Just open the door with your penis... then you don't have to worry about getting some other persons penis on your hand... you only have to worry about getting some other persons penis on your penis, which lets be honest, who doesn't like a good sword fight
this is why we need you around here.
To add to that, I think you're the most beautiful and humble person I've ever "met."
Nope, but picture firing a harpoon into a whale to reel it in.
so then its tiny and you need the help of 4-5 others and a large group of people all working together to be effective and get the job done?
"Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends (life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness), it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, & to institute new government." -Thomas Jefferson
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. It is its natural manure." -Thomas Jefferson
depending on the size/weight of the door, those can work really well or really badly.
either way, if you work in front of a computer, the second you touch your keyboard, you're probably getting as much (if not more) bacteria than was on the bathroom handle. ditto for building entry/exit doors, stairway railings, break room faucet handles, and your cell phone. my employer put at least a minimum amount of thought into our building design, so the restroom doors open out; that way you can shoulder them and keep freshly-washed hands relatively clean.
i take basically zero precautions outside of washing my hands (no hand sanitizer, no wipes for my keyboard/mouse, no ineffective "immune system boosters,"), and i get sick way less than the people i know who do take them.
I'm not the sharpest tool in the thread.
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month but before you donate to the cause you should watch Pink Ribbons, Inc. Why are the very companies campaigning for your support actually using known cancer-causing ingredients? Where does all the money really go? Is it truly for a good cause or is it the best marketing ploy ever invented? Educate yourself.
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