A new naked Zombie attack in Florida **two more attacks, post 7** (((new report of a Zombie in China!!!! post 24)))

Quote from rayzac : I saw that

I thought some might take offense.

Quote from Schooby : I thought some might take offense.

Nah, finzz laughs it off

Maybe they're using the bath salts as cover up for free zombies? Tunn Tun Tarnn.

Whatever happened to getting stoned and eating some Fritos and a honey bun or two? Now people fry their brains and eat other people!

Quote from chewspam : Why didn't they just shoot the dumb SOB after the first attempt to put him down?

yah your right....heheh

All I know is these synthetic drugs are my perfect excuse to go to gun shows and come back with some new firearms.. uh I mean powerful zombie repellants and zombie neutralizers.

Quote from noungning : Maybe they're using the bath salts as cover up for free zombies? Tunn Tun Tarnn.

If it wasn't posted in Freebies, then it doesn't exist.

should be ready anytime

There's been a zombie attack in China. It's worldwide now!



Chinese zombie attack? Drunk Chinese man tries to eat woman’s face during ‘cannibal’ assault


A man identified as "Dong" ran into a road near a bus station at around 2 p.m. and jumped in front of a woman's car, the Shanghai Daily's website reported police saying [shanghaidaily.com].


The man then hopped on the hood and starting pounding on the woman's windshield, the report said.


When the woman, identified as "Du," got out of the car, the man tackled her and began chewing on her face.


Witnesses said they tried to stop the attack, but Dong was going "crazy" and overpowered them.


Police eventually pulled the maniac off Du and cuffed him, the report said.


The woman was taken to a local hospital with tears to her lips and nose and would need plastic surgery to repair her face, according to the report.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/chinese-zombie-attack-drunk-chinese-man-eat-woman-face-cannibal-assault-article-1.1105920

Quote from Zoe Moon : There's been a zombie attack in China. It's worldwide now! Chinese zombie attack? Drunk Chinese man tries to eat woman’s face during ‘cannibal’ assault A man identified as "Dong" ran into a road near a bus station at around 2 p.m. and jumped in front of a woman's car, the Shanghai Daily's website reported police saying [shanghaidaily.com]. The man then hopped on the hood and starting pounding on the woman's windshield, the report said. When the woman, identified as "Du," got out of the car, the man tackled her and began chewing on her face. Witnesses said they tried to stop the attack, but Dong was going "crazy" and overpowered them. Police eventually pulled the maniac off Du and cuffed him, the report said. The woman was taken to a local hospital with tears to her lips and nose and would need plastic surgery to repair her face, according to the report. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/chinese-zombie-attack-drunk-chinese-man-eat-woman-face-cannibal-assault-article-1.1105920

I don't get it, you quoted the entire thing right up to the line that says

Quote : Cops said the man drank heavily during lunch with pals before the attack.

Are you trying to troll? I seriously don't get it.

Quote from The Llama : I don't get it, you quoted the entire thing right up to the line that says Are you trying to troll? I seriously don't get it.

Yes because we all know that heavy drinking leads to eating someones face. I quoted some, not all of the article, per the SD rules.

Quote from Zoe Moon : Yes because we all know that heavy drinking leads to eating someones face. I quoted some, not all of the article, per the SD rules.

And yes, we ALL know that zombies are, in fact, real.

And next time you decide to go with the letter of the law, maybe leave out the first sentence instead of the one that, you know, gives an alternate explanation to something that is straight up a fantasy explanation.

I think the question I was getting at, though, is are you just whimsically spreading incomplete stories (trolling) or do you seriously believe in zombies?

I hate it when Dong tries to eat my face.

Quote from The Llama : And yes, we ALL know that zombies are, in fact, real. And next time you decide to go with the letter of the law, maybe leave out the first sentence instead of the one that, you know, gives an alternate explanation to something that is straight up a fantasy explanation. I think the question I was getting at, though, is are you just whimsically spreading incomplete stories (trolling) or do you seriously believe in zombies?

I left off the first sentence too but the title said he was drunk, so reading fail on your part. BTW, this is the lounge, not all threads are serious. There just seems to be a sudden rise in face (or other body parts) eating by altered people. My thread wasn't the first zombie attack thread. Methinks you're the one doing a bit of trolling.