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What would you do if a retail employee assaulted you?

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hawaiiandawn
12-01-2010 at 06:01 PM.
12-01-2010 at 06:01 PM.
Whee Beat them with a rubber chicken! Whee
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12-01-2010 at 06:01 PM.
12-01-2010 at 06:01 PM.
call the police?
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shuriken
12-01-2010 at 06:03 PM.
12-01-2010 at 06:03 PM.
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Whee Beat them with a rubber chicken! Whee
sorry, i don't carry mine on me. laugh out loud
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12-01-2010 at 06:04 PM.
12-01-2010 at 06:04 PM.
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sorry, i don't carry mine on me. laugh out loud
Huh Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Willis??
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12-01-2010 at 06:06 PM.
12-01-2010 at 06:06 PM.
become a Ninja


Oh wait you are
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12-01-2010 at 06:08 PM.
12-01-2010 at 06:08 PM.
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call the police?
yeah, i was considering doing that and filing a report, but i was told that i had a couple years to do this. also, that the district attorney is not obligated to press criminal charges against the individual i.e. my only real recourse is to sue the individual or company for civil damages.

i took pictures of the injury so it really shouldn't be a problem if i need to sue them, but i decided to afford them an opportunity to settle it outside the court (since i'd likely need to go the civil route anyways). Dontknow

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become a Ninja

Oh wait you are
unfortunately, i cannot assassinate any more people this year since my Ninja quota has been met. Big Grin

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Huh Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Willis??
whatchoo talkin' 'bout? Confused Huh
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12-01-2010 at 06:15 PM.
12-01-2010 at 06:15 PM.
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whatchoo talkin' 'bout? Confused Huh
Well duh. Who leaves the house without their rubber chicken?? Dontknow
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Iaaaiws
12-01-2010 at 06:32 PM.
12-01-2010 at 06:32 PM.
When I was about 17 the manager of the local Burger King hit me in the face with my own camera while I was taking his picture. As I recall there was a significant amount of alcohol involved and I ended up "permanently banned" from that Burger King. It was about six months or so before they finally stopped calling the cops whenever I showed up. Somewhere I still have the picture of the manager that I took with his hand coming at my face right before he hit the camera and shoved it into my face.

Ah, good times laugh out loud


Huh

Come to think of it that sounds strangely similar to some of my past experiences here in the Lounge.
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veritablequandary
12-01-2010 at 06:36 PM.
12-01-2010 at 06:36 PM.
Take my coupons back and go up the street to the next Wal-Mart. Dontknow

I smell a story here OP... dish!
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12-01-2010 at 06:40 PM.
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12-01-2010 at 07:52 PM.
12-01-2010 at 07:52 PM.
kickhisassandtakenames!!!!!
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12-01-2010 at 07:56 PM.
12-01-2010 at 07:56 PM.
Depends on if I liked it or not... Scratchhead Angel Not
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12-01-2010 at 09:51 PM.
12-01-2010 at 09:51 PM.
if she's hot...then ask her out. if it's not a hot girl...call the cops!
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12-01-2010 at 09:54 PM.
12-01-2010 at 09:54 PM.
take back their SD Beanie hat..nod
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