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Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: I don't think you can handle what's under my hood

Maleficent 8,196 April 9, 2011 at 03:17 PM
The title says it all! Whee

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The kid isn't even 3 and he's trying to do the helicopter already. laugh out loud
To bad it would be considered kiddie porn or it would make a funny blackmail video when he gets older. laugh out loud
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The one morning I'm really hungry and looking forward to a biscuit and sausage gravy from the cafeteria, and they're closed for President's Day Mad
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The one morning I'm really hungry and looking forward to a biscuit and sausage gravy from the cafeteria, and they're closed for President's Day Mad
#OccupyFroggyCafeteria
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#OccupyFroggyCafeteria
Word up, Homey B.
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Are there a lot of suspects?

None.....I don't know whether or not to be proud that he came up with this on his own most likely.

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To bad it would be considered kiddie porn or it would make a funny blackmail video when he gets older. laugh out loud

But it will probably still make my toast at his wedding rather interesting.
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None.....I don't know whether or not to be proud that he came up with this on his own most likely.
laugh out loud
Can't help you there.
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The kid isn't even 3 and he's trying to do the helicopter already. laugh out loud
LMAO

He's found his new toy! Big Grin

My son discovered his somewhere around age 1 and always had his hand on that thing any chance he got. Once he was pee trained on the potty around 18 months, he became a nudist and the hand on wiener action increased significantly laugh out loud

He turns 4 next month. His wiener is still his BFF, and he still gets naked as soon as we get home. The only thing that's changed is that he doesn't play with his junk when he's not at home, and he puts undies on if we're expecting company.

Thankfully I haven't noticed any helicopter attempts Roll
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LMAO

He's found his new toy! Big Grin

My son discovered his somewhere around age 1 and always had his hand on that thing any chance he got. Once he was pee trained on the potty around 18 months, he became a nudist and the hand on wiener action increased significantly laugh out loud

He turns 4 next month. His wiener is still his BFF, and he still gets naked as soon as we get home. The only thing that's changed is that he doesn't play with his junk when he's not at home, and he puts undies on if we're expecting company.

Thankfully I haven't noticed any helicopter attempts Roll
I've never noticed Phrozt's son doing too much with his, he doesn't run around naked either, about the closest thing is that on the weekends he's usually just in a shirt and undies and when he gets dressed in the mornings, he strips down naked before putting on his other clothes.

I looooved being naked...not sure I fondled myself in front of people though...usually that was a private thing Wink But I ran around naked as much as possible...still do! woot
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I've never noticed Phrozt's son doing too much with his, he doesn't run around naked either, about the closest thing is that on the weekends he's usually just in a shirt and undies and when he gets dressed in the mornings, he strips down naked before putting on his other clothes.

I looooved being naked...not sure I fondled myself in front of people though...usually that was a private thing Wink But I ran around naked as much as possible...still do! woot
Yep! Some kids go through the naked phase and some don't. My daughter is 2.5 and so far it doesn't seem like she has any interest in running around naked laugh out loud

He was 3-3.5 yrs old when he figured out he could "make it happy" and that's when I made sure to really step up the talks regarding activities that should be done in private. In the beginning of his new discovery he would run up on occasion to tell us "Look! I made it bigger!" (LMAO) but after a few more reminders, he's been keeping that activity private Smilie

Otherwise before he could get an erection, and now when he's not actively creating one--the rest of his fondling seems like it's entirely subconscious, or natural curiosity.

The modesty will continue to develop and the fascination will lessen. Then he'll hit puberty one day and learn something new about it LMAO
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Cold
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Bringing back memories?
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Bringing back memories?

How could he forget what he did this morning? Dontknow
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Yep! Some kids go through the naked phase and some don't. My daughter is 2.5 and so far it doesn't seem like she has any interest in running around naked laugh out loud

He was 3-3.5 yrs old when he figured out he could "make it happy" and that's when I made sure to really step up the talks regarding activities that should be done in private. In the beginning of his new discovery he would run up on occasion to tell us "Look! I made it bigger!" (LMAO) but after a few more reminders, he's been keeping that activity private Smilie

Otherwise before he could get an erection, and now when he's not actively creating one--the rest of his fondling seems like it's entirely subconscious, or natural curiosity.

The modesty will continue to develop and the fascination will lessen. Then he'll hit puberty one day and learn something new about it LMAO
"Ahhhhh My EYE!!!!"laugh out loud
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I just realized I have a problem. I am addicted to buying clothes for my DD. She has so much clothes!
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Admitting you have a problem is the first step Bowdown
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