The war of mice and man. Dr. J: 3, Mouse: 0

So I went to clean up around the house today and pulled out my backpack blower. I started it but the engine seemed to labor and the air output wasn't right.

So I put it on my back, cranked the throttle up and shook it around. WHOOSH 2 mice and a nest came flying out about 20 feet in the air That'll teach those bastards to fark with my tools.

So I was hanging out at home with my wife, talkin' about cheese and peanut butter and stuff, when all of a sudden the whole earth started moving around and then the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life cranked up right underneath us.

This crazy wind starts blowing in from our attic and the wife starts to panic, she's shitting herself and I have to admit I was pretty scared too. Then the earth starts moving even worse, and suddenly we're flying through the air, house and all! We hit a wall and the wife was killed instantly when her neck broke. I got lucky and landed on the ruins of our old house.

I miss her every day.

Quote from veritableqndry : So I was hanging out at home with my wife, talkin' about cheese and peanut butter and stuff, when all of a sudden the whole earth started moving around and then the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life cranked up right underneath us. This crazy wind starts blowing in from our attic and the wife starts to panic, she's shitting herself and I have to admit I was pretty scared too. Then the earth starts moving even worse, and suddenly we're flying through the air, house and all! We hit a wall and the wife was killed instantly when her neck broke. I got lucky and landed on the ruins of our old house. I miss her every day.

Quote from veritableqndry : So I was hanging out at home with my wife, talkin' about cheese and peanut butter and stuff, when all of a sudden the whole earth started moving around and then the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life cranked up right underneath us. This crazy wind starts blowing in from our attic and the wife starts to panic, she's shitting herself and I have to admit I was pretty scared too. Then the earth starts moving even worse, and suddenly we're flying through the air, house and all! We hit a wall and the wife was killed instantly when her neck broke. I got lucky and landed on the ruins of our old house. I miss her every day.

Gold.

Quote from veritableqndry : So I was hanging out at home with my wife, talkin' about cheese and peanut butter and stuff, when all of a sudden the whole earth started moving around and then the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life cranked up right underneath us. This crazy wind starts blowing in from our attic and the wife starts to panic, she's shitting herself and I have to admit I was pretty scared too. Then the earth starts moving even worse, and suddenly we're flying through the air, house and all! We hit a wall and the wife was killed instantly when her neck broke. I got lucky and landed on the ruins of our old house. I miss her every day.

But this is not SPAST's preferred procedure.

Serves you right. We had a truce - mice can live in my shed so long as they don't fark with my stuff. Well, the day of reckoning came yesterday. It's mouse armageddon now.

Should have put on a tiny circus...could have charged admission to opossums, snakes, rats, etc. to see a mouse shot out of a cannon.

This thread is why I lurk in the lounge.

Quote from veritableqndry : So I was hanging out at home with my wife, talkin' about cheese and peanut butter and stuff, when all of a sudden the whole earth started moving around and then the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life cranked up right underneath us. This crazy wind starts blowing in from our attic and the wife starts to panic, she's shitting herself and I have to admit I was pretty scared too. Then the earth starts moving even worse, and suddenly we're flying through the air, house and all! We hit a wall and the wife was killed instantly when her neck broke. I got lucky and landed on the ruins of our old house. I miss her every day.

Always keep a cup handy.

Quote from chewspam : Always keep a cup handy.

Where's the other girl?

Quote from veritableqndry : So I was hanging out at home with my wife, talkin' about cheese and peanut butter and stuff, when all of a sudden the whole earth started moving around and then the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life cranked up right underneath us. This crazy wind starts blowing in from our attic and the wife starts to panic, she's shitting herself and I have to admit I was pretty scared too. Then the earth starts moving even worse, and suddenly we're flying through the air, house and all! We hit a wall and the wife was killed instantly when her neck broke. I got lucky and landed on the ruins of our old house. I miss her every day.

Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.

You heartless bastards. That was my wife!

Quote from veritableqndry : So I was hanging out at home with my wife, talkin' about cheese and peanut butter and stuff, when all of a sudden the whole earth started moving around and then the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life cranked up right underneath us. This crazy wind starts blowing in from our attic and the wife starts to panic, she's shitting herself and I have to admit I was pretty scared too. Then the earth starts moving even worse, and suddenly we're flying through the air, house and all! We hit a wall and the wife was killed instantly when her neck broke. I got lucky and landed on the ruins of our old house. I miss her every day.