A cool idea to keep other peoples penises off your hands

Quote from idkMyBFFist : Just open the door with your penis... then you don't have to worry about getting some other persons penis on your hand... you only have to worry about getting some other persons penis on your penis, which lets be honest, who doesn't like a good sword fight

Oh yay, double post

Quote from idkMyBFFist : Nope, but picture firing a harpoon into a whale to reel it in.

so then its tiny and you need the help of 4-5 others and a large group of people all working together to be effective and get the job done?

Quote from HeyLookItsMe : so then its tiny and you need the help of 4-5 others and a large group of people all working together to be effective and get the job done?

The more the merrier!

And if it's tiny I wouldn't need 4-5 others + a large group to handle it

Quote from idkMyBFFist : The more the merrier! And if it's tiny I wouldn't need 4-5 others + a large group to handle it

well the large group of people is to handle your victim, not handle your tool

Quote from HeyLookItsMe : well the large group of people is to handle your victim, not handle your tool

depending on the size/weight of the door, those can work really well or really badly.

either way, if you work in front of a computer, the second you touch your keyboard, you're probably getting as much (if not more) bacteria than was on the bathroom handle. ditto for building entry/exit doors, stairway railings, break room faucet handles, and your cell phone. my employer put at least a minimum amount of thought into our building design, so the restroom doors open out; that way you can shoulder them and keep freshly-washed hands relatively clean.

i take basically zero precautions outside of washing my hands (no hand sanitizer, no wipes for my keyboard/mouse, no ineffective "immune system boosters,"), and i get sick way less than the people i know who do take them.

Is this a deal to get my hands on someone's penis?

Oh I read the title wrong...never mind

Quote from slickydoll : Is this a deal to get my hands on someone's penis? Oh I read the title wrong...never mind

:waits for your PM box to explode:

Quote from Frogstar : :waits for your PM box to explode:

so far, nothing

Quote from slickydoll : so far, nothing

I am sorely disappointed in the perverts of the Lounge, then

guess they havent seen my post, yet.

Its freaking disgusting when I see people leaving the restroom with out washing their hands