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10-20-2006, 08:38 AM
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10-20-2006, 10:01 AM
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The 2006 election nears...
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10-20-2006, 10:05 AM
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10-21-2006, 12:47 PM
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06-19-2010, 07:21 PM
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06-21-2010, 04:21 AM
"Reality is a big nasty vicious dragon. But I don't believe in dragons."
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06-21-2010, 09:35 AM
News networks giving a greater voice to viewers because the social web is so popular are like a chef on the Titanic who, seeing the looming iceberg and fleeing customers, figures ice is the future and starts making snow cones. |
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06-22-2010, 08:03 PM
       
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If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu |
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06-22-2010, 09:59 PM
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-- Edward Young Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -- Benjamin Franklin You shouldn't mix meditation with management. The mind gets too empty. -- Scott Adams, "Dilbert" |
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06-22-2010, 10:19 PM
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault." |
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06-22-2010, 10:25 PM
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good one!
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06-22-2010, 10:55 PM
Kharvel's First Law: Greed is Good™
Kharvel's Second Law: If it is good for the goose, then it must always be good for the gander. Kharvel's Third Law: Opinions are like as*holes, everybody has one |
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06-23-2010, 06:19 AM
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http://www.kansascity.
 Sign reads: Are you a Producer or Parasite Democrats - Party of the Parasites |
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06-23-2010, 01:30 PM
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. |
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