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[NSFW] Paint's thread of lulz and whimsy (They can take our jiggles, but they can never take our freedom!)

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i'm guessing a concealed carry permit? lol
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your cat is hypnotizing me jme
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I got pulled over by a state trooper this morning! Whee

My CCW got me out of the ticket. Cool
The weapon, or the permit?
What were you doing?
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What were you doing?
drinking broth
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drinking broth
Drinking broth is not a crime Whee
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Drinking broth is not a crime Whee
What if it's spiked?
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Then it's a crime if you partake of it whilst driving.
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The weapon, or the permit?
What were you doing?

My weapon. I put my hands on the wheel to indicate i had a weapon, and he asked me if that's why i had my hands on the wheel. He asked me to step out so he could "hold on to it while we took care of the reason he pulled me over." Then he thanked me for letting him know, and i told him they have enough to worry about with people they pull over and not knowing who they are. He took my license, ran it, gave it back along with my gun, and told me to slow down.

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Drinking broth is not a crime Whee

it is when it makes your skin as soft as mine. Girly
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This ordeal is like a fire tempering a sword. It's making chewy even tougher. If he got leprosy and his arm fell off, he'd beat the shit out of a bear, dip his stump in lemon juice and sew it back on with his good hand.
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My weapon. I put my hands on the wheel to indicate i had a weapon, and he asked me if that's why i had my hands on the wheel. He asked me to step out so he could "hold on to it while we took care of the reason he pulled me over." Then he thanked me for letting him know, and i told him they have enough to worry about with people they pull over and not knowing who they are. He took my license, ran it, gave it back along with my gun, and told me to slow down.
Your weapon, or your weapon?

I've always put my hands on the steering wheel, just from the perspective of "this guy has a gun and I'm currently satisfied with the number of holes my body has, so I'll just make sure he knows I'm not trying to pull anything".
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Your weapon, or your weapon?
Nono
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Harhar
I think my military ID helped me get out of a ticket once.
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It helped me buy liquor from ages 17 - 20.
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I love this chart. Whee





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It helped me buy liquor from ages 17 - 20.
Your weapon? Ohmy
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Your weapon? Ohmy
Don't you mean my wHeapon?
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