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Quote from finzz2dlft : Of course not silly. Straws are also knows as "sissy sticks" Why would I use one of those? Ever tried to look cool while drinking from a straw? Two guys in a bar: 1st guy: "Hey you! I'm gonna kick yer butt! 2nd guy: "Yeah? I'm waitin'!" 1st guy:"Just let me finish this here drink!" *sips from straw* just dosen't work!

Another guy walks into a bar and orders six shots of tequila. Bartender lines up the six shot glasses and pours the shots. The guy grabs each glass as fast as he can and pounds down each shot. The bartender says 'Whoa buddy! Somebody walks into my bar, orders six shots of tequila and pounds them down like that....I figure you're either celebrating or trying to forget...so care if I ask which it is with you?' The guy answers 'Oh at first I thought I would be celebrating....today was my first BJ!' The bartender says 'Well damn! Congratulations! In that case the next shot is on the house!' The guy shakes his head and says 'No thanks....if six shots didn't get the taste out of my mouth then I don't think another one is going to do the trick.'