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mellowcat88 228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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wave Hi everybody, here & not.
TY for the newest links & freebies. Congrats to all of the recent winners.
Got a "physical" prize on Scotch Color Your World of Heart Shaped Sticky Notes.
"Digital" prize still available to win, so I'll keep trying.
Also won second prize on Oreo Cookies vs. Creme of a $20 iTunes GC

I DO like this contest & sweepstakes stuff. TY JAK!! Wink
Congrats!
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Well, it's a quiet night and I'm all caught up here, so off to
watch some TV.
See ya, veas. Catch you next time.
TC all & WIN bunches! Peace
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It IS nice. Everyone shares here and we all benefit in one way or another.
Some go above & beyond, and I for one really appreech!
I try very hard to find "stuff" Big Grin but do not succeed very often. shake head Not too good at that. wave Freebies and Twix or all I get lately. But, like I always say, much better than nothing. Maybe some day again I will win. Thanks Jak for your help today. You made me "win" 3 things. (free) and everyone else for the links and shares. I did win one Twix today.
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I try very hard to find "stuff" Big Grin but do not succeed very often. shake head Not too good at that. wave Freebies and Twix or all I get lately. But, like I always say, much better than nothing. Maybe some day again I will win. Thanks Jak for your help today. You made me "win" 3 things. (free) and everyone else for the links and shares. I did win one Twix today.
I won your Twix!!! laugh out loud

~Redneck's joke of the Day~

Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were sitting in a bar one night watching rasslin' on the tube. At the end of the match was an advertisement. A loud, obnoxious character came on screaming about the $10,000 dollars prize money for anyone who could defeat "The Killer". Jake looked at Bubba, a 6' 4" giant with the brain the size of a pea, and got an idea. He told Bubba, "I bet you could beat that guy. He doesn't look so rough, and you're no wimp." Bubba thought about it for a minute and agreed that he probably could. The next weekend Jake and Bubba went down to the stadium where the tournament was to be held and signed Bubba up. An old man came up and started briefing them on the rules of the contest and such. Jake, seeing Bubba was a bit nervous, asked the old man for any tips. The old man looked up to Bubba and said, "Just you watch out for his pretzel hold. Ain't nobody ever gotten out that thing." One by one, the contestants ahead of Bubba went in and came back balled up and hurting. Two hours after they arrived, Bubba's turn was finally up. In the ring, right before the bell rang, Bubba looked back at Jake and said, "Don't worry buddy. I can avoid that pretzel thing." But not ten seconds after he had gotten up in the ring was The Killer laying on top of the contorted ball of Bubba and the referee was pounding the mat, counting to ten. Jake screamed and started walking back to the locker rooms. He was pissed. He had shelled out $500 to get Bubba in this contest, and it didn't last 20 seconds. But right before he got to the door, the crowd went wild! Jake ran back to the ring to see Bubba with one foot on top of the unconscious Killer and one armed raised in the air by the referee. Jake ran into the ring and jumped on Bubba. The crowd was out of control, and Jake and Bubba were $10,000 richer! Later in the locker room, Jake confessed to Bubba he didn't see what happened. Bubba said, "Well, The Killer got me in his pretzel hold and I thought all was lost. I hurt like I'd never hurt before and all I could hear was the ref slamming his hand down counting to ten. Then I looked and in front of me I saw this big, hairy sack of balls. I had nothing to lose and figured it might even help. So I stretched a little further and bit down as hard as I could on those things." "Jake," Bubba said. "You wouldn't believe the strength a man gets when he bites his own balls."
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This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?" < The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

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wave Hi everybody, here & not.
TY for the newest links & freebies. Congrats to all of the recent winners.
Got a "physical" prize on Scotch Color Your World of Heart Shaped Sticky Notes.
"Digital" prize still available to win, so I'll keep trying.
Also won second prize on Oreo Cookies vs. Creme of a $20 iTunes GC

I DO like this contest & sweepstakes stuff. TY JAK!! Wink
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I try very hard to find "stuff" Big Grin but do not succeed very often. shake head Not too good at that. wave Freebies and Twix or all I get lately. But, like I always say, much better than nothing. Maybe some day again I will win. Thanks Jak for your help today. You made me "win" 3 things. (free) and everyone else for the links and shares. I did win one Twix today.
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I won your Twix!!! laugh out loud

~Redneck's joke of the Day~

Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were sitting in a bar one night watching rasslin' on the tube. At the end of the match was an advertisement. A loud, obnoxious character came on screaming about the $10,000 dollars prize money for anyone who could defeat "The Killer". Jake looked at Bubba, a 6' 4" giant with the brain the size of a pea, and got an idea. He told Bubba, "I bet you could beat that guy. He doesn't look so rough, and you're no wimp." Bubba thought about it for a minute and agreed that he probably could. The next weekend Jake and Bubba went down to the stadium where the tournament was to be held and signed Bubba up. An old man came up and started briefing them on the rules of the contest and such. Jake, seeing Bubba was a bit nervous, asked the old man for any tips. The old man looked up to Bubba and said, "Just you watch out for his pretzel hold. Ain't nobody ever gotten out that thing." One by one, the contestants ahead of Bubba went in and came back balled up and hurting. Two hours after they arrived, Bubba's turn was finally up. In the ring, right before the bell rang, Bubba looked back at Jake and said, "Don't worry buddy. I can avoid that pretzel thing." But not ten seconds after he had gotten up in the ring was The Killer laying on top of the contorted ball of Bubba and the referee was pounding the mat, counting to ten. Jake screamed and started walking back to the locker rooms. He was pissed. He had shelled out $500 to get Bubba in this contest, and it didn't last 20 seconds. But right before he got to the door, the crowd went wild! Jake ran back to the ring to see Bubba with one foot on top of the unconscious Killer and one armed raised in the air by the referee. Jake ran into the ring and jumped on Bubba. The crowd was out of control, and Jake and Bubba were $10,000 richer! Later in the locker room, Jake confessed to Bubba he didn't see what happened. Bubba said, "Well, The Killer got me in his pretzel hold and I thought all was lost. I hurt like I'd never hurt before and all I could hear was the ref slamming his hand down counting to ten. Then I looked and in front of me I saw this big, hairy sack of balls. I had nothing to lose and figured it might even help. So I stretched a little further and bit down as hard as I could on those things." "Jake," Bubba said. "You wouldn't believe the strength a man gets when he bites his own balls."
Congrats on the wins!
Cindy, you made me spit out my free Pepsi!

Good Luck to all!
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I found a new facebook page!!! Think its you know who's!!!
Lots of funny stuff on there https://www.facebook.com/Redneckt...k=timeline


And thats why I like Dodge!!
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I won your Twix!!! laugh out loud

~Redneck's joke of the Day~

Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were sitting in a bar one night watching rasslin' on the tube. At the end of the match was an advertisement. A loud, obnoxious character came on screaming about the $10,000 dollars prize money for anyone who could defeat "The Killer". Jake looked at Bubba, a 6' 4" giant with the brain the size of a pea, and got an idea. He told Bubba, "I bet you could beat that guy. He doesn't look so rough, and you're no wimp." Bubba thought about it for a minute and agreed that he probably could. The next weekend Jake and Bubba went down to the stadium where the tournament was to be held and signed Bubba up. An old man came up and started briefing them on the rules of the contest and such. Jake, seeing Bubba was a bit nervous, asked the old man for any tips. The old man looked up to Bubba and said, "Just you watch out for his pretzel hold. Ain't nobody ever gotten out that thing." One by one, the contestants ahead of Bubba went in and came back balled up and hurting. Two hours after they arrived, Bubba's turn was finally up. In the ring, right before the bell rang, Bubba looked back at Jake and said, "Don't worry buddy. I can avoid that pretzel thing." But not ten seconds after he had gotten up in the ring was The Killer laying on top of the contorted ball of Bubba and the referee was pounding the mat, counting to ten. Jake screamed and started walking back to the locker rooms. He was pissed. He had shelled out $500 to get Bubba in this contest, and it didn't last 20 seconds. But right before he got to the door, the crowd went wild! Jake ran back to the ring to see Bubba with one foot on top of the unconscious Killer and one armed raised in the air by the referee. Jake ran into the ring and jumped on Bubba. The crowd was out of control, and Jake and Bubba were $10,000 richer! Later in the locker room, Jake confessed to Bubba he didn't see what happened. Bubba said, "Well, The Killer got me in his pretzel hold and I thought all was lost. I hurt like I'd never hurt before and all I could hear was the ref slamming his hand down counting to ten. Then I looked and in front of me I saw this big, hairy sack of balls. I had nothing to lose and figured it might even help. So I stretched a little further and bit down as hard as I could on those things." "Jake," Bubba said. "You wouldn't believe the strength a man gets when he bites his own balls."
Funny - wondered where you were. Anything new on your trip?
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I found a new facebook page!!! Think its you know who's!!!
Lots of funny stuff on there https://www.facebook.com/Redneckt...k=timeline


And thats why I like Dodge!!
I did get one twix yesterday. Last try.
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Funny - wondered where you were. Anything new on your trip?
Nothing new but I think Im gonna try to go to Miami................Oklahoma!! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic) Theres a casino there and I can get a room free meals and drinks along with game tokens. Plus I would like to win some money!!
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Nothing new but I think Im gonna try to go to Miami................Oklahoma!! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic) Theres a casino there and I can get a room free meals and drinks along with game tokens. Plus I would like to win some money!!
when would you be going - alone or with your sister? What do you mean, from Miami to Oklahoma?
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when would you be going - alone or with your sister? What do you mean, from Miami to Oklahoma?

Miami OK is a city

I was there in the 60's

my friends and I drove there from Chicago before senior year in highschool started

we were doing Route 66
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