CVS Chat Thread

I just thought this was funny.

Some of you are aware of the issues I have had with a particular cashier since I started doing CVS full time a few months back. I call her "the ANTI-coupon b*tch" or "ACB" for short.

Anyhow, tonight I walked into CVS and one of my favorite male cashiers from Wags (right across the street), was there talking to "ACB". We said hi and I teased him for being there, blah, blah. Thirty minutes later I stopped to do my wagging and he was the cashier. He asked me if I normally shop at CVS and if I bring the CVS employees pizza, cookies, etc. like I do at Wags.

Me: Uhhhh, hell no!
Him:
Me: They aren't nice at all over there and they have one cashier, the one YOU were talking to, that is particularly nasty to me all the time. We almost went to blows over a stupid razor coupon 3 months ago. She HATES couponers.
Him: OMG! It's you! You're the one she told me about that coupons over there every week. She told me about the "razor coupon incident". (And he says this in a hushed voice like we're discussing National Security Codes or something.)
Me: She told you about that????
Him: Yeah. She does not like you and wishes CVS would ban all couponers. She thinks ya'll are STEALING when you use coupons.
Me:
Him: She's a close friend and I can fix this. I'm gonna talk to her when I get off and set her straight and let her know how wonderful you have always been to all of us.
Me: Good luck with that. Be sure you're wearing a snow parka and carrying an ice pick when you approach her with my name.

.....to be continued.