I thought I was going to get lucky :(

I noticed someone was following me when I was driving home late last night. It was dark and foggy last night. It appeared a car had been following me for several miles. I decided to turn off to the side of the road near the railroad tracks. By the way, the girl in the car behind me looked attractive. I was hoping she'd think I was in trouble and would stop to help me. I figured she'd fall into lust with me instantly if she did stop, based on my good looks and incredibly muscular physique.

So I turned on my flashers to further make her think I needed help. She slowed down as she passed me and appeared to try to look into my car (but my X-5 windows are tinted very dark). Unfortunately, she continued on.

Quote from emelvee : I figured she'd fall into lust with me instantly if she did stop, based on my good looks and incredibly muscular physique.

not lucky, but delusional

j/k

Did you finish on your own?

Quote from TigerStar : Did you finish on your own?

I don't know if I remember any other way.

Quote from emelvee : and appeared to try to look into my car (but my X-5 windows are tinted very dark).

But apparently not dark enough!

too much bashing MLV here.

http://www.sheplers.com/i/p/294/2...00x600.jpg

Quote from kratzy : too much bashing MLV here. http://www.sheplers.com/i/p/294/2...00x600.jpg

"It was a rainy night
When he came into sight,
Standing by the road,
No umbrella, no coat.
So I pulled up alongside
And I offered him a ride.
He accepted with a smile,
So we drove for a while.
I didn’t ask him his name,
This lonely boy in the rain.
Fate, tell me it’s right..........

Quote from Moot-N-Me : "It was a rainy night When he came into sight, Standing by the road, No umbrella, no coat. So I pulled up alongside And I offered him a ride. He accepted with a smile, So we drove for a while. I didn’t ask him his name, This lonely boy in the rain. Fate, tell me it’s right..........

You can imagine his stun -
When he heard his own pun!

Quote from RefCache : You can imagine his stun - When he heard his own pun!

That was you cat sorry.

you got lucky enough that no serial killer have stop and cut off your nuts in the middle of sex.

Quote from emelvee : my X-5 windows are tinted very dark

Did Nagin hijack your SD account?!