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I envy people with no balance on their credit card.
Quotes from one loving SDer to another: ~"Nice greed, and way to throw up more red flags if they haven't already. Idiot." ~"You, sir, are an idiot." ~"There's some real jerks in here." ~"Member since 2005, and you call = You're a dumb@$$, you're a dumb@$$ you're a duuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb@$$..." ~"Another idiot who can't read. Read the link moron, the deal is dead." ~"So, (name removed) shove it up your A$$" ~"Wow, you are pathetic" |
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In for 3 Muscle Milk & 3 Assaults.
I'm a little nervous about taking Assault though. I remember On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag. I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this. I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done? |
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Question
What's better? This deal or the 10 lbs DYMATIZE GOURMET ELITE WHEY TWINPACK (2 X 5 LB) with 300 gms Creatin $71.90 (free shipping) at FitRx.com or BJ's that has EAS 100% Whey Protein 5lb bags for $26.xx with in store coupon. ($29.00 a bag with taxes) |
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