You meet a guy and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at his place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private





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:lmao:

You could have at least put some imagination into it.

:facepalm2: :lol:

You could have at least put some imagination into it.
Seriously.

:iagree:

You meet a guy and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private





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Haha I hope they still don't try to perform if they have to go. :P

Haha I hope they still don't try to perform if they have to go. :P

I bet the shit would hit the fan

I bet the shit would hit the fan :lmao:

I bet the shit would hit the fan

:roll:

:yuk:

I bet the shit would hit the fan

http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif

I bet the shit would hit the fan
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/emelvee/SD%20misc%20pics/whacky086.gif

http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif
Was thinking of that picture the whole time. :lmao:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/emelvee/SD%20misc%20pics/whacky086.gif
:lmao:

Was thinking of that picture the whole time. :lmao:

:lmao: Yeah it took me a few minutes to find. :P

I remember getting that pic a long time ago and not being able to find it since. Thanks!

You meet a guy and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private





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Wait a minute...is there a typo here?

Is this a question for the GAYS, or is this a question for the GUYS?

Thread title says "gays", but you're talking about going to "her place".

Je suis confused.

He could just ask his friend to push his stool in for him.

Worst.

Spoof.

Ever.

Look wot emelvee has done :mad:

You could have at least put some imagination into it.
Is this a new requirement? :dontknow:

He could just ask his friend to push his stool in for him.


But...I still can't tell if he's on a date with a girl, or a guy.

:bump:

But...I still can't tell if he's on a date with a girl, or a guy.
Maybe its a guy who wants people to call him a she.

http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif
Just wanted to quote the picture.

http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif (http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif)
Just wanted to quote the picture.


hrmm so technically its ok because the rule is



Do not post links to sites with grotesque, gruesome or disgusting pictures/vid



and technically this isnt a "link" its an embed….

hrmm so technically its ok because the rule is



and technically this isnt a "link" its an embed….
Giving birth to a shit-baby is a miraculous event. I am going to go out on a limb and say it doesn't fall into the categories you cited.

Giving birth to a shit-baby is a miraculous event. I am going to go out on a limb and say it doesn't fall into the categories you cited.




Do not use vulgarities & obscenities

Do not use vulgarities & obscenities





Oh shit, my fault, won't happen again.

Oh shit, my fault, won't happen again.
:banned: