Not sure where to put this

What is the really really tight budget way to:
get rid of under eye circles (not cover them w/ makeup)
get a stomach that's super flat (it is like two inches bigger than it ought to be)
have manners and decorum worthy of royalty (basically be super charming & polite)
have slim legs

I have an event in late spring that I have to go to. I have no time in my day for self improvement I've tried diet and exercise w/ minimal results I have zero money for fixing this (yes I have a job)
Any suggestions?

Preparation H for under eye circles. Hollywood makeup artists do this for anyone over 30years old on TV.

Situps and watching what you eat, takes no time at all. 20 min a day tops.

Go to library and check out an etiquette book or cd.

Slim legs, again diet and exercise.

You'd be surprised what you can do just by regulating your caloric intake.

Quote from 1dayamillionaire : have manners and decorum worthy of royalty (basically be super charming & polite)

Definitely stick to internet etiquette for that. Everyone in real life will be vastly impressed by your charm.

Quote from 1dayamillionaire : What is the really really tight budget way to: get rid of under eye circles (not cover them w/ makeup) get a stomach that's super flat (it is like two inches bigger than it ought to be) have manners and decorum worthy of royalty (basically be super charming & polite) have slim legs I have an event in late spring that I have to go to. I have no time in my day for self improvement I've tried diet and exercise w/ minimal results I have zero money for fixing this (yes I have a job) Any suggestions?

Are you male or female?

you can get good deals on drugstore beauty items so check out the drugstore forum. i think the cheapest way to fix the undereye circles would be concealer.
you're going to have to work out and have a better diet to see any improvement with you body. i'm not sure what to say if that's not working. only other option is plastic surgery. there are cheap ways to work out. you can walk/run outside. there are exercise videos on youtube. i know some of the vs girls do them.
for clothes, there are great deals on sd sometimes or you could try thrift stores or yard sales or borrow something for the event. i loan my clothes to family and friends sometimes.

quit drinking. that will take care of all of those.

If you tried diet and exercise and got "minimal" results, you're doing something wrong.

you could also try to find a nice shapwear piece. spanx is a good brand but pricey.

Unless there's some underlying physical condition (hormone/gland) I don't buy it when people say they weren't able to achieve a fit and firm figure on diet and exercise. It all comes down to your willpower to stick to a strict regiment.

Hell if anything a decent diet may be able to save you money as you reduce portion sizes and trim out a lot of the processed foods. You don't need to go the expensive organic route to eat healthy foods.

Quote from 1dayamillionaire : I have no time in my day for self improvement

Please run us through some sample days, as I can't see how this is realistically possible.

I vote for getting sick the day of the event so you can skip it. It sounds like a dreadful dog and pony show anyway.

I remember saying the same thing as the thread title when I was younger.

Quote from ditb : I vote for getting sick the day of the event so you can skip it. It sounds like a dreadful dog and pony show anyway.

There's gonna be dogs and ponies? I say go!

Quote from emelvee : I remember saying the same thing as the thread title when I was younger.

I remember saying the same thing to you Friday night.

Quote from rayzac : I remember saying the same thing to you Friday night.

The money goes on the side table by the bed; you know that!

Cut out wheat...there are many people who have an allergy to it and do not know it...dark circles can be caused by allergies...and you should lose weight as well....