Could/would you deliver your sibling?

Quote from Maleficent : Which organs did you see?

I'm guessing one was the bladder because is was mostly round and the other was the uterus because i didn't recognize it. It could have been the placenta, but what do i know? The rest were all covered in blood and looked like one big blob, but i liked pretending to know what they were.

I could have!!! It would have been fun.

Meh, seen one snatch you've seen them all. I'd love to deliver a kid. I think I won't be getting more siblings, though.

Quote from Iaaaiws : Assuming the "In" version really is a possibility, and that I have been unable to call anyone for help, how exactly am I to know that this is a breech and not just the little bastard taking its own sweet time to arrive into the world?

You see the butt coming out instead of the head? Or Leopald's maneuvers.

Quote from someone28624 : You see the butt coming out instead of the head? Or Leopald's maneuvers.

And I am just magically going to learn what the hell Leopald's maneuvers are with nobody around and no way of calling for help?

Most likely at that point I would be laughing hysterically and telling my mom that my new brother looks like a real butthead.

Quote from Iaaaiws : And I am just magically going to learn what the hell Leopald's maneuvers are with nobody around and no way of calling for help? Most likely at that point I would be laughing hysterically and telling my mom that my new brother looks like a real butthead.

Best learn them now. Just in case. They do say instinct can take you far.

Quote from The Raddish : 1. It's a hypothetical situation to find out if you could do the necessary thing. 2. It's a hypothetical situation to find out if you could do the necessary thing. 3. It's a hypothetical situation to find out if you could do the necessary thing. Did you even vote in the pole?!?

Of course not! You left out the "this question is completely ridiculous and I'd never be stupid enough to put myself in this situation" option.

Quote from chewspam : I'm guessing one was the bladder because is was mostly round and the other was the uterus because i didn't recognize it. It could have been the placenta, but what do i know? The rest were all covered in blood and looked like one big blob, but i liked pretending to know what they were.

Awesome! I'm not sure if that would be the bladder though, unless it was full, which I don't think it would be. (Don't they insert a catheter prior to a c-section?) Though I've only seen a pig, but I would imagine the basic anatomical structure would be similar. The pig's was really small, looked like an empty sac of folded tissue.

Finzz wouldn't have wanted a 5 year old bringing her into the world, but I probably could have done it.

Quote from LC2 : Finzz wouldn't have wanted a 5 year old bringing her into the world, but I probably could have done it.

**30 years later**
"Mom, was I dropped on my head as a baby?"
"Um, no, dear.....er.....why do you ask?"
"Sissy says she dropped me on my head as a baby, and that is why I am as goofy as I am I am!"
"Oh, that yes. Well......tell LC I need to speak with her, please!!"

Quote from finzz2dlft : **30 years later** "Mom, was I dropped on my head as a baby?" "Um, no, dear.....er.....why do you ask?" "Sissy says she dropped me on my head as a baby, and that is why I am as goofy as I am I am!" "Oh, that yes. Well......tell LC I need to speak with her, please!!"

30 years!! It's been 50!

Quote from Count_Chocula : used to have to deliver my sister to swim practice every damn day after i got my license, & it was a crappy oldsmobile, not a bmw x5

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