I am *SO* jealous

Quote from Zoe Moon : You're not as old as dirt Zoe Moon, are you?

Next April I hit the half century mark. I'm thinking about starting a twitter campaign to see if Marg will crash the party for my 50th.

Still not as old as Schooby though.






Oh, earlier I used the term "racist". That was a mistake. I meant "bigoted".

The only Walter I can remember is the kid from "Lost". He wasn't a murder, but he was special.

Quote from teenbean : The only Walter I can remember is the kid from "Lost". He wasn't a murder, but he was special.

I dunno... I think you could say he killed that bird... Not sure though...

Quote from Majide : I dunno... I think you could say he killed that bird... Not sure though...

True. I just refreshed my memory about the character on Lostpedia. At one point he "killed" a flock of birds.

See, serial killer.

Quote from jsean : Reading your posts is like eating unsalted pretzels with no drink. Your posts bring nothing to the table, it's like reading generic boilerplate written by a 2nd grade teacher. I don't eat at Applebee's because it's shitty and bad for you yet millions of other people do, does that make me bitter towards that shit hole? Instead of replying with a uncreative, as close as you can get to a form letter response, go make America proud and eat another onion loaf.

Let me put this into words even YOU can understand: I prosper because of my own hard work and dedication to succeed. I'm driven and passionate about what I do. You on the otherhand, whine because you are lazy and think the world owes you a living. Not only are you not passionate about anything other than blaming others for YOU being a failure, you think hard work is only for people like me so Obismal can steal from me by calling it 'spreading the wealth' and giving you a taste of equal outcome even though you don't deserve anything more than equal opportunity.

Do you understand that??? Do your own work and succeed or fail, but at least you will have the pride of knowing you tried. I predict you will continue to just sit and whine, blaming others. It's all you are 'driven' to do.

Quote from marg_fan : You could have written that before I ate at Applebee's for the very first time last night. Either I had the world's dullest steak knife or it was the toughest piece of meat I've ever encountered in my life. If part of the proceeds hadn't gone to charity...

*activate time machine*

AVOID Applebee's!!! The steak really sux! Also they don't change the oil in their fryers for about 2 weeks and fry EVERYTHING in the same fryers during that time.

Please note, no one here gives a shit about you or how well you are doing (or not doing). Your attempt to hijack a thread about Jeff Dunham and turn it into a thread about you is pathetic as is your recycled and redundant words you are spewing. Example: Do your own work and succeed or fail, but at least you will have the pride of knowing you tried. You fallow brain bad cliche bastard. Don't come to the potluck if you are going to bring horseshit to the table.

Quote from coulditbeSatan : Let me put this into words even YOU can understand: I prosper because of my own hard work and dedication to succeed. I'm driven and passionate about what I do. You on the otherhand, whine because you are lazy and think the world owes you a living. Not only are you not passionate about anything other than blaming others for YOU being a failure, you think hard work is only for people like me so Obismal can steal from me by calling it 'spreading the wealth' and giving you a taste of equal outcome even though you don't deserve anything more than equal opportunity. Do you understand that??? Do your own work and succeed or fail, but at least you will have the pride of knowing you tried. I predict you will continue to just sit and whine, blaming others. It's all you are 'driven' to do. *activate time machine* AVOID Applebee's!!! The steak really sux! Also they don't change the oil in their fryers for about 2 weeks and fry EVERYTHING in the same fryers during that time.

Might I mention the thread was about my birthday Wednesday and the awesome image I received?

Quote from marg_fan : Might I mention the thread was about my birthday Wednesday and the awesome image I received?

The original post is clearly about a Jeff Dunham doll, your birthday isn't even mentioned.

Quote from jsean : The original post is clearly about a Jeff Dunham doll, your birthday isn't even mentioned.

*looks at image attached to the original post*

*looks at the user title of the original poster*

Quote from marg_fan : *looks at image attached to the original post* *looks at the user title of the original poster*

I didn't click on the image so didn't see the little sign he was holding, which grammatically speaking, the dummy is wishing himself or someone else named Walter a happy birthday, not you. I would argue the main subject of the thread was Jeff Dunham's dummy, not your birthday. That said, I hope you had a nice birthday.