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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

7,598 277 October 12, 2006 at 06:45 AM
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
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10-12-2006 at 06:46 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:46 AM.
Maybe you look mighty cute in those blue jeans?
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cav
10-12-2006 at 06:47 AM.
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if you didnt look homo they wouldnt hit on u.
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10-12-2006 at 06:47 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:47 AM.
Quote from Ray Nagin :
Maybe you look mighty cute in those blue jeans?
That doesn't explain why everytime I've been gay hit on in the last two years, it's been at that one gas station.

If I look mighty cute in blue jeans, wouldn't I be gay hit on elsewhere, too?
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10-12-2006 at 06:47 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:47 AM.
maybe u look hot when u pump? they get turned on watching u handle the hoseDontknow
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10-12-2006 at 06:47 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:47 AM.
Are you buying high-octane fuel?
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Iamsorry
10-12-2006 at 06:48 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:48 AM.
Quote from thegoalie :
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
you must be pretty hot for guys to hit on you......

they have better taste then us girls.

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cav
10-12-2006 at 06:48 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:48 AM.
maybe its the pink bow you wear in your hair? Dontknow
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SnakePlisken
10-12-2006 at 06:48 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:48 AM.
Quote from caveney :
if you didnt look homo they wouldnt hit on u.
Not cool to brag about it neither.
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10-12-2006 at 06:48 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:48 AM.
Quote from caveney :
if you didnt look homo they wouldnt hit on u.
Rofl2 Rofl2
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10-12-2006 at 06:49 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:49 AM.
Sorry, I thought you were a chick.
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luxuryoils
10-12-2006 at 06:49 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:49 AM.
Check out the bathroom situation. Maybe it's conducive.

Oh and stop yelling fill'er up! Wink
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10-12-2006 at 06:49 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:49 AM.
You may want to check your bumper for oddly placed stickers that you are unaware of...
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10-12-2006 at 06:50 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:50 AM.
"Come out of the closet Tom"
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Drio
10-12-2006 at 06:50 AM.
10-12-2006 at 06:50 AM.
It's the teeth. No straight guy has teeth that white.
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