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Official Political Humor Thread

rayzac 26,339 2,057 October 20, 2006 at 08:38 AM
Since politics and humor do not always mix, yet the lounge is a little touchy about such topics, this will be the official thread in the Podium to post humor items (jokes, cartoons, blogs, etc). Anything that is overly offensive will still be moderated according to the rules and we will enforce the "No complaining about politics" rule more closely here.

Because of the volitile nature of the Podium, this thread will be limited to posts on humor content and debating will not be allowed in this thread. We will use the spamming and/or trolling if you choose to debate in here.

System Notice: This thread has been automatically renewed after reaching a post limit. Most of its content has been moved to this thread for reference purposes.

July 12, 2010, 3:55 pm: System Notice: This thread has been automatically renewed after reaching a post limit. Most of its content has been moved to this thread for reference purposes.

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Ron Paul won't lose, The country will.


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laugh out loud At the last 2 pics. Big Grin
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In Texas there is a town called Muenster, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

“It is natural for man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth… For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it.”
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^ Roll
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Subject: The Promised Land
Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:23:10 -0400


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels,
and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.
I called a suicide hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Folks, we're screwed.....
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its funny because its true.
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Looks like Obama finally got the message right with his new slogan. Buy your stickers now!

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you're predictin obama will win like lenin did?
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