The Zombie Apocalypse may be upon us! UPDATE: Now there's proof! A government denial! See post 35

Nightline just had a story about this phenomenon.

Just heard a man ate his wife's lips on the news.

Uh huh. All of us that stockpiled ammo and wooden stakes don't look so crazy now, do we?

Quote from TigerStar : Uh huh. All of us that stockpiled ammo and wooden stakes don't look so crazy now, do we?

Wooden stakes? I didn't' stockpile any wooden stakes. I gots over a hundred thousand rounds of ammo, any number of firearms for any number of purposes but no wooden stakes.

Are they vampire zombies? Vampire zombies. Oh, shit!

The government has officially denied that there is a Zombie Apocalypse. As we all know, when the government says something is not happening, it usually is.

Zombie Apocalypse Denial Link [huffingtonpost.com]

The horrific face-eating arrest in Miami [huffingtonpost.com] and several other seemingly subhuman acts has many people wondering what's behind this flesh-munching wave of terror.

A zombie apocalypse, however, is not what we should be worried about, at least according to the federal government.

Quote from The Raddish : Wooden stakes? I didn't' stockpile any wooden stakes. I gots over a hundred thousand rounds of ammo, any number of firearms for any number of purposes but no wooden stakes. Are they vampire zombies? Vampire zombies. Oh, shit!

Quote from TigerStar : Uh huh. All of us that stockpiled ammo and wooden stakes don't look so crazy now, do we?

There was a picture of a house with treadmills surrounding the home Of course, it's just a cartoon picture

Quote from The Raddish : The government has officially denied that there is a Zombie Apocalypse. As we all know, when the government says something is not happening, it usually is. Zombie Apocalypse Denial Link [huffingtonpost.com] The horrific face-eating arrest in Miami [huffingtonpost.com] and several other seemingly subhuman acts has many people wondering what's behind this flesh-munching wave of terror. A zombie apocalypse, however, is not what we should be worried about, at least according to the federal government.

There have been two more attacks. A second one in Florida and an attack in Louisiana.

They're still trying to blame it on drugs rather than admit the Zombie Apocalypse has started.

Quote : The second occurred on Saturday when a snarling homeless man, identified as Brandon De Leon, threatened to eat two officers, echoing the Miami attack. A third incident took place in Louisiana where Carl Jacquneaux, 43, bit off a chunk of his victim's face. When put in a police cruiser De Leon slammed his head against the plexiglass divider and shouted at officers, 'I'm going to eat you', NBC Miami [nbcmiami.com] reported. He then growled, gnashed his teeth and tried to bite the hand of an officer attempting to treat his head wounds. 'Brandon growled and opened and closed his jaw, slamming his teeth like an animal would,' the report said. In the third case Carl Jacquneaux, 43, is accused of attacking Todd Credeur at his home in Scott, Louisiana, over the weekend after he became upset following a domestic issue. KATC [katc.com]reported that Mr Credeur was working in his front yard when he was attacked. Scott Assistant Police Chief Kert Thomas said: 'During the attack, the suspect bit a chunk of the victim's face off.' Mr Credeur reportedly managed to spray Jacquneaux in the face with wasp spray to stop him from eating any more of his face. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2155816/Is-Cloud-Nine-zombie-apocalypse-Police-issue-warning-new-drug-TWO-cannibal-attacks.html#ixzz1x8UiZ68h

BRB when you guys deal with this. Moving to Europe. Not dealing with Zombie Apocalypse right now.

Man, those readings without picture is already sickening.

Quote from Zoe Moon : There have been two more attacks. A second one in Florida and an attack in Louisiana. They're still trying to blame it on drugs rather than admit the Zombie Apocalypse has started.

Let's not forget about the brain eating incident.

Quote from travfar : Let's not forget about the brain eating incident.

"Our research indicates that live human brains are not merely the cornerstone of a healthy diet; they are, in fact, the only food an active adult zombie should consume at all," Rossum said during a press conference at the institute, linly [theonion.com]

Quote from Zoe Moon : There have been two more attacks. A second one in Florida and an attack in Louisiana. They're still trying to blame it on drugs rather than admit the Zombie Apocalypse has started.

I think I know why. Zombie-Max bullets are getting harder and harder to procure. In fact, there's even a story about it [cbslocal.com].

Talk about zombies and a possible zombie apocalypse has increased due to recent gory accounts of drug-induced, flesh-eating attacks in the news.

Stores across the U.S., including in Metro Detroit, are getting in on the undead action by selling Zombie Bullets, made by Hornady Manufacturing.

'(CNN) -- The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is a big, serious government agency with a big, serious job: protecting public health from threats ranging from hurricanes to bird flu.

So when the good doctors of Atlanta warned people this week about how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, the world took notice.

"That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e," Dr. Ali S. Khan wrote on the CDC website this week,
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