There are some witty, snotty, funny quotes, rants, & burns in the lounge

I see them in sig lines, cross referenced in other threads

Just wanted to create a home for random quotes to be cut and pasted
Keep them in or out of context I really don't care.

Asshat.

I was in the park the other day, wondering why frisbees get bigger the closer they get. And then it hit me.

The French-Canadian might have a miniture army on his side. Then again, they'll give up in two minutes. :surrender

The French-Canadian might have a miniture army on his side. Then again, they'll give up in two minutes. :surrender

:rofl2:

The French-Canadian might have a miniture army on his side. Then again, they'll give up in two minutes. :surrender
Self promotion:ermm:

Self promotion:ermm:
Uhh...I am not the French-Canadian:mad:

I completely understand where you're coming from and....

Ummm....never mind..

Uhh...I am not the French-Canadian:mad:
I meant promoting your own quote...

I completely understand where you're coming from and....

Ummm....never mind..
Who would say such a stupid thing like that???
:scratchh:

I completely understand where you're coming from and....

Ummm....never mind..
There is more than one place to come:O

My fav Kramer post of the last month (stolen from Ricky's sig line)

Kramer210 I wouldn't wanna lose my virginity to a pig

Here's my fav. (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=3211675&postcount=1)

Here's my favorite (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=3211909&postcount=14)

Here's my favorite (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=3211909&postcount=14)

That was brilliant... I fell for it like a total Bruce!

Here's my fav. (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=3211675&postcount=1)

You are died to me!

heh - stop picking on the nOOb! :nono2:

heh - stop picking on the nOOb! :nono2:
What, no spoiler:mad:

My fav Kramer post of the last month (stolen from Ricky's sig line)

Kramer210 I wouldn't wanna lose my virginity to a pig
What is your favorite Kramer post from May?

What is your favorite Kramer post from May?
:idontknow

I'm getting old in my tired age I need some oral inspiration.

Bruce...nice thread. Ya done good.

http://www.logodesignworks.com/logo-designs/logo-design-b/main/BrucePower.gif

http://www.brucealmighty.com/images/hvsplash.jpg

Probably stings like hell, though.
:seedoc: :shocking: :covereye:

:seedoc: :shocking: :covereye:
:rofl2: I don't remember saying that

:rofl2: I don't remember saying that
:laugh: :wave:

:beer:
+
high school chics
:yummy:

:rofl2:

I thought this image that Virginia_Nasty made was funny

http://www.slickdeals.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=15279&d=1151982074

except that it portrays me as a woman :ranting:

This image was funny:

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4564/16lgwtw8cp.jpg

I thought this image that Virginia_Nasty made was funny

http://www.slickdeals.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=15279&d=1151982074

except that it portrays me as a woman :ranting:

This image was funny:
Unfortunately, good or bad - that's how these images propagate all over the internet

Unfortunately, good or bad - that's how these images propagate all over the internet

I know, but in his post it was only viewed 9 times

MissChievous: As I said before, when he asked me to marry him, I gave him the wrong finger..... :(

RLymburner - If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn. Back to the kitchen wenches!:whip:

skippy...here it is. (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=17819&t=208027&highlight=chukked+ibook).

skippy...here it is. (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=17819&t=208027&highlight=chukked+ibook).
:lmao:
Now I remember that thread...

Mine are all in my siggy :nod:

funny, because it's true
(http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=2508434&postcount=10)

I add too much value to be doing anything else. You people need me. I complete you.

:worthy:

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

I don't like when people's middle toes are longer than the big toe.. it's like their feet are flippin' me off.


:covereye:

We've had some great quotes in the lounge lately. Thought I'd fire this back up.

Drio in response to Rayz this morning:" ...and then you're finding yourself responding to threads only because your deal alert for hard teenager went off. :comfort:"

Some of the old names in here are funny.

Wow, I didn't know RickySlicky was still around in 2006. :shocking: