When you push the "Initiate" button on the front, it says "Wow, you are SO never getting laid"
Har..har... Someone always breaks out the easy geek jokes. I have a smoking hot wife (way younger than me BTW), 3 great kids, and a six-figure income, and I was (and still am) an enormous geek..and, that my friend is really how the prototypical geek winds up in later life.
Women enjoy eye candy at the gym or on the beach, just like men do.
But being able to fix computers, and --umm-- other electronics will get you in their bedroom.
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry. I wish it were otherwise.
Facts burns! Facts burns us! Numbers freezes! Nasty liberals twisted it. Take it off us! - deliberate misquote while arguing factoids about healthcare cost inflation.
You may be born stupid, but ignorance is a choice - personal observation.
Who need drugs when you can have fatigue toxins and caffeine. - Keith D., law enforcement
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