Here's a decent list of things you were thinking of getting, and what you should get instead:
You were probably going to get a monogramed iPhone, but you should forget that and get a new Moosejaw Jacket instead
Your baby was going to get you a Land Rover for Halloween, but please ask her to get you a new tent instead
You should for sure postpone getting a pair of fancy jeans in lieu of a new backpack
You'll have to select your size and gender of the Mystery Gift and use code MYSTERY to make it free.
Love the madness,
Here are some rules about this Mystery Gift thing....
Only one Mystery Gift per person with purchase of any item over $99.
Qualifying item value is after any other applicable discounts and before tax and shipping charges.
Qualifying item excludes gift cards.
You CANNOT get a Mystery Gift with the purchase of a Gift Card. Sorry about it.
The deal is NOT good with full price Patagonia items.
Cannot be combined with any other offers or applied to prior orders.
The Mystery Gift cannot be refunded or exchanged. This is important so I'm going to repeat it. The Mystery Gift cannot be refunded or exchanged.
The $100 worth of stuff in each Mystery Gift is at least $100 at the normal retail price as opposed to a sale price.
Offer ends on Sunday, October 28, 2012, or while supplies last, so please snap to.