Some chick is stalking me via FB

Actually, she's not just "some chick". She's an old high school GF. We were young, we were stupid, we were in (puppy) love. Actually to be honest, she had a bangin ass body and I needed to lose my virginity before graduation!

Anyways, the other day she found me on facebook and we started emailing then texting then talking and it's recently excalated to phone sex. Thing is..she tells me she still loves me (claims I'm her long lost love fer chrissakes).

Additionally, she still bangin' and she tells me her man got a small weewee (i think he's asian) and she tells me he a "one minute man"...yikes.

BUt she's totally flying off the handle now...telling me she wants to MOVE IN with me already.

What should I tell her? Should I try and hit it at least?

I think you should go here: www.bluenile.com and buy a ring.

As you sow so shall you reap.

See if she will let you PIITB.

or ATM.

Old & ugly by now. Tell the biotch you're married, they usually buy that.

Don't stick it in the crazy.

wait... I thought Zurgboi's thread was the spoof so hard to keep track

Don't do it. As tempting as it is, you'll regret it. Getting involved with a crazy bitch like that is a bad idea

I think if you go after it, she'll end up moving in with you.
Even if you don't want her to.
And you never told her where you live.

Quote from Me : wait... I thought Zurgboi's thread was the spoof so hard to keep track

if this is a spoof of a spoof it = FAIL.

Nope, you will rue that. I have dated a couple crazies and that is the last thing you need in your existence.

Post some pics. That will help assist with the decision making. Hang out with her and see if you can tolerate how annoying she is. If you can hit it, if not hit it and change your email and phone number.

Delete FB account.

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Quote from Pinstripes : Post some pics. That will help assist with the decision making. Hang out with her and see if you can tolerate how annoying she is. If you can hit it, if not hit it and change your email and phone number.

I like where this is going...