Put some crime scene tape around your porch...and cats, lots of cats. If those don't work for you, you storm out of the house in long underwear and a shotgun, mumbling about how postal workers are overpaid and Ben Franklin was a sorry-ass postmaster general.
That should make them flee quickly to their brown chariot.
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