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Quote from veritableqndry : I don't know why any of you are still talking to the Mongolian alien. If you're smart you'll clam up!

Some people have no desire to end up in a work camp or as an entree. Just sayin'

Quote from Frogstar : Some people have no desire to end up in a work camp or as an entree. Just sayin'

Ha! I know this tune. You just want to harvest our brain juice before you use us for mulch. I ain't no tulip food MONGOLIAN!

Quote from veritableqndry : Well that's the first responsible thing you've said in this whole thread! I'll be happy to share plans for my own helmet if you can prove to my satisfaction that you are none of the following: member of a malevolent alien race; government operative (any government including state & local - CANTON CITY COUNCIL I'M LOOKING AT YOU!!); intelligent reptile attempting to impersonate a human; Mongolian.

Wouldn't a government operative already have their heads up their own rectums, necessarily precluding them from having them up elephant or giraffe rectums?

Quote from marg_fan : Wouldn't a government operative already have their heads up their own rectums, necessarily precluding them from having them up elephant or giraffe rectums?

I can't believe I have to tell YOU this of all people Walter.

That's exactly what they want you to think!

Hasn't Marg taught you anything?

Quote from veritableqndry : I can't believe I have to tell YOU this of all people Walter. That's exactly what they want you to think! Hasn't Marg taught you anything?

Sorry? Did you say something? I was staring dumbly at ZM Marg.

Quote from veritableqndry : Ha! I know this tune. You just want to harvest our brain juice before you use us for mulch. I ain't no tulip food MONGOLIAN!

Not all test subjects have been found to have suitable brain juice.

That's the sort of thing I might say if I were actually an alien.

Quote from Frogstar : Not all test subjects have been found to have suitable brain juice. That's the sort of thing I might say if I were actually an alien.

So straight to mulch then, right? Got it.

By the way, how many Cylons would you say are left in the fleet? Out of curiosity I mean.

Get a room, you four (or so).

Whuh?

Quote from Joe Davola : Get a room, you four (or so).

Wouldn't you like that? A room you've already bugged and set your cameras up in, you mean? Where the internet is monitored and there are keyloggers on every remote control so you know exactly which channels I watched and for how long? And the maid comes in to "clean" but really she's collecting hair and skin samples and scraping down the soap to make sure I'm not my own clone? You'd like that wouldn't you? WOULDN'T YOU?

Quote from VorlonFrog : Whuh?

Unfortunately (I really hate to tell you this) we have it on good authority that Ms. Helgenberger may be compromised and no longer trustworthy as an agent of Humanity.

There really must have been too much habanero in those pickles . . .

Dude she has green eyes. GREEN! What else is green?

That's right: Mongolians!

Quote from VorlonFrog : Whuh?

Quote from veritableqndry : Wouldn't you like that? A room you've already bugged and set your cameras up in, you mean? Where the internet is monitored and there are keyloggers on every remote control so you know exactly which channels I watched and for how long? And the maid comes in to "clean" but really she's collecting hair and skin samples and scraping down the soap to make sure I'm not my own clone? You'd like that wouldn't you? WOULDN'T YOU? Unfortunately (I really hate to tell you this) we have it on good authority that Ms. Helgenberger may be compromised and no longer trustworthy as an agent of Humanity.

Nah, she's good. She divorced Alan Rosenberg (former agent of the man President of the Screen Actors Guild).