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A cool idea to keep other peoples penises off your hands I went to a retaurant yesterday that had this
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I usually just stand there until someone else comes in so i can avoid touching the door altogether.
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Just open the door with your penis... then you don't have to worry about getting some other persons penis on your hand... you only have to worry about getting some other persons penis on your penis, which lets be honest, who doesn't like a good sword fight
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What about the people that pee on their shoes and on the floor or step in the pee? Who knows where their feet and shoes have been.
Although I'd probably never look down to see such a Toe Pull. BTW if there is no garbage can by the door, I will normally throw the paper towel on the floor to show management that they need a garbage can. Seriously.
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Four times a year I make it a point to lick elevator buttons, escalator handrails, and the poles on the Metro train where everybody holds on to keep from falling down.
Good for the immune system. ![]() inb4 "VQ's a dirty pole licker Un cul vu n'est pas perdu.
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What do you germ-o-phobes do outside the bathroom?
You realize every flat surface is covered with dust mite poop, right? I'm sure there's some dust mite jizz mixed in as well
What a life.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwHpLDgWonM
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