I hesisitate to tell you what I had for dinner last night for a couple of reasons.
1. It sounds really disgusting, but honestly...it would have been good if it hadn't been for VQ!!! :mad:
2. I know how you feel about papaya.

I had a Grilled Papaya and Goat Cheese Quesadilla. Yeah, I know...sounds vile. It was actually quite good, but the whole time I ate it, all I could think about was, "DOES papaya taste like feet?" *chew chew chew* "Hmm...maybe. There might be a hint of footiness. Or is that the goat cheese?" *chew chew* "No...he's crazy." *chew chew* "Why am I thinking of feet while I'm trying to enjoy my dinner, damnit! This is pretty good, when you're not thinking of feet!"


So, from now on, I want you to know that:

I think onions smell like BO.

I think a newly opened bag of potato chips smell like farts - to the point that, when I'm with my brother in public, and I smell fart, and I want to know if he did it - I say, "Did you just open a bag of chips?" He knows exactly what I mean.

Anything with gel in it reminds me of my cat's weepy eyeball, which...this one time...had blood in it and looked like a bloody booger, so sometimes, I can't eat gel-based foods, because I think there might be blood in them.

When I need to barf, but can't get it to work (like...in the days when I had hangovers and just NEEDED to get ON with it already) I think of the scene from Stand by Me where the kid says, "Rat guts in blueberry sauce," and that does the trick.

And now that you'll be coming over, I know you'll have to pass a sewage plant. When you go by, take a big whiff and ask yourself if it kind of smells like...Taco Bell.

And don't say we're even, because until it actually affects your appetite...we're not. :mad:

As I think of other disgusting, food-related things, I plan to share them with you, so you can also be disgusted.

Remind me never to cross you. :hide:

I hesisitate to tell you what I had for dinner last night for a couple of reasons.
1. It sounds really disgusting, but honestly...it would have been good if it hadn't been for VQ!!! :mad:
2. I know how you feel about papaya.

I had a Grilled Papaya and Goat Cheese Quesadilla. Yeah, I know...sounds vile. It was actually quite good, but the whole time I ate it, all I could think about was, "DOES papaya taste like feet?" *chew chew chew* "Hmm...maybe. There might be a hint of footiness. Or is that the goat cheese?" *chew chew* "No...he's crazy." *chew chew* "Why am I thinking of feet while I'm trying to enjoy my dinner, damnit! This is pretty good, when you're not thinking of feet!"


So, from now on, I want you to know that:

I think onions smell like BO.

I think a newly opened bag of potato chips smell like farts - to the point that, when I'm with my brother in public, and I smell fart, and I want to know if he did it - I say, "Did you just open a bag of chips?" He knows exactly what I mean.

Anything with gel in it reminds me of my cat's weepy eyeball, which...this one time...had blood in it and looked like a bloody booger, so sometimes, I can't eat gel-based foods, because I think there might be blood in them.

When I need to barf, but can't get it to work (like...in the days when I had hangovers and just NEEDED to get ON with it already) I think of the scene from Stand by Me where the kid says, "Rat guts in blueberry sauce," and that does the trick.

And now that you'll be coming over, I know you'll have to pass a sewage plant. When you go by, take a big whiff and ask yourself if it kind of smells like...Taco Bell.

And don't say we're even, because until it actually affects your appetite...we're not. :mad:

As I think of other disgusting, food-related things, I plan to share them with you, so you can also be disgusted.

Did that big ape fling poo at you SK?:eek:

Well Ruffles will never be the same to me. :sadwalk:

Well Ruffles will never be the same to me. :sadwalk:

Ruffles are the worst. Notice, the next time you open a bag. I might even change the question to, "Did you just Ruffle?"

:nod:

Remind me never to cross you. :hide:

See? I'll take your friends down, too.


Did that big ape fling poo at you SK?:eek:

Papaya-foot-poo. :mad:

Did you really have to bring Onions into this?

Did you really have to bring Onions into this?

That's right...I said it. And it's not just me, either.

I think it was Sul in Hoodlum who said, "Girl, I'mma beat you till you smell like onions."

See? I'll take your friends down, too.






:roll:

I heart onions though :down:

The only bag of chips that smells like farts when opened for me are these:

http://thewonderfulworldofteej.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/lays-bbq-chips.jpg

and, to me, papaya does not smell like feet. it smells like vomit.

The only bag of chips that smells like farts when opened for me are these:

http://thewonderfulworldofteej.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/lays-bbq-chips.jpg

and, to me, papaya does not smell like feet. it smells like vomit.
:iagree:

I think it smells like farts when someone opens a bag of Jerky, that stuff stinks! I don't think Lime Tostitos smell like farts at all, maybe you need to switch your chips.

I have very keen senses. You might think that's bragging, but I promise, it's not.
I hear things that other people don't hear, whether I want to or not.
Unfortunately...I also smell things that other people don't smell. Whether I want to, or not.

The other day, at the gym, I smelled gasoline in the lockerroom and said (out loud to my workout buddy), "What smells like gasoline?" She said she didn't smell it.
A woman next to us said, "That's me."

(I thought she was joking.)

She said that she'd been on-site at a plane crash that morning. She was a crash-site investigator and got some gasoline on her.

Stuff like that happens to me all the time.


Corn chips smell like cooped-up baby toes. They don't smell like farts. (Lime chips are good to go.)

Only potato chips smell like farts.

:nod:

I have very keen senses. You might think that's bragging, but I promise, it's not.
I hear things that other people don't hear, whether I want to or not.
Unfortunately...I also smell things that other people don't smell. Whether I want to, or not.

The other day, at the gym, I smelled gasoline in the lockerroom and said (out loud to my workout buddy), "What smells like gasoline?" She said she didn't smell it.
A woman next to us said, "That's me."

(I thought she was joking.)

She said that she'd been on-site at a plane crash that morning. She was a crash-site investigator and got some gasoline on her.

Stuff like that happens to me all the time.


Corn chips smell like cooped-up baby toes. They don't smell like farts. (Lime chips are good to go.)

Only potato chips smell like farts.

:nod:
Come talk to me when you've got some synesthesia going on.

Don't you be messing with my onions, girlie. :mad:

That's right...I said it. And it's not just me, either.

I think it was Sul in Hoodlum who said, "Girl, I'mma beat you till you smell like onions."
Mmm that made me get onions on my double bacon egg and cheese footlong. Just because I want to know what beaten women tastes like.

Tastes like feet? :crazy:


I'm starting to wonder WTF is wrong with you and VQ that you both know what feet taste like...

It might be mango I was thinking of you know.

I'm glad to know I've made such an impression on you though SK. :girly:

Also, wtf goat cheese & papaya quesadilla? Was someone auditioning for Hell's Kitchen or something? How about we make things that are actual food and serve them to people in restaurants? When we started letting them put pineapple on pizzas I knew we were in trouble...

Hey, sometimes I like pineapple on pizzas with ham and barbecue sauce. :annoyed:

Hey, sometimes I like pineapple on pizzas with ham and barbecue sauce. :annoyed:
I'm all for pineapple...can handle ham even but bbq sauce? :vomit:

Also, wtf goat cheese & papaya quesadilla? Was someone auditioning for Hell's Kitchen or something? How about we make things that are actual food and serve them to people in restaurants? When we started letting them put pineapple on pizzas I knew we were in trouble... :iagree: I was in TJ's yesterday and in the frozen foods section they had a new item. Don't recall all the ingredients but it had mango, coconut, jicamca (I think) and a bunch of other stuff that NEVER should be in a dish together, let alone a frozen salad. That's just wrong! :nono:

I'm all for pineapple...can handle ham even but bbq sauce? :vomit:

I bet you like Miracle Whip. :vomit:

Hey, sometimes I like pineapple on pizzas with ham and barbecue sauce. :annoyed:
Sounds to me like you like shishkabobs.

Sounds to me like you like shishkabobs.


I'm not allowed things that are sharp. :sadwalk:

You people need to learn how to live a little.

Yesterday, I had a sandwich with freakin onions, cheese, and thinly cut steak on it. You gonna call me weird? There were also some cut up potatoes that were fried! Insane, right?!

http://www.ohdeedoh.com/uimages/ohdeedoh/2008_02_11_corelle.jpg

Come talk to me when you've got some synesthesia going on.

You want to talk about synesthesia? I can tell a good tree from a bad tree (and not like in the Dorothy from Oz way). Tuesdays are inherently worse than any other day of the week. It's a fact, not an opinion.

It's been heightened since my emergency surgery (which was not on a Tuesday). I've often wondered...


Does that mean I have to come talk to you? :sadwalk:

http://www.ohdeedoh.com/uimages/ohdeedoh/2008_02_11_corelle.jpg (http://www.ohdeedoh.com/uimages/ohdeedoh/2008_02_11_corelle.jpg)

Your plate is sad.

(Oh see! There it goes again!!!)

Tastes like feet? :crazy:


I'm starting to wonder WTF is wrong with you and VQ that you both know what feet taste like...

Don't judge us for eating feet.

What do you know about it?!

It might be mango I was thinking of you know.

No...it's definitely papaya. I remembered that mango was the other one. (Clearly, I've put way too much thought into this.)

It's papaya.

Also, wtf goat cheese & papaya quesadilla? Was someone auditioning for Hell's Kitchen or something?

I know...that's what I thought. Who came up with this? Apparently, it was Carlos, at Santa Fe (or in this case, Santa Feet) restaurant in Rosslyn. :dontknow:

The waitress assured me it was good and said I could send it back if I didn't like it. Even though I thought of feet the whole time, it was still good.







OMGosh MERGE ALREADY!!!!

Wait. Did YOU make the quesadillas? I assumed you were dining at one of those hippy liberal communist restaurants downtown but if YOU made them then I redact my comment about weirdos making up weirdass recipes.

But only because I know you and we've met in person, and I know you're not a weirdo liberal hippy commie pinko traitor. :hug:

Hey I know the guy who runs/ran Santa Fe restaurant in Rosslyn. SUPER nice guy. You know what though? All these "authentic" Mexican places? Never have good queso OR nachos! It's always "seasoned lamb on blue whole-wheat corn chips with shredded soy cheese and mango guacamole" or some crap. Just melt some freakin' Velveeta over some Fritos and haul it out here already! :mad:

But only because I know you and we've met in person, and I know you're not a weirdo liberal hippy commie pinko traitor. :hug:


Shows what you know, Comrade.





No, I was part of a group that wanted to go to a particular Tex-Mex restaurant and nothing else really appealed to me and I love goat cheese, so...

Hey I know the guy who runs/ran Santa Fe restaurant in Rosslyn. SUPER nice guy. You know what though? All these "authentic" Mexican places? Never have good queso OR nachos! It's always "seasoned lamb on blue whole-wheat corn chips with shredded soy cheese and mango guacamole" or some crap. Just melt some freakin' Velveeta over some Fritos and haul it out here already! :mad:

I used to work over there. That guy has been there forever! The guacamole is amazing and I think they might make their own chips, so I thought I'd give the feet-quesadilla a shot.

I'm not really a nacho girl. I guess that makes me...uh...Nacho girl? :lol: Hands off! I'm Nacho girl!

You want to talk about synesthesia? I can tell a good tree from a bad tree (and not like in the Dorothy from Oz way). Tuesdays are inherently worse than any other day of the week. It's a fact, not an opinion.

It's been heightened since my emergency surgery (which was not on a Tuesday). I've often wondered...


Does that mean I have to come talk to you? :sadwalk:



Your plate is sad.

(Oh see! There it goes again!!!)
My plate is divided (against itself, therefore it cannot stand).

Tuesdays ARE the worst day, and I know why. Monday sucks but you're prepared for it to suck; Wednesday is bad in the morning but after lunch you're closer to Friday than you are to Monday. Thursday and Friday are of course awesome (not as awesome as the weekend but what do you want anyhow?). Tuesday is just... blah. You know you have most of the week in front of you, you weren't prepared for the suck like you were on Monday, and it's also the day when green smells most like Chevy. :nod:

Shows what you know, Comrade.





No, I was part of a group that wanted to go to a particular Tex-Mex restaurant and nothing else really appealed to me and I love goat cheese, so...
There's no computers on communes! :whee: Now take it back or I'll tell the Lounge about that time we went bow-hunting for caribou with Ted Nugent! :whee: :whee:

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I bet you like Miracle Whip. :vomit:
That shiz is nasty :vomit:

How in the hell can someone eat a fried bologna sandwich with miracle whip??? They cant !!!!

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Not nearly as bad as expected.

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you lie

i didn't see anything bad :confuse3:

Sounds to me like you like shishkabobs.I don't know why but that made me laugh and laugh.

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this concludes this PSA, please keep your hands inside the ride at all timesWhy? Will it give me a preview glance of the next PM you're going to send out? :vomit:

I'm not really a nacho girl. I guess that makes me...uh...Nacho girl? :lol: Hands off! I'm Nacho girl!

Nachos are one of my top five favorite foods along with bacon and eggrolls.

It would be awesome if you were married to someone named Jessie. Cause then you could say "I'm Nacho girl I'm Jessie's girl" and then too I would laugh and laugh.

Nachos are one of my top five favorite foods along with bacon and eggrolls.

It would be awesome if you were married to someone named Jessie. Cause then you could say "I'm Nacho girl I'm Jessie's girl" and then too I would laugh and laugh.

RIP Our Autumn...she loved to laugh and laugh...and something about her feet.



(I was wondering when she'd show up.)



HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

What if I was Uncle Jesse's girl!?

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Uncle-Jesse-and-Michelle-full-house-553315_506_640.jpg

Why? Will it give me a preview glance of the next PM you're going to send out? :vomit:
How do I get added to this mailing list?! :(

whole thread = tl;dr

My plate is divided (against itself, therefore it cannot stand).

This plate cannot endure. :nono2:



Tuesdays ARE the worst day, and I know why. Monday sucks but you're prepared for it to suck; Wednesday is bad in the morning but after lunch you're closer to Friday than you are to Monday. Thursday and Friday are of course awesome (not as awesome as the weekend but what do you want anyhow?). Tuesday is just... blah. You know you have most of the week in front of you, you weren't prepared for the suck like you were on Monday, and it's also the day when green smells most like Chevy. :nod:


:omg: EXACTLY! Have you been reading my notes? I mean...right down to the green smells most like Chevy!!!!


There's no computers on communes! :whee: Now take it back or I'll tell the Lounge about that time we went bow-hunting for caribou with Ted Nugent! :whee: :whee:

You wouldn't.

(By the way, Nuge said he was hunting you. He said, "Boo" to try to scare you into running on ahead, but when you misheard him, he said, "Uh...caribou...we're hunting caribou. Yeah...uh...definitely.")

whole thread = tl;dr

Geez you're long-winded.
Shut up already.

You know those sesame stick things that often come in trail mix? I think they smell like diarrhea. They taste even worse. I cannot smell them without gagging.

How do I get added to this mailing list?! :(

"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

I'm sorry I can't help you. :dontknow:

You know those sesame stick things that often come in trail mix? I think they smell like diarrhea. They taste even worse. I cannot smell them without gagging.
Oh man, what are those nuts, soy nuts? Those things smell like stale cat puke man. They're all like, "hey I'm a peanut" but they're not really peanuts. They're soy nuts. Soybeans maybe? I don't know but whatever they are, keep them the hell away from me! :mad:

I'm sorry I can't help you. :dontknow:


Oh man, what are those nuts, soy nuts? Those things smell like stale cat puke man. They're all like, "hey I'm a peanut" but they're not really peanuts. They're soy nuts. Soybeans maybe? I don't know but whatever they are, keep them the hell away from me! :mad:
OMG do you mean these?
http://www.holaisabel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/corn-nuts.jpg

I was riding Greyhound when I was 15 and this person on the bus started eating some corn nuts. The driver came on the intercom and yelled at them to stop eating them because they smelled bad :roll:

No, these:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8RHo1wMbnuq9z0fNozXYJwvH9iaMm1MOGdZtESWuA5TdG6ghSWg&t=1

http://www.friedas.com/images/buynow/SoynutsSalted.jpg

Although CornNuts are gross too.

No, these:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8RHo1wMbnuq9z0fNozXYJwvH9iaMm1MOGdZtESWuA5TdG6ghSWg&t=1

http://www.friedas.com/images/buynow/SoynutsSalted.jpg

Although CornNuts are gross too.
Ew :yuk:

I'm sorry I can't help you. :dontknow:




Awwww Heller! That's a Heller'a book, son.

Onions totally smell like BO.

Onions totally smell like BO.

See? :nod:

No, these:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8RHo1wMbnuq9z0fNozXYJwvH9iaMm1MOGdZtESWuA5TdG6ghSWg&t=1 (http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8RHo1wMbnuq9z0fNozXYJwvH9iaMm1MOGdZtESWuA5TdG6ghSWg&t=1)

http://www.friedas.com/images/buynow/SoynutsSalted.jpg (http://www.friedas.com/images/buynow/SoynutsSalted.jpg)



Hey...those are a healthy snack. It says so, right on the package.

(I love the word "snack". It's so adorable.)

I'm never inviting some of you to dinner!!!

I'm never inviting some of you to dinner!!!

You smell like armpits.

You smell like armpits.

Armpits have no olfaction.

You smell like armpits.

:huh:

You've eaten RefCache?

:huh:

You've eaten RefCache?

I didn't say he tasted like them. That would just be gross.

:huh:

You've eaten RefCache?

Probably not.

Being classically aged means I have an exorbitant cost per pound!!

Probably not.

Being classically aged means I have an exorbitant cost per pound!!


Yes...clearly, I'm too poor to enjoy such a fine, fine specimen. :lmao:

Yes...clearly, I'm too poor to enjoy such a fine, fine specimen. :lmao:

I tried posting that with a straight-face, too!!

Truth is I am available only to a select population of the totally depraved.

I tried posting that with a straight-face, too!!

Truth is I am available only to a select population of the totally depraved.
You rang?

truth is i am available only to a select population of the totally depraved.you rang?
WOW! :omg:

WOW! :omg:
I know. I was terribly slow in responding; I was tied up elsewhere.

I know. I was terribly slow in responding; I was tied up elsewhere.
With real ropes and all that???:bulb::bulb:

With real ropes and all that???:bulb::bulb:


Yes, she was.

Yes, she was.
:faint:

You rang?
WOW! :omg:
I know. I was terribly slow in responding; I was tied up elsewhere.
With real ropes and all that???:bulb::bulb:
Yes, she was.

Did I ever pick the wrong time to log out!!!

Did I ever pick the wrong time to log out!!!
:lol::lol::lol:

Did I ever pick the wrong time to log out!!!
I just figured you were tied up too.

I just figured you were tied up too.


He was.

He was.

This senility just sucks!

Perhaps I should go the Guy Pearce route and start tattooing myself with important information.

This senility just sucks!

Perhaps I should go the Guy Pearce route and start tattooing myself with important information.

You did.