinic's results stating that trans fats or large amounts of saturated fat are what mainly cause heart disease/heart attacks due to clogged arteries.
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03-01-2010 at 11:07 AM.
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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.
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