It's official... I am now Dr. Dalokgawd, PhD

Quote from veritableqndry : So you're a dirt doctor?

Quote from Maleficent : That sounds really interesting! Is there somewhere we can read it?

At some point it will be available online through ProQuest (the publishing company) but I don't think you will be able to access it unless you have some sort of subscription through a university or a library or something. But I haven't even finished my revisions and submitted it for publishing yet so it's gonna be a couple of months at least...

Quote from zzyzzx : Does this mean that you are now gainfully unemployed?

For the moment... I am still waiting to hear back about a job I interviewed for in mid March and I have another interview next week. I honestly hope I won't have to take my PhD to McDonalds...

Quote from veritableqndry : He's taking a page from Dr. J.'s book and not answering any questions. I guess once you become a doctor you don't have to talk to peons and peasants anymore. Maybe he's a rock doctor?

Commencement was today and then we had a party afterwards at my in laws' house. I just got home like 2 hours ago...

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Quote from The Raddish :

Yay! Congrats!

Quote from dalokgawd : Dissertation defense completed, approval pages signed. You may now refer to me as Dr. Dalokgawd, Dr. Fishslapper, and/or Dr. Pervy Asshat.

What is the title of your dissertation?

Of what are you a doctor?

Quote from The Raddish : What is the title of your dissertation? Of what are you a doctor?

Must make some good cash because he's not the best looking horse in the stable!

Quote from The Raddish : What is the title of your dissertation? Of what are you a doctor?

Technically I am a Doctor of Philosophy. But my degree is in soil chemistry. The title of my dissertation is The Nanopore Inner-Sphere Enhancement (NISE) Effect and its Role in Sodium Adsorption.

Quote from veritableqndry : so you're a dirty doctor?

ftfy...

Quote from dalokgawd : Technically I am a Doctor of Philosophy. But my degree is in soil chemistry. The title of my dissertation is The Nanopore Inner-Sphere Enhancement (NISE) Effect and its Role in Sodium Adsorption.

Not to be confused with Absorption, right?

Quote from Pig : Congratulations! You can now compete with Dr. J about who's the bigger snob

He wasn't a real Dr., just a basketball player. Some people will believe anything!

PS, a sincere congrats.

Quote from dalokgawd : At some point it will be available online through ProQuest (the publishing company) but I don't think you will be able to access it unless you have some sort of subscription through a university or a library or something. But I haven't even finished my revisions and submitted it for publishing yet so it's gonna be a couple of months at least... For the moment... I am still waiting to hear back about a job I interviewed for in mid March and I have another interview next week. I honestly hope I won't have to take my PhD to McDonalds... Commencement was today and then we had a party afterwards at my in laws' house. I just got home like 2 hours ago...

Awesome!

I'll have to check if it's available through my university. Update the thread when it becomes available, I wanna read it! Or skim it at least.


And I love that you wore that t-shirt to your graduation.

Do people not have to get dressed up anymore for commencement?

Quote from dalokgawd : I changed my title to say Dr. fish slapper... will that do?

Congratulations, Dr! Wish you all the best.

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