From this Funny Joke Book...
Q: What do cars do at a party?
A: Brake dance!
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: Why did the weather want privacy?
A: It was changing!
Q: What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck?
A: Money is tight these days!
Q: What did the stamp say to the letter?
A: I’ve become attached to you!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy!