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Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: UN can suck it

Maleficent 8,208 April 9, 2011 at 04:17 PM
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Better. Because you can do it IN WATER!
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So have you seen a non-pixelated vajayjay?
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I already found those things, but I don't get addicted to them... Video games, I get bored with them after an hr. or two... Porn, it's the same thing every video is just diff. scenarios, plus in the American ones the acting is really bad in some of them. I prefer the Asian ones.
There's acting in porn???
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So have you seen a non-pixelated vajayjay?
I hope to, but shake headshake head.
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You know, as odd as this may sound.....I LOVE water. Farking love it. I do drink alot of black coffee and love that too. But water Licklips I make pitchers with layers of ice and sliced fruit and fill it with water. Yum.

Ice has many good uses Evillaugh
The fruit water sounds delicious drool

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I hope to, but shake headshake head.
Isn't there porn sites where the girls are on the webcam and they will talk to you and show you their goodies?

TP
Would you put your mouth on it and do that sex move?
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The fruit water sounds delicious drool


Isn't there porn sites where the girls are on the webcam and they will talk to you and show you their goodies?

TP
Would you put your mouth on it and do that sex move?
If she cleans it... Do I have to kiss her after?

I don't mess with webcam crap, if I was to do that, I would rather just go out and find the real thing.

Fark... I just realized. With my tennis matches coming up, I miss one of my discussion classes, where I miss seeing like 5 or so hot Asian girls in the class MadMadMad
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The fruit water sounds delicious drool
Makes me think of a friends ex-gf that liked to put grapes up her vag during coitus.

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If she cleans it... Do I have to kiss her after?

I don't mess with webcam crap, if I was to do that, I would rather just go out and find the real thing.
But with the webcam girl you'd actually have success. If you dont run out of tokens or whatever $$$ unit they use.
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Makes me think of a friends ex-gf that liked to put grapes up her vag during coitus.


But with the webcam girl you'd actually have success. If your dont run out of tokens or whatever $$$ unit they use.
Sounds like you know from experience Big Grinwave, it's still fake either way, so it's like porn. I'd rather have the real thing.
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If she cleans it... Do I have to kiss her after?

I don't mess with webcam crap, if I was to do that, I would rather just go out and find the real thing.

Fark... I just realized. With my tennis matches coming up, I miss one of my discussion classes, where I miss seeing like 5 or so hot Asian girls in the class MadMadMad
Cleaning and kissing is between you guys

Aren't you having issues with the real thing, hence the webcam suggestion?

Your tennis matches require you to miss class? Sadbye to being a doctor
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June is. a couponer too. She says its better than sex.
I use coupons alot but ummmm...yeah no Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Like bringing out the wierdos wif ice fetishes.
Big Grin drool
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The fruit water sounds delicious drool
Oh you would love it!!! I usually slice a whole lemon, orange, and lime (thin slices).

Botton layer ice - fruit - ice - fruit - ice.....etc. Let it sit about 30 minutes and the taste is amazing!!!! Then you just keep fillling the pitcher with water and more ice. Mint leaves and sliced strawberries are awesome in it too.
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I use coupons alot but ummmm...yeah no Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
There is a you tube clip of her at piggly wiggly

Her middle daughter stands in a cart and falls

What if June is a SDer OMG

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Oh you would love it!!! I usually slice a whole lemon, orange, and lime (thin slices).

Botton layer ice - fruit - ice - fruit - ice.....etc. Let it sit about 30 minutes and the taste is amazing!!!! Then you just keep fillling the pitcher with water and more ice. Mint leaves and sliced strawberries are awesome in it too.
I heart mint leaves

Hmmmm
I have orange and lime
Maybe I will try it with just them
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If she cleans it... Do I have to kiss her after?
You really need to get over your germ phobia. Otherwise you can never have babies.
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I'm okay with that, I think.
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