I'm not so good the poet, yes?

Red hair
Loves the Golden Girls
and John Stamos
but we won't hold that against her
(unless she asks us to :evil:)
Also loves animals
Dogs, cats, llamas, giraffes, chickens
But don't mess with her 'cos she knows how to burn your chop shop down to the ground
Yep
She's also a really good friend
And one helluva mob boss (trust me on this one)
And she hates me a lot (but only 'cos she knows I love it)
Autumn:
A is for the Awesomeness you exhibit all the time
U is for your nature, which is Unique
T is for the Tremendous way you greet every day
U aw dammit I have to find another "U" okay it's for the way you made me misspell "you" in the following sentence: U Roxors My Soxors!
M is for My God did you realize she's also a hottie?
N is for Now will somebody please ModAlert this and get it deleted before Autumn sees it please?

This is not the best Autumn tribute thread, it is but a tribute thread to the best tribute thread.

:muahaha: - nice poem

OMG, get a room. Ha ha. Just kidding. Nice tribute post.

You forgot. . .
Autumn = Hot
etc

glad to see you rise above the fray, VQ

Sorry I'm not mature enough in this forum to follow suite :)

(VQ):whip:(Autumn) "Get back in the kitchen!"

Oh my Gosh...VQ! Darn it...why...WHY did you post this? I can't hate you now. I...I can only love you. :heart: :heart: ;)

Oh my Gosh...VQ! Darn it...why...WHY did you post this? I can't hate you now. I...I can only love you. :heart: :heart: ;)

Nooooooooooooooo!

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you. will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me? it is I that wanted space

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you

I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again
In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I’ll drive so farking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand
And then I fell down yelling “Make it go away!”
Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?”

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

hi schmoopie! :heart: :wave: :heart:

Nooooooooooooooo!

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you. will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me? it is I that wanted space

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you

I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again
In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I’ll drive so farking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand
And then I fell down yelling “Make it go away!”
Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?”

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

Hey...is that that song you wanted me to d/l? Who's it by?

hi schmoopie! :heart: :wave: :heart:

Schmoopieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :heart: :blowkiss: :heart:

Hey...is that that song you wanted me to d/l? Who's it by?

Blue October.

hi schmoopie! :heart: :wave: :heart:
I remember when you used to call me that. :sadwalk:

Shoot, VQ..I'm trying to d/l that song and stupid Limewire just keeps saying "more sources needed: :mad2:

Shoot, VQ..I'm trying to d/l that song and stupid Limewire just keeps saying "more sources needed: :mad2:

It's okey, my tribute thread has more responses anyway. Keep trying :lol:

That...



Was..



Freakin Boootiful!

It's okey, my tribute thread has more responses anyway. Keep trying :lol:

Fark you. I hate you again :annoyed:

Fark you. I hate you again :annoyed:

:hug: Baybee! :hug:

I knew you'd come back to me.

:hug: Baybee! :hug:

I knew you'd come back to me.

Yeah...I was uncomfortable loving you :vomit:

Btw...I found the song. I forgot I subscribe to Musicmatch on demand so I listened to it there..lol.

Yeah...I was uncomfortable loving you :yuck:

Btw...I found the song. I forgot I subscribe to Musicmatch on demand so I listened to it there..lol.

I hope you hated it. Actually, I hope you liked it. Damn, I'm all conflicted.

I hope you hated it. Actually, I hope you liked it. Damn, I'm all conflicted.

Actually I did like it...I'm surprised I hadn't heard it already since it's the type of music/group I like. I hated that I loved it..how's that? lol

Actually I did like it...I'm surprised I hadn't heard it already since it's the type of music/group I like. I hated that I loved it..how's that? lol

I could listen to that song 50 times in a row.

I could listen to that song 50 times in a row.

I have songs like that. Actually I'm on my third time listening to it now.

I have songs like that. Actually I'm on my third time listening to it now.

So do you like the song or not?

So do you like the song or not?

Well obviously I must if I was listening to it 3+ times :P I like the lyrics and just the song in general.

Well obviously I must if I was listening to it 3+ times :P I like the lyrics and just the song in general.

If you want another... it might be hard to find... the band is Thanks To Gravity and the song is "Pachlbel's Canon." They took the classical tune and put some electric guitar, drums, etc and also some words to it... trust me, it RAWKS. If you can find it for download you will love it.

Also the band Phish, the song is "Waste." Believe it or not, we made the band that played at our wedding learn that song and it was our first dance. PERFECT for me & wifey. If you haven't heard it, d/l it.

hi :wave: RLymburner

If you want another... it might be hard to find... the band is Thanks To Gravity and the song is "Pachlbel's Canon." They took the classical tune and put some electric guitar, drums, etc and also some words to it... trust me, it RAWKS. If you can find it for download you will love it.

Also the band Phish, the song is "Waste." Believe it or not, we made the band that played at our wedding learn that song and it was our first dance. PERFECT for me & wifey. If you haven't heard it, d/l it.

Shoot...I'm having trouble finding the Thanks To Gravity song...which sounds like something I really really want to hear. Grrr.

I'm d/ling the Phish song now. :nod:

Hey VQ...that was such a sweet song for you guys to have as your wedding dance :heart: I love it. :)

hi :wave: RLymburner
Hiya G! :wave:

Sorry I almost missed you, finishing off some paperwork

Hey VQ...that was such a sweet song for you guys to have as your wedding dance :heart: I love it. :)

Yeah, it was super-cool that our band learned the song just for us. They even played it EXACTLY like the original. Our older relatives were like WTF? but we were laughing the whole time we danced. To be honest, wifey surprised me with it... I had no idea she'd picked that song for our first dance, or that she'd told the band to learn it. It was hard not to laugh when I looked out at the crowd of relatives and saw the confused looks on their faces; they could understand the lyrics but didn't know why the song was significant.

Yeah, it was super-cool that our band learned the song just for us. They even played it EXACTLY like the original. Our older relatives were like WTF? but we were laughing the whole time we danced. To be honest, wifey surprised me with it... I had no idea she'd picked that song for our first dance, or that she'd told the band to learn it. It was hard not to laugh when I looked out at the crowd of relatives and saw the confused looks on their faces; they could understand the lyrics but didn't know why the song was significant.

lol...awwww...that was so sweet of her! Seriously...you have a great wife, Rob :nod:

lol...awwww...that was so sweet of her! Seriously...you have a great wife, Rob :nod:

Yep, I do. And I'm gonna go snuggle up to her right now. G'night!

Yep, I do. And I'm gonna go snuggle up to her right now. G'night!

You do that. And tell her that random girl from the Internet that hates you says hi and that I think you guys are really good for each other. (Well..don't wake her up to say that..just tomorrow sometime, lol)

Awwwww!! Yea for Autumn!!

Awwwww!! Yea for Autumn!!
:hug: :heart: :heart:

Autumn is the love queen

Lest anyone becomes confused--she still has hairy toes :nod:

:eek:

Lest anyone becomes confused--she still has hairy toes :nod:

I do NOT you big old hairy poo flinging monkey :ranting:

I do NOT you big old hairy poo flinging monkey :ranting:

Autumn you sure you from TN, mebbe WV...

:popcorn:

Lest anyone becomes confused--she still has hairy toes :nod:

not a big deal that can be easily resolved (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=105766&t=252835&highlight=quattro) not like poo flingers, which is an life long problem

not a big deal that can be easily resolved (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=105766&t=252835&highlight=quattro) not like poo flingers, which is an life long problem

Dammit, I only fling poo at family. And I make sure it's the smaller turds. The big smelly loads are usually flung at enemies. I would NEVER fling a giant smelly liquidy load at Autumn. She's family. Hard turds only. And half-speed, too.

that is good to know!

Dammit, I only fling poo at family. And I make sure it's the smaller turds. The big smelly loads are usually flung at enemies. I would NEVER fling a giant smelly liquidy load at Autumn. She's family. Hard turds only. And half-speed, too.

:sadwalk: My "tribute" thread has turned to poo :sadwalk:

:sadwalk: My "tribute" thread has turned to poo :sadwalk:

Wot did you expect? Go back and re-read the OP. That'll make you feel better.

Wot did you expect? Go back and re-read the OP. That'll make you feel better.

It does help...but only a little :sadwalk:

It does help...but only a little :sadwalk:

Geebuz. Okey.

Autum is so awesomely awesome that words can't even express how incredibly incredible she is. Anyone who doesn't love Autumn is either retarded or some kind of alien from another planet that doesn't recognize awesomeness as a virtue. If Autumn were a statue she'd be the Statue of Liberty and she'd be able to walk around and stomp on anybody who didn't recognize her awesomeness and also smash them with her torch. And she wouldn't wear that silly robe, either, it'd be some sexy lingerie you've never heard of before.

she apparantly did not open my last link!
Or she would really be mad at me....

she apparantly did not open my last link!
Or she would really be mad at me....

Don't worry skip...you're time will come. Oh yes..you're time will come. When you least expect it :numchuck:

Geebuz. Okey.

Autum is so awesomely awesome that words can't even express how incredibly incredible she is. Anyone who doesn't love Autumn is either retarded or some kind of alien from another planet that doesn't recognize awesomeness as a virtue. If Autumn were a statue she'd be the Statue of Liberty and she'd be able to walk around and stomp on anybody who didn't recognize her awesomeness and also smash them with her torch. And she wouldn't wear that silly robe, either, it'd be some sexy lingerie you've never heard of before.

You forgot to add "And she doesn't have hairy toes..I just say she does becaues I'm so insecure about my own hairy body"...but I guess it'll have to do. Made my signature anyway :P

delete quiet, HairyToes

Got me on ignore, hey?

I tried. But it said "SD does not allow the ignoring of hairy poo slinging monkeys" :dontknow:

I tried. But it said "SD does not allow the ignoring of hairy poo slinging monkeys" :dontknow:

Grrrr... you're too quick... change that siggy before I burn down your chop shop, woman!

Grrrr... you're too quick... change that siggy before I burn down your chop shop, woman!

Go ahead and try. I own all of North and East...it'd take a fortune to find my chop shop and arson it :harhar:

Go ahead and try. I own all of North and East...it'd take a fortune to find my chop shop and arson it :harhar:

You've a spy in your family :teehee: and I know where your shop is located. Do I smell smoke?

You've a spy in your family :teehee: and I know where your shop is located. Do I smell smoke?

You have killed the spy.
go back

I have several chop shops. See if I ever fund you for your failed attempts again :P

You have killed the spy.
go back

I have several chop shops. See if I ever fund you for your failed attempts again :P

the spy was not the real spy :lol: And I'm already a Hitman. *sniff* something's burning...

the spy was not the real spy :lol: And I'm already a Hitman. *sniff* something's burning...

Yeah..it's the fur on your back. I've got my hitmen shootin' at ya.

Autumn, I love reading your posts. You crack me up on here and I'm glad that you found this joint and stuck around. :hug:

Autumn, I love reading your posts. You crack me up on here and I'm glad that you found this joint and stuck around. :hug:

Thank you so much!! :hug:

Thank you so much!! :hug:
No no, thank you. :lol:

No no, thank you. :lol:

:lol: No no...thank You for all the fun things you contribute to SD :)

:lol: No no...thank You for all the fun things you contribute to SD :)
No, but this thread is to thank YOU. So Thanks for all the memories :lol:

No, but this thread is to thank YOU. So Thanks for all the memories :lol:

Well shoot...then I'll start my own thread for you..unless there is already one...I got lost in who was tributed last night, lol

nice siggy Autumn

:lol:

I only pick on Autum cause I :heart: her.

nice siggy Autumn

:lol:

:lol: Thanks. I took advantage of VQ's moment of clarity ;) lol

I only pick on Autum cause I :heart: her.

Well now you're only sucking up.... .... ....but I'll take it :heart: :lol:

:lol: Thanks. I took advantage of VQ's moment of clarity ;) lol

You took advantage, all right. I'm all hopped up on painkillers from having my wisdom appendix removed. And my tonsil bladder had to come out, too. Geeze. Trust Autumn to swoop in on a guy who's all doped up on caffiene.

You took advantage, all right. I'm all hopped up on painkillers from having my wisdom appendix removed. And my tonsil bladder had to come out, too. Geeze. Trust Autumn to swoop in on a guy who's all doped up on caffiene.

Whatever, Robert. Just admit it...you worship me :nod:

Whatever, Robert. Just admit it...you worship me :nod:

Never! How can anyone worship those hairy toes?

Never! How can anyone worship those hairy toes?

I don't have hairy toes...therefor you CAN worship me :nod:

I don't have hairy toes...therefor you CAN worship me :nod:

So how long did that quattro take to come in the mail?

So how long did that quattro take to come in the mail?

:mad: Are you trying to make me hate you like I hate VQ? Cause it's working...

:mad: Are you trying to make me hate you like I hate VQ? Cause it's working...

No I am like the old time school boy dipping your pony tail in ink cause secretly deep down inside... I :heart: U!

Autumn is nearly as obsessive as me :D

No I am like the old time school boy dipping your pony tail in ink cause secretly deep down inside... I :heart: U!

:lol: Well...that's ok then..I...guess...:scratch: ;)

Autumn is nearly as obsessive as me :D

:lol: Yep...we're both freaks :nod:

A U T U M N
R A W K S ! ! ! ! !

That's all.

A U T U M N
R A W K S ! ! ! ! !

That's all.

she's the bestest bestest :nod:

Thanks you two! :hug: :hug: :hug:

Thanks you two! :hug: :hug: :hug:

no problem it's the truth :grouphug:

no problem it's the truth :grouphug:

Awww :hug: I'm so glad you're co-president with me of our club :hug:

YAY 4 AUTUMN!

Awww :hug: I'm so glad you're co-president with me of our club :hug:
who else but another over medicated conceited biatch that :rock: yes yes it's quite an honor though

Autumn is absolutastically awesome!!!! :hug:

.....and she has lovely toes.

I have no other reason to post here other than to have this thread be bumped :lol:

And thank you to those that posted. I love you forever now :hug:

.....and she has lovely toes.
... and hairy ones at that!

Why is Autumn "Comfortably numb"? :confused:

I have no other reason to post here other than to have this thread be bumped :lol:
Can I bump it the next time I need a sandwich?

Why is Autumn "Comfortably numb"? :confused:
Pink Floyd...:nod:

:rock:

... and hairy ones at that!

:annoyed:

Why is Autumn "Comfortably numb"? :confused:

Would you rather me be "Comfortably Ranting"?

Can I bump it the next time I need a sandwich?

Of course. That means this thread would be bumped several times daily. I'm fine with that.

Pink Floyd...:nod:

:rock:

You :rock:

Would you rather me be "Comfortably Ranting"?

"Comfotably Numb/Ranting" works :nod:

"Comfotably Numb/Ranting" works :nod:

:ranting: It won't fit.

Can I bump it the next time I need a sandwich?
Of course. That means this thread would be bumped several times daily. I'm fine with that.
Good morning! :bump:

:bump:

All the kids are doing it

:bump:

All the kids are doing it

The cool ones :nod:
That tribute...*sniffle* still brings a tear to my eye. I'm not sure if it's VQ's smell or words but still ..

all of these VQ threads being bumped are real downers.

all of these VQ threads being bumped are real downers.

I wrote him and told him to get his butt back online.

way too many autumn threads

way too many autumn threads
:eek:

way too many autumn threads

Never! Autumn...:sadwalk: Rocks :sadwalk:

Never! Autumn...:sadwalk: Rocks :sadwalk:

self-promotion, even if it is true.

Never! Autumn... Rocks


:iagree: :nod: :nod: :nod:

Can I bump it the next time I need a sandwich?
Of course. That means this thread would be bumped several times daily. I'm fine with that.
*ahem*

and bring us a beer also. Make it snappy

and bring us a beer also. Make it snappy
:iagree:

Woman - you've been abundantly spoiled today. Time to pay your dues and there are three things you could bring us from the kitchen which would make it all worth it.

:iagree:

Woman - you've been abundantly spoiled today. Time to pay your dues and there are three things you could bring us from the kitchen which would make it all worth it.

I will bring Rammer a beer and five sandwiches :nod: You have been exceptionally good today :hug:

I will bring Rammer a beer and five sandwiches :nod: You have been exceptionally good today :hug:
SIGGED!

:wave2: Autumn, hope all is well.

SIGGED!

:wave2: Autumn, hope all is well.
:lol:
When I'm drugged, Rammy, all is almost well :hug:

:lol:
When I'm drugged, Rammy, all is almost well :hug:

At least for your date.

At least for your date.

Holy.Fark. Longest wait for a comeback EVER :rofl2:

Holy.Fark. Longest wait for a comeback EVER :rofl2:

:roll:


I hope it was worth it.

Um, Autumn, you never answered my question.

Um, Autumn, you never answered my question.

Thank you, so much, for bumping this thread. Really. Thanks.

I've been praying for humility... I guess I should be more careful!

Thank you, so much, for bumping this thread. Really. Thanks.

I've been praying for humility... I guess I should be more careful!

:lol: anything for you dude :hug:

Um, Autumn, you never answered my question.

I don't care how many pictures you send me of your hairy nipples, no, I will not cyber with you :slap:


(wtf was your question?)
Thank you, so much, for bumping this thread. Really. Thanks.

I've been praying for humility... I guess I should be more careful!

One of the ultimate tests, huh monkey? :lol: :P j/k

h8uall

h8uall

:scratch: Your tribute to me begs to differ.

:scratch: Your tribute to me begs to differ.

:crylol:

:crylol:

bye, fire, thanks, inna, die, k. <--place these in the correct order for a prize!

bye, fire, thanks, inna, die, k. <--place these in the correct order for a prize!

dieinnafirekthanksbye


:woot2: what do I win?????

dieinnafirekthanksbye


:woot2: what do I win?????

A date with autumn, in a fire, where you will die.

kthanksbye

:huh:

Oooh... a Tribute to Autumn thread!

I do love me some Autumn. :hug:
She's my TGG, ER, Morehead buddy, lol.
Hope to see you here soon so we can get some cheese fries and watch a few seasons! :bounce:

I would like to bump this so it does not get archived.

Take that you monkey son of a bitch :mad:

Hey, isn't there a rule against self promoting here on SD???

or doesn't that apply in the lounge?

Hey, isn't there a rule against self promoting here on SD???

or doesn't that apply in the lounge?


Geeze, if they warned me every time I self promoted myself, I'd be banned.


I can see the lightbulbs going off over all the mod's heads now. :lol:

How does one mod alert again? Is it that shiny button below the comments?

I would like to bump this so it does not get archived.

Take that you monkey son of a bitch :mad:
:rofl2:

It took you that long to find this thread? You know I wrote this like 2 years before I got sober right?

I think he meant 'tribute' as in "she's dead and let's remember her"

It took you that long to find this thread? You know I wrote this like 2 years before I got sober right?
Well that's pretty obvious :lol:

Course they say your true feelings come out while you're drunk. Yep. You worship me. :grin:

I think he meant 'tribute' as in "she's dead and let's remember her"
I'm Jebus, stupid. I resurrect.

way too many autumn threads
:lol:

way too many autumn threads

:eek:

way too many autumn threads
:lol:

O_o..

:lol:
There can never be enough :mad:

All tribute/milestone threads are to be labeled http://img.slickdeals.net/images/icons/7/chat.gif

Birthday threads can be any icon. :eek:

:eek:
Geeze, do you remember every word ever posted in the lounge? :lol:

Besides, this thread was made before that rule went into effect :P

Geeze, do you remember every word ever posted in the lounge? :lol:

Besides, this thread was made before that rule went into effect :P

Happy birthday! There fixed that problem. :P

Happy birthday! There fixed that problem. :P
You rock :lol:

sigh.

:huh:
:iagree:

This honestly is probably my favorite SD thread of all time :lol:

I believe that was during the time when he was drinking.

I believe that was during the time when he was drinking.
It was.

but I wouldn't take it back

Everyone, please stop MAing for this thread to be deleted or closed.

Thanks.

Darn, first time I noticed this thread and I thought she had died.
Oh, what I ment to say was I'm glad she is not all dead.

I :heart: Autumn. :)

I :heart: Autumn. :)
Yeah, but we all know you are young and impressionable. You really can't help being swayed by someone of Autumn's age and evilness.

This honestly is probably my favorite SD thread of all time :lol:

All the more reason it should be archived.

Yeah, but we all know you are young and impressionable. You really can't help being swayed by someone of Autumn's age and evilness.

No way. I disagree. :nod:

:whee: Birthday bump! :whee:

This honestly is probably my favorite SD thread of all time :lol:

:hug: