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Official Political Humor Thread

rayzac 26,439 2,068 October 20, 2006 at 08:38 AM
Since politics and humor do not always mix, yet the lounge is a little touchy about such topics, this will be the official thread in the Podium to post humor items (jokes, cartoons, blogs, etc). Anything that is overly offensive will still be moderated according to the rules and we will enforce the "No complaining about politics" rule more closely here.

Because of the volitile nature of the Podium, this thread will be limited to posts on humor content and debating will not be allowed in this thread. We will use the spamming and/or trolling if you choose to debate in here.

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Not the typical kind of political humor, but I think it's funny seeing "Robama" and "Obomney" on a poster. Plus, I think it's funny they both have the same haircut.

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 	OBAMA: 	I'm the President.

 ROMNEY: 	I was the Republican governor of a traditionally left-leaning state and I 
introduced universal healthcare there and for some reason the GOP thought I would make 
a good stand-in for a conservative candidate.

 	OBAMA: 	I was saddled with two wars, a burgeoning deficit, a recession, a banking and 
home mortgage and foreclosure crisis, rising unemployment and did I mention two wars? 
Well here we are today and I think we're, on the whole, better off than we were four years 
ago.

 ROMNEY: 	I opened Staples and hide my money in off-shore tax havens.

 	OBAMA: 	Yikes.

 ROMNEY: 	I know. I also talk about "self-deportation" like that's an actual thing.

 	OBAMA: 	Heh.

 ROMNEY: 	Winter Olympics.

 	OBAMA: 	What about the Winter Olympics?

 ROMNEY: 	Um, I ran them once.

 	OBAMA: 	You don't say.

 ROMNEY: 	Sure did. I rescued them from a city near a salty lake.

 	OBAMA: 	Right.

 ROMNEY: 	In Utah.

 	OBAMA: 	Good job.

 ROMNEY: 	Thank you. Say, Mr. President -- are you black?

 	OBAMA: 	Yes.

 ROMNEY: 	What do you know about being black?

 	OBAMA: 	Mitt, perhaps you should stop while you're not ahead.

 ROMNEY: 	We are the 47 percent!

 	OBAMA: 	Please, Mitt.

 ROMNEY: 	The 99 percent?

 	OBAMA: 	Seriously.

 ROMNEY: 	I walked into a Chipotle thinking it was a Chick-fil-A.

 	OBAMA: 	Wow.

 ROMNEY: 	Yeah. Also my campaign keeps digging up old videos of you saying stuff!

 	OBAMA: 	From years ago.

 ROMNEY: 	Yeah.

 	OBAMA: 	Videos in the public domain.

 ROMNEY: 	Sigh. Yeah.

 	MODERATOR JIM LEHRER: 	So, governor -- why are people voting for you again?

 ROMNEY: 	That's, ha ha, a, ha ha, a very good question.
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Do you want us to get alcohol poisoning?
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If Romney and Obama switched hair...

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If Romney and Obama switched hair...

OMG I almost just fell down the stairs!!!! That's AWESOME!!!!!
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Front Gate, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. January 24, 2013

An elderly man visiting from Chicago walked up to the Marine guard and asked to
see President Obama.

Somewhat exasperated the Marine politely but with concern
told the man, ‘Sir, have you forgot you asked me this yesterday and the day before
and I told you that Obama doesn’t live here any more?”

The elderly man replied: No I haven’t forgot, I just like
hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to, saluted, and replied: “Yes sir,
thank you sir, I’ll see you tomorrow sir.”
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Wasn't this a recycled cartoon from 2004?
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Found this on a humor site,

Boy he sure let himself go, I thought he said he was eating more healthy ?
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Paul Rand...I mean Ryan: pic of him working out in Time magazine looking like a total dweeb. There are more. I can't fathom WHY? I guess he thinks rather highly of himself.Roll Eyes (Sarcastic) He better keep working out.laugh out loud
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