The stages of getting old for women, as seen through the eyes of men...
1) Guys open a door for you because you're young and cute.
2) Guys open a door for you because you're preggers.
3) Guys open a door for you because you have a baby/stroller/small kids in tow.
4) Guys quit opening a door for you because you're no longer any of the above.
5) Guys sometimes open a door for you because you're clearly getting up there in age, are struggling a bit and you remind them of their moms.
6) Guys open a door for you because you're elderly and remind them of their grandmothers.
"Happiness and depression are both feelings, just like joy and anger. It's not feelings that give us problems. It's what we do with them that makes the difference."
"When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life."
We made love by the ocean, as the waves crashed around you
Sunsets never were so bright and the skies never so blue
You opened up into my arms, and we laughed as I held you
I'll never go back to Georgia, not at least till I have to
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