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Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: UN can suck it

Maleficent 8,208 April 9, 2011 at 04:17 PM
The title says it all! Whee

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I know there's more to what you're thinking... Share your thoughts with the class?



Inconvenient, more like. Downright frustrating sometimes. Head Bang
My inbox is always open.

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I'm sure that there are several loungers that would be more than happy to help Mal determine and then exceed those limits. nod

To accomplish the goal of finding and surpassing her limits I recommend the following (partial list):

A supply of Gatorade (or other hydration beverage of choice)
Lubricant (edible of course)
Towels, lots and lots of towels
Liberator furniture - the black series
A portable cardiac Defib unit
An unmistakable "Safe Word"
A few more things...but I'd get a few mod warnings and impromptu SD vacation if I posted them. nod
bounce
OMG
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Mal needs someone to explore/determine her limits?
I've yet to find a man with the stamina to reach them.
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Quote from DC View Post :
I'm sure that there are several loungers that would be more than happy to help Mal determine and then exceed those limits. nod

To accomplish the goal of finding and surpassing her limits I recommend the following (partial list):

A supply of Gatorade (or other hydration beverage of choice)
Lubricant (edible of course)
Towels, lots and lots of towels
Liberator furniture - the black series
A portable cardiac Defib unit
An unmistakable "Safe Word"
A few more things...but I'd get a few mod warnings and impromptu SD vacation if I posted them. nod
bounce
OMG
Yeah... Ummm... Lubricant is sooooo not necessary. It'd be like adding water to an overflowing river.

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I've always wanted a reason to use that!
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Yeah... Ummm... Lubricant is sooooo not necessary. It'd be like adding water to an overflowing river.
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Well if you finally did find someone to go the full distance, you might just be happy you had that bottle of lube nod
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Nice thread title. LMAO
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Nice thread title. LMAO
"Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: UN can suck it "

QPLR and before someone changes it (again) laugh out loud
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"Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: UN can suck it "

QPLR and before someone changes it (again) laugh out loud
QFT just in case...
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Nice thread title. LMAO
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Happy Halloween weekend, you undead farkers!! wave
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Man, post whoring just ain't what it used to be. Sadwalk
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Man, post whoring just ain't what it used to be. Sadwalk
right on, VF. Sadwalk
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