Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.

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Happy Birthday to a very wonderful friend :hug:


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And I'll share some of my bacon with you on your birthday.

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:hapybday: Happy birthday veritableqndry!!! :hug:

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I got you a book for your birfday, maybe you'll read it and reflect kindly on someone ...

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:woot: Have a great day!

:bounce2:

I got you a book for your birfday, maybe you'll read it and reflect kindly on someone ...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513vqv1NeEL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

:mad: :lol:

I like the banana split :lol: Very perfect.

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2a8nbd4.gif

Happy Birthday to a very wonderful friend :hug:

Sorry for creating a duplicate thread... I hadn't seen yours when I started. :teehee:

IBTM and happy birthday again! :whee:

Sorry for creating a duplicate thread... I hadn't seen yours when I started. :teehee:

IBTM and happy birthday again! :whee:

:lol: That's ok. I think a person could do worse than have two people create them a birthday thread, lol.

:lol: That's ok. I think a person could do worse than have two people create them a birthday thread, lol.
:highfive:

i can't tell which thread is the spoof

:hapybday: VQ!

happy birthday vee queue! enjoy your special day!

You're how old?!
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For your birthday, I got you a reservation at your favorite restaurant (http://slickdeals.net/?&u2=http://www.veritablequandary.com/).



What? Did you expect an SDer to spring for a gift card?

Happy birthday buddy!

I.... don't know if I should post an image in this thread. At all.

Happy Birthday, you FREAKFRIEND!

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Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday! :woot:


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Aww. :blush: You guys are totally. I mean it. For realz. :girly:

I'm spending my birthday dying of pneumonia! :woot: Luckily, being sick gave me an excuse to cancel the dentist's appointment I inexplicably scheduled for today about two months ago. :huh: Unfortunately I have to post for my healthcare IT certification exam this afternoon, or I'm out $300, so this should be interesting. Does Mucinex count as a performance-enhancing drug? :dontknow:

:grouphug: Thanks for the thread(s?), you guys are the best Mr. Snuggles!

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Happy Birthdaay :hug2:

Happy birthday, VQ!!!

:hapybday:


Don't die of numonic! You should gets drunked on your bday.

Wait, Autumn and VQ are friends?

:hapybday: VQ

Happy Birthday, you pepper-growing, home-owning, Mucinex-gargling simian, you!!

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And if it's bacon you REALLY want, it's BACON you shall get:

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Happy Birthday!!! How close to 42 are you now?

Happy Birthday old man! :hug:

Happy birthday, VQ!!! :heart: you!!!!

old people make my ass twitch

Happy Birthday friend!

In honor of my birthday I'm giving away free Spotify & Google+ invites, to the first 47 people who PM me using this link (http://slickdeals.net/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=80644).

Hurry!

Happy Birthday friend!
nevermid I googled it
In honor of my birthday I'm giving away free Spotify & Google+ invites, to the first 47 people who PM me using this link (http://slickdeals.net/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=80644).

Hurry!
repost

No feces fight today! Today is reserve for a cake fight! :whee:


:hapybday:

Aww. :blush: You guys are totally. I mean it. For realz. :girly:

Happy birthday man!

Happy birthday to you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfrFcyBuCVY&feature=related) :lol:

I found a chick that can party with you (http://www.wnem.com/story/15103898/orangutan-celebrates-50-years-with-party) in the news.


Party it up!

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Happy Birthday VQ! :hug: Hope you feel better!

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday! :hapybday:

Aww. :blush : You guys are totally. I mean it. For realz. :girly :

I'm spending my birthday dying of pneumonia! :woot: Luckily, being sick gave me an excuse to cancel the dentist's appointment I inexplicably scheduled for today about two months ago. :huh : Unfortunately I have to post for my healthcare IT certification exam this afternoon, or I'm out $300, so this should be interesting. Does Mucinex count as a performance-enhancing drug? :dontknow :

:grouphug : Thanks for the thread(s?), you guys are the best Mr. Snuggles!

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Dear Master VQ,

I'm sorry to learn that you're so ill on your birthday. I spent my last birthday the same way and I know how much that sucks. :comfort: I recognize that you feel like crap right now, but I don't see any reason for this to prevent you from gettin' your boogie on at a later date. I hope that you'll allow yourself an opportunity to celebrate properly once you're feeling better. :girly:

In the meantime, please be advised that you are not permitted to die - there will be no dying on my watch. :shake: You are already endangered... I refuse to sit idly and watch as you move toward extinction - I simply won't allow it! :nono2:

Desperate times call for desperate measures and I think I know just what you need. :bulb: Given the severity of your illness, it is imperative that we take immediate action and I hereby command you to begin a new regimen. Kindly take your first dose NOW...


http://www.emptylimits.com/sites/default/files/img/blog/top-10-business-ideas/banana-bunker-crazy-unusual-successful-business-ideas.jpg

Once that wears off, please retrieve the dose that I've already stashed inside your bag...

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...and take that too!

Thank you for your anticipated compliance.

Sincerely,

The Genie :bowdown:

Is that....like something to grip your banana? :rofl2: Are you trying to give monkey carpel tunnel? :lol: Ewww.

Is that....like something to grip your banana? :rofl2: Are you trying to give monkey carpel tunnel? :lol: Ewww.

:crylol: :roll:

:secret: It's supposed to resemble medicine. :lol:

That's just protection for all the wild monkey sex VQ is planning once he feels better :evil:

ice cream and cake!!!! happy bday!! :hug:

IBTEOYB! :whee:

(in before the end of your birthday)

Happy birthday! :hug: Hope you're feeling better!

Dear Master VQ,

I'm sorry to learn that you're so ill on your birthday. I spent my last birthday the same way and I know how much that sucks. I recognize that you feel like crap right now, but I don't see any reason for this to prevent you from gettin' your boogie on at a later date. I hope that you'll allow yourself an opportunity to celebrate properly once you're feeling better.

In the meantime, please be advised that you are not permitted to die - there will be no dying on my watch. :shake: You are already endangered... I refuse to sit idly and watch as you move toward extinction - I simply won't allow it! :nono2:

Desperate times call for desperate measures and I think I know just what you need. :bulb: Given the severity of your illness, it is imperative that we take immediate action and I hereby command you to begin a new regimen. Kindly take your first dose NOW...


http://www.emptylimits.com/sites/default/files/img/blog/top-10-business-ideas/banana-bunker-crazy-unusual-successful-business-ideas.jpg

Once that wears off, please retrieve the dose that I've already stashed inside your bag...

http://relags.info/media/img/400/1750xx_1.jpg

...and take that too!

Thank you for your anticipated compliance.

Sincerely,

The Genie :bowdown:
:scratch: I could get used to this "Master" business...

:roll:

:hug: Thank you. I feel better today but unfortunately after two days off I couldn't really justify staying home another day. :down: So I'm at work :yuck: Oh well, only 9 more hours until I can go home...

Happy belated birthday, Monkey poo. Sorry to see you weren't feeling well, but hoping you bounce back by the end of the day! :hug: You're a special little primate, and I think of you often. :kiss:

:faint:

:faint:....:kiss:...

Happy belated birthday, Monkey poo. Sorry to see you weren't feeling well, but hoping you bounce back by the end of the day! :hug: You're a special little primate, and I think of you often. :kiss:
:hug: Likewise m'dear. :hug: :kiss:
:faint:
:iagree:

:hug: Likewise m'dear. :hug: :kiss:

:iagree:You feelin' any better?

You feelin' any better?
Slightly. Enough to come to work at least.

Slightly. Enough to come to work at least.What type of bug bit you?

Happy belated bday monkey man!

What type of bug bit you?
Dunno. One year ago almost to the day I had pneumonia... this is also crud in my chest so I'm hoping it's not becoming some weird yearly thing... chest crud, coughing up purple crap, hooray! :whee:

:scratch: I could get used to this "Master" business...

:secret: I already knew that... :evil: I refer you to Exhibit A...

Thank you for your anticipated compliance.

BTW, I'm glad that you called it "business". Lol. :thumbup: And I haven't taken it off the table yet, but you've made things a little bit more difficult than they need to be... *cough* You must be willing to play nicely with others, and I can't help but notice your resistance to stip to my conditions. *cough* FYI, I've been cutting you some slack lately - unknown to you & largely unreciprocated by you - because (a) I'm a nice person, (b) I think you deserve it, (c) I understand where you're coming from, and (d) I am extremely patient; but that won't last forever... There's got to be a mutual willingness to compromise.
This is business...just like any other business...and I don't mess around when it comes to business. ;)

:hug: Thank you. I feel better today but unfortunately after two days off I couldn't really justify staying home another day. So I'm at work :yuck: Oh well, only 9 more hours until I can go home...

:hug: You're welcome and I'm glad that you're starting to feel better... It must've been the bananas! :whee:

I'm sorry that you couldn't take more time off from work, but I congratulate you for surviving through another day. :bounce: Betcha could've used a magic carpet ride today. :lmao:

:doh: Sorry the wishes are late! Hope your birthday was great! Oh wait... you said you weren't feeling well. Official permission to extend the celebration! :whee: Glad you are feeling better today!

:secret: I already knew that... :evil: I refer you to Exhibit A...



BTW, I'm glad that you called it "business". Lol. :thumbup: And I haven't taken it off the table yet, but you've made things a little bit more difficult than they need to be... *cough* You must be willing to play nicely with others, and I can't help but notice your resistance to stip to my conditions. *cough* FYI, I've been cutting you some slack lately - unknown to you & largely unreciprocated by you - because (a) I'm a nice person, (b) I think you deserve it, (c) I understand where you're coming from, and (d) I am extremely patient; but that won't last forever... There's got to be a mutual willingness to compromise.
This is business...just like any other business...and I don't mess around when it comes to business. ;)



:hug: You're welcome and I'm glad that you're starting to feel better... It must've been the bananas!

I'm sorry that you couldn't take more time off from work, but I congratulate you for surviving through another day. :bounce: Betcha could've used a magic carpet ride today.
I... am... um...

scared

:cold:

:hide:

:roll:

you fun. I like you. :secret:

I... am... um...

scared

:cold:

:hide:

What... do... you... mean... you... are... um... scared?

And... W... T... F... happened... to... your... um... words? :lol:

:comfort: I'm sorry... I wasn't trying to scare you, and I didn't mean to reduce you to using smilies. :teehee: Don't worry; I won't hurt you.* ;) (unless you push me to, but that won't be easy)

*probably

:roll:

you fun. I like you. :secret:

Likewise. :)

Happy birthday VQ! :whee:

Have I mentioned I intend to join the Procrastinator's Club (trade mark pending)?