I feel really guilty about this and this burden of guilt is eating at me night and day. So, I thought I'll share this with my fellow loungers and get their views on this.

Around 10-11 years back when I was I was in high school (yes, those years when I was young, carefree and reckless), I was going steady with this girl. I was supposedly her first boy friend and we had a great relationship. It felt then as if she was my soulmate...the one I would spend the rest of my life with.

We had a great sexual relationship too. She was great in bed and satisfied my every need (back then it was a LOT of need....not that it's any less now). For some reason though, she had this think for men's underwear. She always wanted me to wear black undies. I never found out why but I did not care much either...as long as I was getting some action, I would have agreed to wear neon flashing boxers.

This continued all through high school when one day I found that the whole relationship was based on a lie. I was not her first one and in fact, she had cheated on me many times during those years.

Needless to say, we had a bad break-up. Many things were said by me to her, that should never have been said or heard. Some may call it verbal abuse, but for me it was just sharing what I really felt.

However, this supposedly scarred her for life. Supposedly, she never had another relationship for the next 10 years.

Fast forward to last week. I heard from a friend of a friend who is a close friend of hers that she is getting married soon.What sucks is the part that she seems to be playing the same game with her soon to be husband. Supposedly, she has told him that he is her first man (the same thing she had told me!!). Also, she is supposedly asking her to wear black undies on their first night! The poor guy is clueless and confused about this strange request so he asks this friend's friend and that's how I get to know of all this.

Now, what do I do???? Do I confront her?? But I already feel guilty of scarring her for life. However, it feels wrong for me to keep quiet knowing that she is about destroy this other guys life (who is supposedly claiming that she is his first...I assume he is saying the truth).

Please try not to judge me or go off-topic. But then, I understand, this is the lounge and anything is possible...

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Put on some black undies & maybe she'll give you some?

30 yr old virgin woman? he has to know she's full of shit.

30 yr old virgin woman? he has to know she's full of shit.
Actually she is 24 (or 25)...

If you don't know the groom or any of his friends, its not your place to say be proactive.

Leave it alone

it's none of ur business

Fail. If she slept with you, chances are she is a lesbian now.

If you don't know the groom or any of his friends, its not your place to say be proactive.
Wot if I knew him on a forum or something? Should I PM him or post a thread on that forum??

Fail. If she slept with you, chances are she is a lesbian now.
Taunt me as much as you want but I will still not sleep with you! :mad:

your buddy didnt tell the 'husband to be' that ya'll were together previously?

Taunt me as much as you want but I will still not sleep with you! :mad:
What is Things Pig hears every night?

Mail her a pair of black underwear...and a note that says "i know your secret"

Leave a package of black underwear on her door step with a note that says "I know what you did last summer.... 10 years ago...." It will at least get her guy to ask some questions lol

Wot if I knew him on a forum or something? Should I PM him or post a thread on that forum??

"Forum friends" or just know he exists? If it concerned me enough, probably the most I would do is post a thread similar to this one leaving out the black undies part. If he happens to get the connection and it concerns him enough, ball's in his court.

Doesn't your friend know your story too? It doesn't seem like your place to stop the oncoming train wreck, but I appreciate your sensitivity to the new guy.

ewwww hes gonna kick ur ass. this is his future wife we're talking about. tsk tsk

:lol:

spoofs are supposed to be chat ya n00b

ewwww hes gonna kick ur ass. this is his future wife we're talking about. tsk tsk

I think you mean his future ex-wife... once he finds out anyway lol

I think you mean his future ex-wife... once he finds out anyway lol
Exactly my dilemma...do I screw up her life or do I let her screw up his life....

B+...

Exactly my dilemma...do I screw up her life or do I let her screw up his life....

Either way make sure you have a video camera ready to go to capture the "kodak moment"

At least my last relationship I was cheated on, but then she got knocked up which gave me a few chuckles... it's all about the karma :)

Doesn't your friend know your story too? It doesn't seem like your place to stop the oncoming train wreck, but I appreciate your sensitivity to the new guy.
The thing that is biting me the most is the request for the black boxers. I felt that it was very personal to us. To this date, I have a couple of them in my drawers. I had forgiven her but never forgotten.....this getting re-hashed up again is getting to be too much!!!

Could'nt she have left the black undies out of the picture???? :sadwalk:

B+...
I said no judging! :mad:

B+...

Oh come on, I would say A since so many are falling for it.

:roll:

Oh come on, I would say A since so many are falling for it.

:iagree:

I say post it in his thread!
and if he don't like it tell him to gitttouttt (to the podium)

dude its been like 10 years since you dated? time to get over it. some people have crazy fetishes. hers is "normal" compared to most. have you even dated since you 2 broke up? sounds like you still want to be with her for some odd reason.
I'm happily married but that has nothing to do with this. My wife has asked me about those undies that I never wear but it's probably not relevant to this discussion.

She was the one who has not dated for 10 years (or at least claims so)

Oh come on, I would say A since so many are falling for it.

Yeah, but it's a little unbelievable that someone would lay pig.

Yeah, but it's a little unbelievable that someone would lay pig.

Which makes it even better that people believe. SHoF

8.5/10 :thumbup:

Like Pig got laid in High School.

Which makes it even better that people believe. SHoF

Is Pig a SPAST member?

Like Pig got laid in High School.

His money is just as good as the next john's.

does she give good OT's?

I removed NO OT from the title just because I trust the lounge to stay on topic on this serious matter. Please try to not judge or go way OT like Rayzac or Fallacy or those guys have been doing.

His money is just as good as the next john's.

His name is John?

does she give good OT's?
She used to 10 years ago but I don't like to think about it since it feels like cheating to me...

Doesn't your friend know your story too? It doesn't seem like your place to stop the oncoming train wreck, but I appreciate your sensitivity to the new guy.
yes, yes, everyone knows except tigerstar
Like Pig got laid in High School.
see

I would say meet the guy, if he is cool tell him , if he is an @$$ then leave him to his fate

then why the F are you still holding onto those undies? seriouslly bro, time to do some spring cleaning and throw those farkin things out. you still having those undies = u havent moved on from her
They serve as memories...but more importantly as an important life lesson....may be you are right, I should put they out when we have our next garage sale or something...

Wait? Is the answer "She ran out of gas?"

I would say meet the guy, if he is cool tell him , if he is an @$$ then leave him to his fate
I am considering creating a new account on this forum he visits and sending him a PM about this. Wot do you think about that??

my mom used to call me a "pig b*tch mother farker" to all you users posting about pig
Thanks bro...I just tend to ignore these haters....

So how did you find out, maybe this clown fiance of her's need's to find out the same way? Did one of he old boyfriends rat her out?

"NO JUDGING" :lmao:

So how did you find out, maybe this clown fiance of her's need's to find out the same way? Did one of he old boyfriends rat her out?
No....one night, when were in the middle of it she screamed, "Oh Johnnnn!!"

I'm not John :mad:

Is John her dad's name?

Is John her dad's name?
Not sure....but I wouldn't rule it out either!

Why are you even thinking about this? It's none of your business at this point. She is clearly pretty unethical so why waste your time? She's going to live a long, unhappy life with repeated heartbreak on both sides of any relationship she's in. That's her curse, not yours.

You were lucky. You had all the great sex you wanted, you got to share a deep emotional bond, and you learned early how fragile love can be. It's a grand slam.

Now, take what you learned and look forward, not backward, and get on with your life. Protect your heart, treat people with love, respect, and honestly, and go fark your brains out.

There is absolutely NO reason to get involved in her current relationship.

i cry hoax. op is trolling for feedback. this is my last post on this thread. ive wasted 22 seconds of my life that i will never get back.

the no OT & no judgin is usually a dead giveaway

the no OT & no judgin is usually a dead giveaway
I hate you Ray. You are a useless low life and never serious. You just make a living off ridiculing and demoralizing others. Why don't you leave me alone and go troll in some other thread??? Would you like to see me cry like a lil girl? Will that make you feel better about yourself????

I hate you Ray. You are a useless low life and never serious. You just make a living off ridiculing and demoralizing others. Why don't you leave me alone and go troll in some other thread??? Would you like to see me cry like a lil girl? Will that make you feel better about yourself????

:confused: What do you mean "like"?

:confused: What do you mean "like"?
I mean...you are just like Ray Nagin, you lowlife!

I hate you Ray. You are a useless low life and never serious. You just make a living off ridiculing and demoralizing others. Why don't you leave me alone and go troll in some other thread??? Would you like to see me cry like a lil girl? Will that make you feel better about yourself????

So sensitive.

I mean...you are just like Ray Nagin, you lowlife!

:confused: What do you mean "like"?

yes, yes, everyone knows except tigerstar

see
Pig has been my official SD friend for a while now. HE sent me a request.

Why are you even thinking about this? It's none of your business at this point. She is clearly pretty unethical so why waste your time? She's going to live a long, unhappy life with repeated heartbreak on both sides of any relationship she's in. That's her curse, not yours.

You were lucky. You had all the great sex you wanted, you got to share a deep emotional bond, and you learned early how fragile love can be. It's a grand slam.

Now, take what you learned and look forward, not backward, and get on with your life. Protect your heart, treat people with love, respect, and honestly, and go fark your brains out.

There is absolutely NO reason to get involved in her current relationship.

Pig is obviously in a moral and ethical dilemna. He's a good guy and is just lookig for advice.

It's not your business and if he's that stupid to believe that she's a virgin at 24 or 25 yrs old then he deserves to be played like an idiot. Some people lie about how many people they've been with but it's more like shame more than anything.

I hate you Ray. You are a useless low life and never serious. You just make a living off ridiculing and demoralizing others. Why don't you leave me alone and go troll in some other thread??? Would you like to see me cry like a lil girl? Will that make you feel better about yourself????

didn't it say somethin about no judgin in the title?

It's not your business and if he's that stupid to believe that she's a virgin at 24 or 25 yrs old then he deserves to be played like an idiot. Some people lie about how many people they've been with but it's more like shame more than anything.

But what about Pig's feelings? How does he go on knowing he could have stopped this poor slub from ruining his life?

Think of the Pig!

:popcorn:

:confused: What do you mean "like"?

What do you mean "mean"?

didn't it say somethin about no judgin in the title?
That applies for me and my ex-girlfriend, not you!

But what about Pig's feelings? How does he go on knowing he could have stopped this poor slub from ruining his life?

Think of the Pig!
:iagree: Thank you friend. I knew I could rely on you!

But what about Pig's feelings? How does he go on knowing he could have stopped this poor slub from ruining his life?

Think of the Pig!

What about his feelings?? HE got laid when they were together and that's all he should care about. Even if he did tell this guy about what she did to him, Do you really think he's going to believe him?? Hell no!!! He's just going to think it's a obessed ex bf who wants to fark his soon to be wife..:D

I feel really guilty about this and this burden of guilt is eating at me night and day. So, I thought I'll share this with my fellow loungers and get their views on this.

Around 10-11 years back when I was I was in high school (yes, those years when I was young, carefree and reckless), I was going steady with this girl. I was supposedly her first boy friend and we had a great relationship. It felt then as if she was my soulmate...the one I would spend the rest of my life with.

We had a great sexual relationship too. She was great in bed and satisfied my every need (back then it was a LOT of need....not that it's any less now). For some reason though, she had this think for men's underwear. She always wanted me to wear black undies. I never found out why but I did not care much either...as long as I was getting some action, I would have agreed to wear neon flashing boxers.

This continued all through high school when one day I found that the whole relationship was based on a lie. I was not her first one and in fact, she had cheated on me many times during those years.

Needless to say, we had a bad break-up. Many things were said by me to her, that should never have been said or heard. Some may call it verbal abuse, but for me it was just sharing what I really felt.

However, this supposedly scarred her for life. Supposedly, she never had another relationship for the next 10 years.

Fast forward to last week. I heard from a friend of a friend who is a close friend of hers that she is getting married soon.What sucks is the part that she seems to be playing the same game with her soon to be husband. Supposedly, she has told him that he is her first man (the same thing she had told me!!). Also, she is supposedly asking her to wear black undies on their first night! The poor guy is clueless and confused about this strange request so he asks this friend's friend and that's how I get to know of all this.

Now, what do I do???? Do I confront her?? But I already feel guilty of scarring her for life. However, it feels wrong for me to keep quiet knowing that she is about destroy this other guys life (who is supposedly claiming that she is his first...I assume he is saying the truth).

Please try not to judge me or go off-topic. But then, I understand, this is the lounge and anything is possible...
Walk away bro!
As if it never happened!
The past is gone, and this dude is in love, if you say/do anything , he may or may not believe you. But you still are going to look like a giant douche when it's all over.

What about his feelings?? HE got laid when they were together and that's all he should care about. Even if he did tell this guy about what she did to him, Do you really think he's going to believe him?? Hell no!!! He's just going to think it's a obessed ex bf who wants to fark his soon to be wife..:D
I said no judging! :mad:

:lol:

spoofs are supposed to be chat ya n00b

:iagree: with the :lol: and the other..;)

B+...
Really, I was feeling it was more an A- at least..only a - because it was so long.
Oh come on, I would say A since so many are falling for it.
:iagree:

i cry hoax. op is trolling for feedback. this is my last post on this thread. ive wasted 22 seconds of my life that i will never get back.

Don't worry you weren't going to get laid in those 22 seconds anyways..:comfort:

Oh come on, I would say A since so many are falling for it.
:iagree: :lol:

I would make sure that her new victim found out about her past.....one way or another.


...and if this thread is a spoof or a joke then I am going to make pork chops out of you. :nod:

Also, she is supposedly asking her to wear black undies on their first night! The poor guy is clueless and confused about this strange request so he asks this friend's friend and that's how I get to know of all this.

Does the soon-to-be husband know she is cheating on him with a girl?

I said no judging! :mad:

I'm not sweetie.. All i;m saying is this is what the soon to be husband is gonna think of you. Do you really wanna give her that pleasure of knowing that what she did still hurts you??? Don't lower yourself to her shit. He'll see the truth eventually. You're better than her ;)

I'm not sweetie.. All i;m saying is this is what the soon to be husband is gonna think of you. Do you really wanna give her that pleasure of knowing that what she did still hurts you??? Don't lower yourself to her shit. He'll see the truth eventually. You're better than her ;)
Thanks...I'm not sure whether to continue with this thread or let it die but you are still judging me...

http://addventurist.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/judge1.jpg

Thanks...I'm not sure whether to continue with this thread or let it die but you are still judging me...

I vote continue...:nod:

Don't let people judging you stop how you feel..:hug:

Pig, first of all you need to work on your story telling.

If this story were true why don't you get moving and tell this guy what he is in for. I would want someone to tell me if I were going to be marrying some hobag and had no idea.

I vote continue...:nod:

Don't let people judging you stop how you feel..:hug:

she ain't gonna let him feel squat unless he breaks out his 10 year old black drawers

I vote continue...:nod:

Don't let people judging you stop how you feel..:hug:
Just because you came late to the party doesn't mean that I should continue entertaining people at the expense of my personal life; a sad, bitter part of my life :rolleyes:

Just because you came late to the party doesn't mean that I should continue entertaining people at the expense of my personal life; a sad, bitter part of my life :rolleyes:

:comfort: I'm sure you'll be ok. These loungers judging you are all losers anyways...hang in there.

:comfort: I'm sure you'll be ok. These loungers judging you are all losers anyways...hang in there.

Kindly be informed that Ray Nagin has not judged that cuckold fool once in this entire thread.

:comfort: I'm sure you'll be ok. These loungers judging you are all losers anyways...hang in there.
Thanks for your support and kind words BG....you truly are a caring sole

Kindly be informed that Ray Nagin has not judged that cuckold fool once in this entire thread.
Mayor??? May be you shud ask for a name change to Judge Judy or something!

Thanks...I'm not sure whether to continue with this thread or let it die but you are still judging me...

:sorry: if it sounds like I am..I'm just saying that you shouldn't give her that pride of knowing that she hurt you. Some women enjoy doing that and when she sees you telling him, all she's gonna do is deny it. I don't want you to look bad for a person who doesn't deserve it.:hug: I'm gonna shut my mouth now :sadwalk: :sorry: if I said something to offend you!!

Kindly be informed that Ray Nagin has not judged that cuckold fool once in this entire thread.

:scratchh: So how many times then?

Thanks for your support and kind words BG....you truly are a caring sole


You should do what you feel is right in your heart.:nod:

:roll:

:sorry: if it sounds like I am..I'm just saying that you shouldn't give her that pride of knowing that she hurt you. Some women enjoy doing that and when she sees you telling him, all she's gonna do is deny it. I don't want you to look bad for a person who doesn't deserve it.:hug: I'm gonna shut my mouth now :sadwalk: :sorry: if I said something to offend you!!
I did not mean to make you feel bad. May be I'm being extra-sensitive about this...almost like it's that time of the month for me :O

:hug:

Thanks for your support and kind words BG....you truly are a caring sole

:facepalm2:

:facepalm2:

What? He likes feet..:dontknow:

Don't JUDGE..:ranting:

What? He likes feet..:dontknow:

Don't JUDGE..:ranting:
I am not trying to hurt his feeting

He is just running it too hard...:P

I did not mean to make you feel bad. May be I'm being extra-sensitive about this...almost like it's that time of the month for me :O

:hug:

pwned 10+years & countin

:facepalm2:

What? He likes feet..:dontknow:

Don't JUDGE..:ranting:

:rofl2::rofl2:

Of all threads, you guys get this one to make fun of my grammar and fetishes???

Of all threads, you guys get this one to make fun of my grammar and fetishes???

Can i ask you something? Why do you REALLY wanna tell him?

Can i ask you something? Why do you REALLY wanna tell him?
The truth? Because I'm really bored today (although I have a ton of work to do)

Of all threads, you guys get this one to make fun of my grammar and fetishes???

I blame "no judging"

The black underwear thing is no big deal Women buy them for their guys to avoid seeing the dreaded "skid marks" which undoubtedly kills the mood. Aside from that I wouldn't worry about her and her new man. It's nice of u to be looking out for him though.

The truth? Because I'm really bored today (although I have a ton of work to do)

The problem with you is that no matter what anyone says to you, we're judging you.

Now, what do I do???? Do I confront her?? But I already feel guilty of scarring her for life. However, it feels wrong for me to keep quiet knowing that she is about destroy this other guys life (who is supposedly claiming that she is his first...I assume he is saying the truth).


You mind your own business, that's what.

The problem with you is that no matter what anyone says to you, we're judging you.
You make such blanket statements about me and then say you are not judging me :(

I am not trying to hurt his feeting

He is just running it too hard...:P

Walk away dude, just walk away. Heel be hurt in the end.:nod:

i did not mean to make you feel bad. May be i'm being extra-sensitive about this...almost like it's that time of the month for me :o

:hug:

m p h

You mind your own business, that's what.
It's not that easy. If you really believed in that, then you would have minded your business and not posted here, right?

It's not that easy. If you really believed in that, then you would have minded your business and not posted here, right?

:popcorn:

It's not that easy. If you really believed in that, then you would have minded your business and not posted here, right?

So post # 1 wasn't an invitation for him to comment?

It's not that easy. If you really believed in that, then you would have minded your business and not posted here, right?

:nono1: Now you're judging others..:mad:

So post # 1 wasn't an invitation for him to comment?

You mean people actually read post #1...:bigeye:

The black underwear thing is no big deal Women buy them for their guys to avoid seeing the dreaded "skid marks" which undoubtedly kills the mood. Aside from that I wouldn't worry about her and her new man. It's nice of u to be looking out for him though.

:roll:

OP kept the undies, i wonder if it was ever washed since those romancing nights.

and he's gonna sell in his next garage sale, make sure u bag it in vacuum seal so no dust can touch that :eek:

So post # 1 wasn't an invitation for him to comment?
I'm trying my best to not put you on ignore but you are not helping me. Why do you hate me so much????

You make such blanket statements about me and then say you are not judging me :(

I'm not but you want our opinion then you should be open minded.. I know she hurt you but you deserve to close that door and move on. She's not worth it and you're going to feel so much better once you find closure. We've all had someone lie to us but by confronting this guy and telling him what she's doing, it's not going to make you feel any better. I don't think he's gonna believe you anyways.

:roll:

OP kept the undies, i wonder if it was ever washed since those romancing nights.

and he's gonna sell in his next garage sale, make sure u bag it in vacuum seal so no dust can touch that :eek:
At least you seem to have read all my posts in thread....

I'm trying my best to not put you on ignore but you are not helping me. Why do you hate me so much????

:shake: He's like that with everyone...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DL9YnvUGwWA/Sn2PG5PIi_I/AAAAAAAAAKY/GD42_9jAz8w/s400/double-facepalm.jpg

At least you seem to have read all my posts in thread....

gotta give it to ya, it was interesting :nod:

though the fetish part wasn't up to par ...

B-

coz the image of Pig in black undies gave me nightmare

B-

coz the image of Pig in black undies gave me nightmare

Be glad he didn't PM you the pic..:sick:

big fan of this thread.

Ok, I have to go home now. But please try not to judge me while I'm gone for a little while...

Ok, I have to go home now. But please try not to judge me while I'm gone for a little while...

Why are you seeking vengence against this girl that is no longer part of your life?

How old was she 10 years ago, 14-15?

A 14-15 year old isn't what I would consider a mature decision maker.

So what if this teenager goofed & cheated on the almighty YOU 10 years ago?

Get over it, no doubt she has and doesn't know or even care if you are alive today.

*No judging was performed in typing this reponse.

wait..how old are then? You are happily married now...how long you have been married?

You make such blanket statements about me and then say you are not judging me :(

soo............ Pig's in a blanket? :scratch:

Actually she is 24 (or 25)...

So you want us to know you were banging her when she was 14?

So you want us to know you were banging her when she was 14?
Ummm...errr...miscalculated a bit while typing up my OP. It was 7-8 years back....

355348

Rusty trombone

Pig, if this is true, and you want to tell the guy, you probably should.

Would you feel bad if someone told you that your soon-to-be wife is using you?

She sounds like a loser. I would have had some mean things to say too, all of them deserved.

Forget about her. You can't fix the world, let people make their own mistakes and move on :)

P.S. She's lying about being scarred and not having a relationship......sounds very dramatic, and a girl like that couldn't last very long without the attention of a man.

Pig has been my official SD friend for a while now. HE sent me a request.
:iagree: Thank you friend. I knew I could rely on you!

killjoys! :crying:

killjoys! :crying:

I'm you're friend..;)

Do you know the guy? Is he a friend?

If he's not, he probably wouldn't believe you.

I think he deserves to know what he's getting into, but I doubt if he's going to believe you if he's in love enough to marry her. Would you believe some random guy that showed up and called your betrothed a slut?

What will she get out of this? What will you get out of telling him? You jealous of her new relationship?

You ruined her life in the past 7,8,10 years (clearly math wasn't your strong subject in school).

Leave her the f@ck alone. Get a life of your own.

He probably just hates to see some poor schmuck go through what he went through if he can save someone else the pain.

If I saw a tornado about to hit somebody, I'd probably tell them to move.
On the other hand, if the person refused, I wouldn't tell them twice.

It's hard to say. I would say go ahead and tell, because marriage is about trust and truth. If someone is not being truthful before marriage you can't expect them to be during the marriage.

For example. A few years back while I was in military housing. There was a neighbor (I didn't know him) but my neighbor friends did. Well they all knew that/caught his fiancee was flirting around in bars and what not.
Well they didn't tell him anything about it cause they felt it wasn't their place...

Long story short. They got married. He went on deployment. She found a boyfriend. She ditched sometime mid deployment leaving his son (so he had to deal with that on deployment which is very hard and stressful and very bad for a military career). When he came home he was in a massive amount of debt, because she had depleted all his accounts and racked up as many credit card bills as possible.

This could have been just avoided if they had told him that she wasn't being truthful/trustworthy...

Back to your subject:
If she is being deceitful now, she will be throughout the marriage, it is not going to change.
Not to mention if the grooms buddies know that she is not faithful or anything they definitely need to let him know.

It is not your place to tell the groom. Since it doesn't sound like you know him directly, otherwise he would know. But you should let his buddies know your story and let them make the decision. Since obviously you are connected to his buddies somehow.

BTW I highly doubt you scarred her for life from your breakup. She was the one that instigated and caused the breakup. It would be one thing if she was completely 100% faithful devoted and in love with you, and you dropped a bombshell that you had been doing girls left and right and that you were just using her and then dumped her... But supposedly this was not the case... I hope.

What will she get out of this? What will you get out of telling him? You jealous of her new relationship?

You ruined her life in the past 7,8,10 years (clearly math wasn't your strong subject in school).

Leave her the f@ck alone. Get a life of your own.
Wow......attack mode on!

Anyways, I feel this thread has run it's course. This was a spoof of another thread. I'm sorry if this caused anyone any pain...

Thanks for playing along and thanks for your replies :grouphug:

Wow......attack mode on!

Anyways, I feel this thread has run it's course. This was a spoof of another thread. I'm sorry if this caused anyone any pain...

Thanks for playing along and thanks for your replies :grouphug:

Wow this wasn't real? May you be mounted by a habid hog.

Wow this wasn't real? May you be mounted by a habid hog.
:lol: :hug:

Now, go find the original thread and then re-read this thread! :harhar:

:lol: :hug:

Now, go find the original thread and then re-read this thread! :harhar:

I know... I just wanted an excuse to say...

May you be mounted by a rabid hog.... since your name is Pig get it?

Pig, obviously you're not just doing this out of the goodness of your heart. You want this woman back don't you? Well I say don't do it. If not for Mrs. Pig at least think of the piglets! :crying:

this is life. But if I were you, I would leave it alone and continue leading my peaceful life.

Pig, obviously you're not just doing this out of the goodness of your heart. You want this woman back don't you? Well I say don't do it. If not for Mrs. Pig at least think of the piglets! :crying:
Mrs. Pig hates black undies :sadwalk: Wot a waste of 9 year old black boxers :crying2:

Show up at her wedding wearing a white suit (or other light color) wearing the "special" black boxers on the outside of the suit. Maybe even a white top hat and cane for the true coup de grace.

Make a late entrance with a little noise so folks will notice.

Sit patiently till the "does anyone here object to this marriage, blah, blah, blah........." part comes up.

Quickly stand up so everyone will look and think you're gonna object to this lovely union, then without saying a word just walk out of the ceremony. Acknowledge or talk to no one while at or leaving the wedding.

That'll fix her black undies fetish, or at least sear your black boxer/white suit image into both of their minds forever (or until she moves on).

http://images.halloweencostumes.net/blue-tuxedo.jpg

epic spoof

Wow......attack mode on!

Anyways, I feel this thread has run it's course. This was a spoof of another thread. I'm sorry if this caused anyone any pain...

Thanks for playing along and thanks for your replies :grouphug:

does that mean it's okay to judge you now?


pig = FAIL

stimpy = marks calendar
nagin = funnah

does that mean it's okay to judge you now?


pig = FAIL


I've been judging him for dating high school girls for a while now. It's open season.

I've been judging him for dating high school girls for a while now. It's open season.

:iagree: he should stick to datin jr. high girls like everybody else

Thanks bro...I just tend to ignore these haters....

:lol:

just bookmarking for later reading.

inickels

I'm happily married but that has nothing to do with this. My wife has asked me about those undies that I never wear but it's probably not relevant to this discussion.

She was the one who has not dated for 10 years (or at least claims so)

ROFLPO he's got his underwear from 10 years ago...

sentimental reasons?

man this is one wierd post... no idea why you are even interested if you're married. and asking slickdealers for advice on this!

sounds like you might want a rebate on either the girl or your wife

ps: this thread comes 65% close to achieveing Gecko45 greatness

Mrs. Pig hates black undies :sadwalk: Wot a waste of 9 year old black boxers :crying2:

Having trouble with your memory? 10-11 to 7-8 and now 9

ROFLPO he's got his underwear from 10 years ago...

sentimental reasons?

man this is one wierd post... no idea why you are even interested if you're married. and asking slickdealers for advice on this!

sounds like you might want a rebate on either the girl or your wife
Why don't you people let this thread die???? I have had enough judging for a lifetime in a day yesterday. As I've already said, I'll be selling them at the garage sale we are having in 2 weeks. What else should I do??? I just can't throw them away....it had sentimental value. At least this way, I'll know that some needy person is using them. I can hope that that person's wife/gf/bf is enjoying it...instead of it being a landfill in some dumpyard.

Having trouble with your memory? 10-11 to 7-8 and now 9
As I said, I had closed this chapter from my life until it all got re-hashed a few days back....:weeping:

Why don't you people let this thread? I have had enough judging for a lifetime in a day yesterday. As I've already said, I'll be selling them at the garage sale we are having in 2 weeks. What else should I do??? I just can't throw them away....it had sentimental value. At least this way, I'll know that some needy person is using them. I can hope that that person's wife/gf/bf is enjoying it...instead of it being a landfill in some dumpyard.

ebay them... and rayzac will buy them :nod:

Why don't you people let this thread die???? I have had enough judging for a lifetime in a day yesterday. As I've already said, I'll be selling them at the garage sale we are having in 2 weeks. What else should I do??? I just can't throw them away....it had sentimental value. At least this way, I'll know that some needy person is using them. I can hope that that person's wife/gf/bf is enjoying it...instead of it being a landfill in some dumpyard.


As I said, I had closed this chapter from my life until it all got re-hashed a few days back....:weeping:

:comfort: RIP Pigs black underwear. They loved to laugh make bootie calls. :weeping:

LMAO... I cant stop laughing hahahah..:rofl2:

Dude just do what ur gut feeling tells you.

ebay them... and rayzac will buy them :nod:

how do you know they'll fit?

Who posted in #156???

I vote for a non-archive..:nod:

Who posted in #156???

Jay85

Who posted in #160? :huh:

I call BS


I ain't seen the Who since the Super Bowl
-tru story

I call BS


I ain't seen the Who since the Super Bowl
-tru story
When did Who switched to Football? I thought Who played baseball?

This is why I like spoofs. After 100 turds, comes a diamond. And Nagin...

Why don't you people let this thread die????


Because...everyone wants to know...what HAPPENED to the guy? Did he marry her?


WELL...DID HE?

This is why I like spoofs. After 100 turds, comes a diamond. And Nagin...

Can we non-archive? Pleaseeeee :whee:

Can we non-archive? Pleaseeeee :whee:

:roll: :rofl2: :lmao:

You're asking iconian as if he has some sort of power over these things?

This is why I like spoofs. After 100 turds, comes a diamond. And Nagin...

oooooooo ... Black Diamond! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86H12yGvNFw)

:roll: :rofl2: :lmao:

You're asking iconian as if he has some sort of power over these things?
I know :(

:rofl2:

nice thread pig. i didn't think you can pull it off after two years of being non-funny and boring. i mis-judged you and now i'm re-judging you.

:roll: :rofl2: :lmao:

You're asking iconian as if he has some sort of power over these things?

i brbibed a real mod, so it's prevented now :whee:

:rofl2:

nice thread pig. i didn't think you can pull it off after two years of being non-funny and boring. i mis-judged you and now i'm re-judging you.
you are so nice today!

i brbibed a real mod, so it's prevented now :whee:


you are so nice today!
:chairbas:

i brbibed a real mod, so it's prevented now :whee:

:thumbup:

Nicely done Pig. I didn't think you could pull this off :lol:

/judging

Nicely done Pig. I didn't think you could pull this off :lol:

/judging

by "this" do you mean "your panties"?

Not judging

:rofl2:

nice thread pig. i didn't think you can pull it off after two years of being non-funny and boring. i mis-judged you and now i'm re-judging you.

Nicely done Pig. I didn't think you could pull this off :lol:

/judging

hey! i posted that first, do you think pig is so dense that it needs reiterating? :doh: okay. you're right.

I just re-read my OP and got a loud :lol: out of it. I had not read it after posting it yesterday...

Oh by the way, serra is just jealous because TigerStar and I are friends now! :mad:

So are we still not judging??? :woot2:

:roll: :rofl2: :lmao:

You're asking iconian as if he has some sort of power over these things?
He provides OT's to the other mods...see below..:lol:
He "brbibed" another mod...I guess thats what the kids are calling it these days...:dontknow:

i brbibed a real mod, so it's prevented now :whee:


:hug:

:rofl2:

nice thread pig. i didn't think you can pull it off after two years of being non-funny and boring. i mis-judged you and now i'm re-judging you.

MA'ed for judging...can't you read the OP.:annoyed:

He provides OT's to the other mods...see below..:lol:
He "brbibed" another mod...I guess thats what the kids are calling it these days...:dontknow:

:confused:

Is that a step-up or step-down from his fluffer job?

:confused:

Is that a step-up or step-down from his fluffer job?

Depends on which Mod..:rofl2:

She was the one who has not dated for 10 years (or at least claims so)

she's cheated on you and lied to you. what makes you think she hasn't dated in 10 yrs? she has something wrong upstairs. if he's happy and she's happy and you are happy just walk away....

she's cheated on you and lied to you. what makes you think she hasn't dated in 10 yrs? she has something wrong upstairs. if he's happy and she's happy and you are happy just walk away....
I don't mean to be reading between the lines but your post seems to have a weird undertone to it. Are you trying to judge me????

Oh by the way, serra is just jealous because TigerStar and I are friends now! :mad:
BFF? Did you facebook each other? And make a BFF bracelet?

You're one obnoxious pig.

I don't mean to be reading between the lines but your post seems to have a weird undertone to it. Are you trying to judge me????

No he's saying she has something wrong upstairs...maybe her roof needs new shingles, or some windows are broken...She should have got a Ranch style house, then she wouldnt have these kinds of problems with no upstairs..:scratchh:

I don't mean to be reading between the lines but your post seems to have a weird undertone to it. Are you trying to judge me????
i found you GUILTY! you will spend the rest of your life stuck on earth as punishment!

BFF? Did you facebook each other? And make a BFF bracelet?
http://i44.tinypic.com/33vzp8n.jpg

You're one obnoxious pig.
False conclusion :nod:

http://i44.tinypic.com/33vzp8n.jpg


false conclusion :nod:
arrowed!

False conclusion :nod:

You're an obnoxious Gip? :confused:

So are we still not judging??? :woot2:


No, you should judge. :nod:

http://i44.tinypic.com/33vzp8n.jpg

shot thru the heart! and you're to blame, you give love a bad name!

/judging again

That applies for me and my ex-girlfriend, not you!


:iagree: Thank you friend. I knew I could rely on you!

SERRA!!!!!!!!!!! Did you read this??????????

I would make sure that her new victim found out about her past.....one way or another.


...and if this thread is a spoof or a joke then I am going to make pork chops out of you. :nod:
Awwww

shot thru the heart! and you're to blame, you give love a bad name!

/judging again

i hate it when u do that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ&feature=related