Own an iPad? You are likely to be a male, pet-owning, apartment-dweller, who likes boobs, fast cars and easy women, eats greasy sandwiches, enjoys both giving and receiving OTs, abhors business travel, and is a bit of an attention whore. You graduated college, play video games, and are a sucker for cute blondes.
Anyone else scared at how much info marketing firms collect about us?
No. Maybe if they collected even more information about us, we'd get better products.
- Do you think they're spying on us right now?
Hey! You there! Marketing firm! If I'm typing my shipping address into a website form, that should be a good hint that I don't want a "click here to chat with a service representative" window to start bouncing around the screen and sliding in front of what I'm typing. Same goes for popping up "would you like to take a survey" in front of the product I'm trying to put into my cart.
And, as long as I've got your attention, would you tell the food manufacturers to stop putting so much salt into lunchmeat, soup, and other food products that they taste like old paper towels soaked in brine?
...and all that plastic packaging that requires power tools just to open it? Stop it. If I have a hard time getting the product out (preferably without injuring myself in the process) with a utility knife and/or a bandsaw, I think you should rethink your packaging.
It's bad enough that I have to go get a scissors to open up the package that my new scissors comes in--but if I break the old scissors while trying to get the new one out, something is clearly wrong. If my hand slips and I pin Muffy to the wall with a broken scissor blade even one more time, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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