Just open the door with your penis... then you don't have to worry about getting some other persons penis on your hand... you only have to worry about getting some other persons penis on your penis, which lets be honest, who doesn't like a good sword fight
this is why we need you around here.
To add to that, I think you're the most beautiful and humble person I've ever "met."
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