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Deus "Day-oos" Lotion is a hypo-allergenic topical cleansing lotion applied to toilet paper before wiping, so that you can maintain maximum freshness between showering.
Your butt requires simple, not complex, ingredients to sustain routine sanitation. Deus' special formula was created to eliminate rogue flakes, smells, swamp conditions, chaffing/rubbing/rashes, itching and many other symptoms for people who care about maintaining cleanliness throughout the day or require a soothing experience when wiping.
We understand this is a cheeky topic, luckily, the creators of Deus are anal about cleanliness. Without the need for harsh preservatives, Deus focuses on 3 primary ingredients to clean, heal and protect our rears.
1. Apply a pea-size amount of Deus onto clean toilet paper and wipe your rear.
2. Wipe away, or reapply as desired, until toilet paper reflects a clean derrier.