Today: My husband's checkbook :(

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Dog chew toys that don't get them in trouble: Add your dog's favorites! (Thanks, daisee)

1. Fun stuff
- We leave empty cardboard boxes for the dogs to chew up. Also these (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=199124&sdtid=513505&sdfid=7&u2=http://www.uniquedogclothing.com/chewfah-loofah-bones.html) loofah bones (cleans their teeth while they rip them apart) and TONS of cat toys (with catnip). (from veritableqndry)

2. Hard-to-destroy stuff

-At dollar tree they carry "milkbone" toys... she beats the hell out of them and still they hold up. (not to mention their only a buck if they destroy them) (from wakethewicked2)

- I've had good luck with these -- the avatar dog has destroyed everything but this kind. They come in different sizes and shapes and you can put treats inside for them to dig out: http://www.petmountain.com/produc...-kong.html (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=169549&sdtid=513505&sdfid=7&u2=http://www.petmountain.com/produc...-kong.html) . I get mine at a local farm store, but I'm sure you could get them at places like Pets Mart if you don't want to buy online. (from callpocket)

- Here are a couple that have survived Sophie so far:

Busy Buddy bouncy bone (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=199124&sdtid=513505&sdfid=7&u2=http://www.amazon.com/Premier-Busy-Buddy-Bouncy-Medium/dp/B000KVF49Q)- We gave up on the rawhide inserts. She rips those out in seconds but likes the toy without them anyhow and cannot kill it.)
Everlasting treat ball (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=199124&sdtid=513505&sdfid=7&u2=http://www.petfooddirect.com/store/product1.asp?pf_id=212100802&cm_mmc_o=2mHlCjCVdKCjCVdK2tzEEwklCjCWR2RJVRW&zmam=90031077&zmas=13&zmac=74&zmap=212100802)-Again she pulls out the expensive inserts right off the bat...but she likes bouncing the toy. You can also hide dog kibble in the middle for the dog to try to get out, which entertains him for awhile. She hasn't managed to rip this one at all yet even though it feels soft and flexible.
Jolly Ball: (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=199124&sdtid=513505&sdfid=7&u2=http://www.amazon.com/Jolly-Pet-Teaser-Ball-Blue/dp/B0002ARYY8/ref=cm_lmf_tit_1_rdssss0) - Ours is bigger than the one at this link. It's hysterical to see her stick her snout in the hole and wave the ball in the air. It's bigger than her head. She runs around the house with it on her snout, growling and acting like a maniac. I don't know why she can't chew it up, but she can't.
Then there are big Nylabones, which she can kill eventually. But they take a long time to die. (from olu)

my moms dog used to eat his turds.
then come in and try giving kisses. he has no class whatsoever

i was supposed to be watching her while my mom was away
i wasent paying attetin, she opend the little cuobhord where the garbage is and ripped the can out and sp[read the garbage all over the fllor

i was supposed to be watching her while my mom was away
i wasent paying attetin, she opend the little cuobhord where the garbage is and ripped the can out and sp[read the garbage all over the fllor

You irresponsible little#$%, oh wait I did that yesterday.

The stairs.

The stairs.

The stairs!!! :eek: That beats the checkbook. w3kn definitely is in first place so far for today.

my moms dog used to eat his turds.
then come in and try giving kisses. he has no class whatsoever

This is disgusting. My dog does this too. :vomit:

i was supposed to be watching her while my mom was away
i wasent paying attetin, she opend the little cuobhord where the garbage is and ripped the can out and sp[read the garbage all over the fllor

Aw, I hate it when mine does this! This week she learned to open the cereal carousel cabinet and pull out boxes of cereal too....

I'll have to post pics tomorrow. He's done quite a job on the stair side.

Oh, definitely. If only because it will make the rest of us feel so much better about our own destructo dogs in comparison :D

The stairs!!! :eek: That beats the checkbook. w3kn definitely is in first place so far for today.

I'll have to post pics tomorrow. He's done quite a job on the stair side.

Nothing, as I have no dog. :(

my moms dog used to eat his turds.
then come in and try giving kisses. he has no class whatsoever

I don't think my dog eats his own, but he's always on the hunt for Kitty Crunchies (cat turds). Nasty little booger. And, yes...he then wants to drench you with puppy kisses. :vomit:

not today... he only broke out of the house and ran away...

But in the last week... he discovered that if he rips the comforter in his kennel, there is this cool white fluffy stuff to pull out that sticks to his fur... and cause him not to poop right... for the last week

Saturday.. I was sleeping he did the same thing to the comforter on the bed... I do not know how I slept through it. I woke up when I rolled in something wet and stickey, I thought he had thrown up.. nope it was blanket stuffing.. which is way better.. when I turned on the lights... It looked like there had been a freak snow storm that had left splotches of white all over the room....

Looking for a Slick Deal for a new comforter... The "good" ones are up on a shelf for when I can trust him again...

not today... he only broke out of the house and ran away...

But in the last week... he discovered that if he rips the comforter in his kennel, there is this cool white fluffy stuff to pull out that sticks to his fur... and cause him not to poop right... for the last week



Bad dog!

Today: Nothing yet. But the day is still young.

guinness and oats :P

My dog once tried to eat my neighbor's turtle, but those shells are strong. It still has teeth marks on it.

not today... he only broke out of the house and ran away...

But in the last week... he discovered that if he rips the comforter in his kennel, there is this cool white fluffy stuff to pull out that sticks to his fur... and cause him not to poop right... for the last week



Didn't shit right for a week? Maybe Bad Santa is to blame....

my dogs are working on some toys right now

my oldest is no problem but sometimes he will find his way into my woodworking shop, grab a random piece of wood and start chewing.

the youngest (just over 1 yr) is the PITA, but we never let her hang out where she can get into trouble

My puppy shredded a receipt yesterday.

My dog has been eating styrofoam for the last few days. I can't wait until the siding people get done and clean it up. His poop is cool looking; it is brown with white 'dots' all through it. I'm sure it would glow under a black light. :lmao:

Yesterday, my dog ate a pound of ground beef that my wife left on the counter.

And the tupperware container the beef was in.

All that was left was a little square of plastic from the lid.

my dog ate a rabbit poop this morning. puked it out then ate it again. that was a nice scene early in the morning.
my dog doesn't chew on anything that's not his "knock on wood" I have been finding left over chewing ropes in his poop. he actually pooped a whole section of the rope at once. it looked kinda cool.

Yesterday, my dog ate a pound of ground beef that my wife left on the counter.

And the tupperware container the beef was in.

All that was left was a little square of plastic from the lid.

And the container? Wow.

Today the tally for my dog: Nothing! Nothing, nothing! Joy!

Two days ago my dog (a Boston Terrier) decided to eat three quarts of strawberries. Of course he couldn't sneak and eat them when I got home--he waited until I spend an hour to wash, take the hulls off and slice them.

Then he went outside and at the berries off the vine--what is up with that? No jam for our family this week :(

Two days ago my dog (a Boston Terrier) decided to eat three quarts of strawberries. Of course he couldn't sneak and eat them when I got home--he waited until I spend an hour to wash, take the hulls off and slice them.

Then he went outside and at the berries off the vine--what is up with that? No jam for our family this week :(
:lmao: sorry but thats farkin funny

I just couldn't believe it--and can you believe he didn't have diarrhea? Now that is a strong stomach (especially since he only weighs 24 lbs and his stomach was all sticking out).

I just couldn't believe it--and can you believe he didn't have diarrhea? Now that is a strong stomach (especially since he only weighs 24 lbs and his stomach was all sticking out).
at least he was smart enough to wait until they were washed and hulled:lol:

I don't think my dog eats his own, but he's always on the hunt for Kitty Crunchies (cat turds). Nasty little booger. And, yes...he then wants to drench you with puppy kisses. :vomit:


my pups also stalk out the kitty litter box for crunchies!! so sick . i take them and brush their teeth if they do it. They also eat that white stuff out of all the blankets.
last week they had a blister pack of meds under the bed and got my coupon organizer out of my purse and they had coupons everywhere. I couldnt save em all! LOL:lol:

My youngest ate an asphault shingle once - you know the ones that shingle your roof?

Well I noticed her hacking up some black "stuff" and was like "WTF did you eat?" then I found the shingle. She puked quite a bit the rest of the night, then drank some water and was right as rain the next day.

It's amazing what dogs can eat and be fine.....

my dog ate a rabbit poop this morning. puked it out then ate it again. that was a nice scene early in the morning.
my dog doesn't chew on anything that's not his "knock on wood" I have been finding left over chewing ropes in his poop. he actually pooped a whole section of the rope at once. it looked kinda cool.

my wife has had the unfortunate pleasure of pulling poop out of my dogs' butts - they eat rope (one of their toys is rope), then they have a hard time squeezing it out (think - pearl necklace) and she helps them by pulling on it.

my wife has had the unfortunate pleasure of pulling poop out of my dogs' butts - they eat rope (one of their toys is rope), then they have a hard time squeezing it out (think - pearl necklace) and she helps them by pulling on it.

*Suddenly finds pearl necklaces less appealing than they used to be*

Today?

A chocolate toffee bar
A Spongebob ball
A candle
Cat poop
His own poop
Maybe a bite of dog food.

Am thinking that Spongebob ball takes the cake today. Of course, these dogs would eat the cake :)

Woke up, nice day was gonna wear sandles to work..
Found one.. could not find the other...
Ended up having to wear boots..

Got home and looked around, and behind the couch.. I found a 1/4 of a Berkinstock...

Am thinking that Spongebob ball takes the cake today. Of course, these dogs would eat the cake :)

:lol: Especially if it was a poop cake :vomit:

:lol: Especially if it was a poop cake :vomit:

:lmao: :lmao:

My husband's infrared thermometer that he left unattended by the grill :blowup:

I still have the pics of the vibrator afetr the dog ate it......but did get in trouble for posting those...

I still have the pics of the vibrator afetr the dog ate it......but did get in trouble for posting those...

I find this strangely comforting.

LOL - The mod who deleted it even sent me a copy of the thread because the comments were so damn funny. I find you can learn alot about an animals personality by what they eat. Apparently, she prefers garth brooks to megadeth - she left the hubbys cd's alone and only ate my megadeth ones, she doesn't like my shoes, and apparently she likes snow, due to the fact that one of her favorite past times is running through the house with an open box of potato flakes.

Potato flake snow? I won't give mine any ideas.

Oh and also: I entered the tally too soon for today. Addition: Dead fish, eaten and rolled in at the lake, resulting in yelling, then a bath and more yelling.

Ok, so far this week my dog has eaten 2lbs of chocolate and almost died, his own poop, the cat's poop, the poop on the cats butt(he likes it?), some sugar free gum(during the 30seconds it took me to pee) and quite a few other things. All of these veterinarians who say that there are tons of human foods that are deadly to dogs, they gotta be wrong, cuz my dog is stilll eating all the so called poisonous stuff and is still alive. Believe me, we dont' leave it aroudn intentionally but it happens and he eats whatever he can get his paws on. Including but not limited to *poop* of any sort from any person, or animal.

Since we live in a wooded area I'll walk around with Phantom (or my daughter will) and we'll find all sorts of animal bones. Once he came back with some sort of a skull..I think it was a deer skull. My daughter is collecting all the bones he finds in a big barrel in the basement. If someone ever finds that they're gonna think we killed someone or something :lol:

red pen...

My kitchen looks like a crime scene... I thought he was bleeding...
His tounge and teeth look like he is a Vampire dog..

I would be twice as pissed if I would have been done with the remodeling..
New floor is not in yet..

red pen...

My kitchen looks like a crime scene... I thought he was bleeding...
His tounge and teeth look like he is a Vampire dog..

I would be twice as pissed if I would have been done with the remodeling..
New floor is not in yet..

Just have to say this is really horrible and made me very happy (as in here is something my dog has not done yet). Thank you.

Since we live in a wooded area I'll walk around with Phantom (or my daughter will) and we'll find all sorts of animal bones. Once he came back with some sort of a skull..I think it was a deer skull. My daughter is collecting all the bones he finds in a big barrel in the basement. If someone ever finds that they're gonna think we killed someone or something :lol:
:lol:

red pen...

My kitchen looks like a crime scene... I thought he was bleeding...
His tounge and teeth look like he is a Vampire dog..

I would be twice as pissed if I would have been done with the remodeling..
New floor is not in yet..

pics pics pics !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=scXnnPH42D8
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZLAcfC8O3E

enjoy:)

pics pics pics !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=scXnnPH42D8
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZLAcfC8O3E

enjoy:)

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :applause: Those made me laugh so hard! Thanks!

:lol: :lol: :lol: I needed that laugh--thanks!

my 2 dogs ate a bird today - well I assume so because the only thing left was 1 wing... not sure where the rest is (maybe it will come out tomorrow :lol:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noNO69ortG0

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :applause: Those made me laugh so hard! Thanks!

:lol: :lol: :lol: I needed that laugh--thanks!

ya, dogs can be so cute

Today AND yesterday: Nothing and nothing!

Make that "Yesterday nothing! Today a 3 inch long strip of rubber from a supposedly indestructible rubber tire dog toy, vomited up at 1:15 a.m." :vomit:

This didn't happen today, but years ago, I had a beagle, who conincidentally chewed my alarm clock cord while it was plugged into the wall. If that's not stupid enough, a few days later he ate one of those 2000flushes tablet things.
He crapped electric blue for 2 weeks.

This didn't happen today, but years ago, I had a beagle, who conincidentally chewed my alarm clock cord while it was plugged into the wall. If that's not stupid enough, a few days later he ate one of those 2000flushes tablet things.
He crapped electric blue for 2 weeks.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This didn't happen today, but years ago, I had a beagle, who conincidentally chewed my alarm clock cord while it was plugged into the wall. If that's not stupid enough, a few days later he ate one of those 2000flushes tablet things.
He crapped electric blue for 2 weeks.

Beagles love to eat, mine chewed up a $700 pair of eyeglasses that got knocked on the floor,

wasn't it CCJ whos dog ate her vibrator? She posted pics, it was hilarious

Beagles love to eat, mine chewed up a $700 pair of eyeglasses that got knocked on the floor,

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

wasn't it CCJ whos dog ate her vibrator? She posted pics, it was hilarious

I still have the pics of the vibrator afetr the dog ate it......but did get in trouble for posting those...

Too bad the thread got deleted...those would be great pictures.

Oh and also: Today: Nothing!

everytime I glance at this thread I think it says, the official "what ate my dog today" thread. Does this make me dyslexic?

everytime I glance at this thread I think it says, the official "what ate my dog today" thread. Does this make me dyslexic?

Reminds me: What do agnostic, dyslexic insomniacs do all night?
......Stay awake wondering if there really is a doG :)

This didn't happen today, but years ago, I had a beagle, who conincidentally chewed my alarm clock cord while it was plugged into the wall. If that's not stupid enough, a few days later he ate one of those 2000flushes tablet things.
He crapped electric blue for 2 weeks.

:rofl2:

Beagles love to eat, mine chewed up a $700 pair of eyeglasses that got knocked on the floor,

And you blame the financial woes of Chocolate City on the government?

My daughters straw hat, a skull cane (from my daughter's Halloween costume), shoes, a napkin and something I don't know what it was but he ate it.

My daughters straw hat, a skull cane (from my daughter's Halloween costume), shoes, a napkin and something I don't know what it was but he ate it.

Oooh, bad dog! He does like skull/skeleton theme things....

Today my dog ate: 1 Brylane Home catalog

I have this style of dog "chain" and my dog has figured out how to open the clasp and get off the chain.
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I now have a locking carabiner as the clasp. If he figures this one out I'm signing him up for a magic show.

He's only 9 weeks old and figured this out after 3 days on the chain (only 4 hours at a time)

I have this style of dog "chain" and my dog has figured out how to open the clasp and get off the chain. He's only 9 weeks old and figured this out after 3 days on the chain (only 4 hours at a time)

Wow. Have fun with the next 9 months till he turns one and magically becomes a good dog!

Today my dog ate: 1 pencil.

the dogs ate most of the stuffing out of my comforter and the clothe that covers the bottom of the box springs, then they were all trying to hock it up under the bed:yucky:

If I was aware of this thread when my Puppy was actually a puppy, I could have filled a million pages of what he ate. His most famous delicacies include, the corner of the deck, the arms off the porch swing, the side of the garage, every stuffed animal he ever owned, every bed he ever owned and of course the greatest "BEAR, what did you Do"?! moment: When he chewed the trailer wires off our truck.

i have this thread stickied cause i jut love to hear these:)

keep going guys!

If I was aware of this thread when my Puppy was actually a puppy, I could have filled a million pages of what he ate. His most famous delicacies include, the corner of the deck, the arms off the porch swing, the side of the garage, every stuffed animal he ever owned, every bed he ever owned and of course the greatest "BEAR, what did you Do"?! moment: When he chewed the trailer wires off our truck.

Oooh, the side of the garage, and even trailer wires!!! Excellent!!! But you left out the part where you say, "But it was all worthwhile because now Bear is the best dog in the world. He hasn't chewed anything for years and we can leave him alone in the house without a second thought. Hang in there and your bad dog too will become this good."

....Right? Right?

today - a pair of gardening gloves, various pieces of wood from my shop, a sock and part of a latex glove

.... and probably some misc woodland creatures in my IL's back yard, as they are unsupervised there

Oooh, the side of the garage, and even trailer wires!!! Excellent!!! But you left out the part where you say, "But it was all worthwhile because now Bear is the best dog in the world. He hasn't chewed anything for years and we can leave him alone in the house without a second thought. Hang in there and your bad dog too will become this good."

....Right? Right?

Bear is the best puppy (he'll always be a puppy to me, & he's only 3) in the world. But leave him alone in the house :eek: are u crazy?
He still chews "new things" if left unattended with them. And I think it been a few weeks not years since he just chewed something up for the fun of it. But I love him anyways. :heart:

My dog ate some kibbles n bits before the bear got him :(

Too bad the thread got deleted...those would be great pictures.

Oh and also: Today: Nothing!
I still have the thread. :scratch:

Ok, so far this week my dog has eaten 2lbs of chocolate and almost died, his own poop, the cat's poop, the poop on the cats butt(he likes it?), some sugar free gum(during the 30seconds it took me to pee) and quite a few other things. All of these veterinarians who say that there are tons of human foods that are deadly to dogs, they gotta be wrong, cuz my dog is stilll eating all the so called poisonous stuff and is still alive. Believe me, we dont' leave it aroudn intentionally but it happens and he eats whatever he can get his paws on. Including but not limited to *poop* of any sort from any person, or animal.

Sounds like your dog is missing some sort of nutrient it's trying to get by eating it's own poop and the kitty roca. Have you tried switching foods?


Back when my dog was still alive (r.i.p. bubbybaby :sadwalk:), she once ate an entire box of mangoes. We used to leave them in the box on the kitchen floor, and we'd keep her confined to the kitchen when we'd go out, but we'd done it for years without incident. One afternoon we came home, opened the door, and the entire kitchen was ORANGE. Literally, from the first step in, all the way to the other side (huge kitchen too), and there were mango skins all over the place. When she finally came sauntering over, she was covered, head to toe, in mango. Her whole muzzle was stiff with juice, and her ears... my god... (cocker spaniel.. so she had big 'ol floppy ears) they were so gross. That little bugger was brilliant though. She cleaned every single mango pit totally clean, and ate all the fruit off the skins, leaving large chunks of totally cleaned skins all over the floor. That dog was a born foodie.

I miss her. :crying2:

a bunny wabbit.
he brought the leftovers for me to see. he was so proud of himself.

Gus was chewing on something... I tried to open his mouth.
He got away, so we will never now what it was...



When I was cleaning all the presents in the back yard...
I found a few that had bright yellow tennis ball chunks in it...

When I was cleaning all the presents in the back yard...
I found a few that had bright yellow tennis ball chunks in it...

:rofl2: Last week my dog's poop was speckled white from styrofoam.

About fifty rocks.

Gus was chewing on something... I tried to open his mouth. He got away, so we will never now what it was...

When I was cleaning all the presents in the back yard...
I found a few that had bright yellow tennis ball chunks in it...


is that what u call it now :)

Woke up, nice day was gonna wear sandles to work..
Found one.. could not find the other...
Ended up having to wear boots..

Got home and looked around, and behind the couch.. I found a 1/4 of a Berkinstock...

I just saw this. Oh, bad dog, eating an expensive shoe!!

What my dog ate today: Nothing--what a relief. We gate off the parts of the house where she can get in trouble when we're gone. So today somehow the bedroom door got left open. Came home and there were items from the bedroom dresser tops scattered around the house--athletic ankle brace, alarm clock etc.--but nothing even had a chew mark in it. I shudder to imagine the possible carnage since she can open cabinets and drawers and could chew a down comforter as soon as look at it. Judging by the nest of light fur on the dark red duvet cover, it does looks like she made herself at home on the comforter. But the important thing is, she didn't eat it.

I just saw this. Oh, bad dog, eating an expensive shoe!!

What my dog ate today: Nothing--what a relief. We gate off the parts of the house where she can get in trouble when we're gone. So today somehow the bedroom door got left open. Came home and there were items from the bedroom dresser tops scattered around the house--athletic ankle brace, alarm clock etc.--but nothing even had a chew mark in it. I shudder to imagine the possible carnage since she can open cabinets and drawers and could chew a down comforter as soon as look at it. Judging by the nest of light fur on the dark red duvet cover, it does looks like she made herself at home on the comforter. But the important thing is, she didn't eat it.

:rofl2: Dogs are siwwy.

:rofl2: Dogs are siwwy.

And fuzzy :) Can't help being nuts about mine even though she has shredded or swallowed many of our worldly possessions.

Today: Nothing again! Am starting to think there is hope after all.

ya 1 second u wanna be mad at them but then you look in their eyes and just wanna hug and kiss them!

When I was growing up our dog ate (in one day):
-a 10lb. bag of potatoes (bag included);
-a BIG (32oz.?) jar of French's mustard;
-ALL of my dad's bolts, screws, brackets, and other fasteners (he had them in an organizer and she chewed that all up, too, and no I'm not going to say "my dog ate my dad's nuts");
-3/4 of a motorcycle seat; and
-drank a bottle of Clorox bleach.

Never missed a beat. She also used to chase croquet balls and eat crabapples like they were going out of style.

When I was growing up our dog ate (in one day):
-a 10lb. bag of potatoes (bag included);
-a BIG (32oz.?) jar of French's mustard;
-ALL of my dad's bolts, screws, brackets, and other fasteners (he had them in an organizer and she chewed that all up, too, and no I'm not going to say "my dog ate my dad's nuts");
-3/4 of a motorcycle seat; and
-drank a bottle of Clorox bleach.

Never missed a beat. She also used to chase croquet balls and eat crabapples like they were going out of style.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

What I am glad my dog did not eat today--a rattlesnake

True story I heard today from our vet. It happened at another clinic in town:
A 150 pound dog got bitten by a snake. The owner took it to the clinic for help and they weren't sure what kind of snake bit him. So they hadn't decided yet whether to administer antivenom. It's expensive--costs some 400 bucks a vial, and a big dog like this would need 3--so you want to be sure. They were going to wait till the swelling started or try to find some other way to figure out what bit him.

Well, they found another way. The dog threw up a giant rattlesnake right there at the clinic! He must have been pretty mad at that snake after it bit him. Handy he brought the evidence along so they knew exactly what bit him then. They administered the antivenom, and he survived the experience.

:omg2:
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Today my puppy ate a piece of Drooley Dream Bar and a Ruffle from Three Dog Bakery....
He's so spoiled, I know :heart:

Today: A bottle of bubbles and the wand. Oh and also, the new herb garden.

:omg2:
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Today my puppy ate a piece of Drooley Dream Bar and a Ruffle from Three Dog Bakery....
He's so spoiled, I know :heart:

My dog wants to know if she can come visit your house.

:omg2:
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Today my puppy ate a piece of Drooley Dream Bar and a Ruffle from Three Dog Bakery....
He's so spoiled, I know :heart:

dogs have their own bakeries>??

dogs have their own barkeries>??

Fixed :)

dogs have their own bakeries>??

Yep! the spoiled ones anyways. :nod:

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Bad, bad dog. She has chewed through the outside phone line that serves all but one phone jack. Turns out the line ran right by her favorite lurking spot outside the house. All she had to do was lounge around there and chew through our lifeline to the outside world. (This would explain why the phone and internet service has been on and off this week....)

Have to hire someone to come rewire the lines--up high, running over the doorframes where she can't reach her jaws of destruction.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I was going to clean up dog poop today and saw a bright orange ear plug sticking out of it. My husband said he was missing one:lol:

Last night and just now..

June Bugs
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Phyllophaga_spPCCP20040419-4076A2.jpg/200px-Phyllophaga_spPCCP20040419-4076A2.jpg
I am worried, because they are out of season

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Bad, bad dog. She has chewed through the outside phone line that serves all but one phone jack. Turns out the line ran right by her favorite lurking spot outside the house. All she had to do was lounge around there and chew through our lifeline to the outside world. (This would explain why the phone and internet service has been on and off this week....)

Have to hire someone to come rewire the lines--up high, running over the doorframes where she can't reach her jaws of destruction.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

That makes me wonder... We have 3 phone jacks that used to work, and now they dont. They havent worked for some time. I thought maybe it was when we changed from Bellsouth, to the cable company.... But Bear has a history of chewing wires...like the trailer wires on our truck.... hmmmm :scratchh:

June bugs, ewww!

And I bet Bear ate those phone wires. Word has it these things are tasty.

What my dog ate today: Nothing, and lucky thing after yesterday.

What it turns out my dog has not been eating: A rope hammock in the backyard. Last one got ripped up and I was sure it was her. Got a new one for Mother's Day and put cayenne spray on it to protect it from her. Just now I looked outside, and there was a cute little ROBIN...ripping the hell out of my hammock. Thief!! He wanted the string for a nest, I guess. Stinkin' robin.

What it turns out my dog has not been eating: A rope hammock in the backyard. Last one got ripped up and I was sure it was her. Got a new one for Mother's Day and put cayenne spray on it to protect it from her. Just now I looked outside, and there was a cute little ROBIN...ripping the hell out of my hammock. Thief!! He wanted the string for a nest, I guess. Stinkin' robin.

lol lol

don't serve him chilly for dinner!

Smithsonian magazine

My dog tried to eat a bunny but it got away so my dog turned on his dog house instead.

No why did my post get deleted?

My best oven mitt :(

Last night, Someone pulled my last Swifter Sweeper sample of the edge of a table..
And ATE and Shred it... Along with a perfectly nice cardboard box that never hurt anyone, It was simply sitting there on the floor minding it's own business...Never saw it coming.. I am gonna miss that box..

Last night, Someone pulled my last Swifter Sweeper sample of the edge of a table..
And ATE and Shred it... Along with a perfectly nice cardboard box that never hurt anyone, It was simply sitting there on the floor minding it's own business...Never saw it coming.. I am gonna miss that box..

that someone is too lovable to be mad at and he knows it!

post some new pics :)

I can post pictures of the packing tape after it came back up...
Which I suppose is better than going all the way through,,,

Swimming goggles, a soccer ball, a rope, the arm off a dora doll and something I'm not even sure WHAT it was, lol

My dog tried to eat a bunny but it got away so my dog turned on his dog house instead.

:lmao:

In memoriam of our beloved ear plug, June bug, oven mitt, Swifter sample, dog house wall, swim goggles, soccer ball and other departed...you'll never be far from our thoughts.
*sob*

a hockey puck....

pork chops

my fault for training him to eat at the table and drink from cups



:lmao:

a rolie polie (sp?)
and cookie monster's eyes

my other dog is eating the house (the outside door frame)

pork chops

my fault for training him to eat at the table and drink from cups



:lmao:

good for him!

Gus has decided all bugs are fun to hunt and an important source of protien,

I watch him jump at and take down moths...
He chase lighting bugs... Likes to lick ants..
Does NOT like The Bees he has encountered at ALL...
But the rest.. must be delicious

Gus has decided all bugs are fun to hunt and an important source of protien,

I watch him jump at and take down moths...
He chase lighting bugs... Likes to lick ants..
Does NOT like The Bees he has encountered at ALL...
But the rest.. must be delicious

:lol: -Bear does that everyday~ Chases Moths and Butterflies ~
He tries to catch the bees too -:eek:- I have told him, he wont be very happy if he does!!
Must be something special about bugs.. :confused:

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Did your dog eat your post :dontknow:

my cat threw up three nasty hair-balls right by my front door-does that count?

Did your dog eat your post :dontknow:

:lol: I had said my dog ate many miller moths today. Don't know what I did to it.

my cat threw up three nasty hair-balls right by my front door-does that count?

For the pure gross-out factor I think it should :eek:

so we see paper on the floor all chewed up and thought the dog took it from the bathroom garbage. Then we see the toilet paper rolled all the way down with teeh marks and rips. Caught!

:lmao: so we see paper on the floor all chewed up and thought the dog took it from the bathroom garbage. Then we see the toilet paper rolled all the way down with teeh marks and rips. Caught!

:blowup: Her bark collar

apparently priorityone's dog ate cherry pits.

apparently priorityone's dog ate cherry pits.

:nod:

My dog ate a 3" diameter cutout from a hole-saw. It was of 3/4" OSB. I found the remnants in the basement.

My dog ate a 3" diameter cutout from a hole-saw. It was of 3/4" OSB. I found the remnants in the basement.
That has to hurt. :hide:

Salmon, Green Beans, Brown Rice and a slice of bread (I left my plate out after dinner by accident and he ate the left overs), a box, a plastic milk shake of my son's, probably other crap I don't even know about.

Salmon, Green Beans, Brown Rice and a slice of bread (I left my plate out after dinner by accident and he ate the left overs), a box, a plastic milk shake of my son's, probably other crap I don't even know about.

since when that's bad?:) sounds like he had a good meal:)

So Bear caught yet another bird today -- at least he doesnt eat them --
he just kills them ~ :ermm:

4 cans of Skippy dog food.

4 cans of Skippy dog food.

So that is where those cans went...
I was wondering who stole my dog food..

So Bear caught yet another bird today -- at least he doesnt eat them --
he just kills them ~ :ermm:

We need to send a really mean, sharp-toed ostrich to hang out in your backyard and break Bear of this habit. Would make him think of birds in a whole new light.

(And then we need to send a really mean, sharp-toed potholder to hang out in my kitchen to break my dog of her bad kitchen accessory-killing habit.....) :)

My dog ate the B.O.B. thread... :sadwalk:

My dog ate the B.O.B. thread... :sadwalk:
Nevermind, too weird even for me! :eek:

This AM... had an appointment... Which.. Was almost late for..

Someone.. Chased a Chipmunk into the downspout... Then, knocked said downspout off.. Grabbed said Chipmunk by tail... (I saw that part) and ran around yard swinging it back and forth... It.. Got away a little bit later.. But was probably not in the best shape.


Got home... One boot, is missing a tounge, and I found enough pieces to reconstruct 1/2 of a the footbed insert, and the other one was ripped into 3 pieces...

Not sure what my boxer may have just eaten, though he came up to me and burped his appreciation and just walked off. Just a sweet little guy huh?

Not sure what my boxer may have just eaten, though he came up to me and burped his appreciation and just walked off. Just a sweet little guy huh?


My dog Roxy always burps after she eats. It's gross!

My dog Roxy always burps after she eats. It's gross!

LOL, isn't it ?? My dog walks up to us and does his thing and then walks off. Doesn't want anything else, but to let you know he had a burp. :eek:

The most nasty thing Roxy eats is kitty poo from the litter box. We now keep the door to the garage (where the box is) closed.

My Doggies breath smelled like the shoes he ate for most of the afternoon...

Roxy ate some carrots.

LOL, isn't it ?? My dog walks up to us and does his thing and then walks off. Doesn't want anything else, but to let you know he had a burp. :eek:

hey, a burp is better than a fart!

my dog hasn't eaten anything bad today, but he loves worms, rabbit poo, and snails (shell included).

hey, a burp is better than a fart!

my dog hasn't eaten anything bad today, but he loves worms, rabbit poo, and snails (shell included).


Snails?! :lmao: How odd?

hey, a burp is better than a fart!

my dog hasn't eaten anything bad today, but he loves worms, rabbit poo, and snails (shell included).

LOL, well he does tend to do that too. It is kinda funny sometimes, it just sort of surprises him when it happens. :lol: I swear, you'd think he ate cabbage some days. :rolleyes: For some reason, he does tend to lick the bird poo if I don't catch him in time. YUCK !!!

he ate some of tuna sandwich..together with my persian cat :P

She ate nothing but dogfood today. And she did her first ever real job: she actually fetched the paper this morning, just like some good dog! She has always made our Labrador do it before. Wondering if she is feeling well. Must call the vet.

My Sister came over.. Brought the nephews one is two, the other is 6 months...

And Gus, got to eat French Frys....

My Sister came over.. Brought the nephews one is two, the other is 6 months...

And Gus, got to eat French Frys....

does gus like the nephews? (not the way they taste mind you lol)

rabbit poo =/

does gus like the nephews? (not the way they taste mind you lol)

They all get along swell. The two year old.. likes to taunt Gus, and run away and then acts all suprised when he gets knocked on his booty by a dog that is as big as he is.. The baby, will quietly creep up, and grab a handfull of fur... also uses Gus to stand up, and occasionally will get a mouthfull of fur and bite him (teething) which Gus does not seem to mind...

Today..
Gus decided to help me take all the blue painter's tape off the trim in the halway..
It needs one more coat, but He probably thinks it looks fine.. I found little bits of blue tape all over the hallway, kitchen, and his kennel...

They all get along swell. The two year old.. likes to taunt Gus, and run away and then acts all suprised when he gets knocked on his booty by a dog that is as big as he is.. The baby, will quietly creep up, and grab a handfull of fur... also uses Gus to stand up, and occasionally will get a mouthfull of fur and bite him (teething) which Gus does not seem to mind...

Today..
Gus decided to help me take all the blue painter's tape off the trim in the halway..
It needs one more coat, but He probably thinks it looks fine.. I found little bits of blue tape all over the hallway, kitchen, and his kennel...

heheheh, dogs love kids, my little cousdins years ago stuck her arm up to elbow is rotties mouth (she was like 1-2 year old) he just proceeded to lick her hand hehe

Today..
Gus decided to help me take all the blue painter's tape off the trim in the halway..
It needs one more coat, but He probably thinks it looks fine.. I found little bits of blue tape all over the hallway, kitchen, and his kennel...

aww, he was trying to help... thats so nice of him...:lol:

Today Bear ate a cookie, thats about it.

And my niece came over for a few minutes, She and my son are staying at grandma's, so they rode their bikes over. She hasnt really been around dogs before, But Bear was a perfect gentleman. :nod:
But he's got that dalmatian tail, and when he gets excited..Watch out! That tail will whip you to death. :lol:

After letting the cat in, I stepped outside a minute or two later and caught my dog chewing on something and she had a couple feathers sticking out of her mouth. The cat must have cat the bird since she is known for it and the dog was eating it.

This afternoon at the farm: Horse manure. Dog poop. Pigeon poop. Every other kind of poop she could find.

Now: Baaaaad breath.

http://www.arcatapet.com/fullsize/10066.jpg

http://www.arcatapet.com/fullsize/10066.jpg

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

some grass. then shew threw it up :yuk:

I'm kitty sitting my sister's tabby cat. My dog is still trying to find it :lol: The cat spent the first day under my son's bed...ever since then she's been finding high places to perch from. Sassy can smell her, but doesn't grasp the concept of being that high up so she is frustrated. She did go in and start eating the cat's food...and eyeballed the litter box :rolleyes: I had to scoot her out of that room a few times now.


I may have to add.....My dog ate a cat...some time this week.

My english bulldog ate my cell phone. The speaker doesn't work anymore, the battery has giant tooth holes in it, and it doesn't vibrate anymore. It's also kind of hard to charge. Yep.

I'm kitty sitting my sister's tabby cat. My dog is still trying to find it :lol: The cat spent the first day under my son's bed...ever since then she's been finding high places to perch from. Sassy can smell her, but doesn't grasp the concept of being that high up so she is frustrated. She did go in and start eating the cat's food...and eyeballed the litter box :rolleyes: I had to scoot her out of that room a few times now.


I may have to add.....My dog ate a cat...some time this week.



ATE A CAT?! Whaaa :scratchh: .




My english bulldog ate my cell phone. The speaker doesn't work anymore, the battery has giant tooth holes in it, and it doesn't vibrate anymore. It's also kind of hard to charge. Yep.


That sucks!



My dog ate my daisies :( .

ATE A CAT?! Whaaa :scratchh: .

If the cat comes down from the higher elevations..and my dog decides it's Game On...I might have to amend my list :lol:

I may have to add.....My dog ate a cat...some time this week.

Bet your dog hopes so!! :)

some grass. then shew threw it up :yuk:

Have heard they do this on purpose to clean out their systems--like doggie cleansing diets! Any idea if it's true? Mine does this too, rushes outside, scarfs grass and throws it up. :vomit:

My english bulldog ate my cell phone. The speaker doesn't work anymore, the battery has giant tooth holes in it, and it doesn't vibrate anymore. It's also kind of hard to charge. Yep.

Oh, bad, bad, bad dog. I can just picture that giant smushy bulldog face chomping away on your phone!

Mourning dove she caught out of the air :(

A tub of margarine :vomit:

Kitty roca. :ranting:

Kitty roca. :ranting:

:lmao: I've never heard it called that before..that's a perfect explanation of what it looks like.

Mourning dove she caught out of the air :(

awesome, was it yummy?

awesome, was it yummy?

She only wishes we'd let her keep it so she could find out!

your dogs didnt eat anything for week+? comeon tell me something :(

gus, what have u been eating today? i hope skippies steaks :)

She only wishes we'd let her keep it so she could find out!

Olu, I just wanted to mention to ya that I've been reading this thread, following along what your animals antics are. You must have the worst pet known to man. You are the person people point to and laugh, thanking their lucky stars that they did not end up with such a creature. :rofl2: If nothing else, know that you supply us with a good humor read when life is kicking us. :hug:

*Now I'm going to go and turn the bird in the other direction since he can't seem to unstick himself from his stationary position of his own accord. Damn bird! We should have named him Lurch. Ugh! :doh:

Gus did eat some Rasberries when we were on a walk..
Otherwise he has been pretty darn good lately... (just jinxed myself)

Kitty roca. :ranting:

:lmao: Did she then want to give you a :kiss:? :lol:

:lmao: Did she then want to give you a :kiss:? :lol:
Luckily she doesn't like to give kisses unless I ask for one, then it is reluctant and barely noticeable.....except for the breath:faint:

Luckily she doesn't like to give kisses unless I ask for one, then it is reluctant and barely noticeable.....except for the breath:faint:

:lol: And those breath busters don't help a whole lot. They need to make doggy tic tacs!

They need to make doggy tic tacs!
That's a damn good idea! OTOH she would swallow it before it had a chance to work. Drat!

Olu, I just wanted to mention to ya that I've been reading this thread, following along what your animals antics are. You must have the worst pet known to man. You are the person people point to and laugh, thanking their lucky stars that they did not end up with such a creature. :rofl2: If nothing else, know that you supply us with a good humor read when life is kicking us. :hug:


:wave2: Hi Peachyum, thanks for the smile. Glad to contribute some laughs at the expense of my worldly goods and peace of mind! At least when she eats something we wanted I have a silver lining moment: "Oh, I can post this on SD!"

Creepy thing is, lately she has eaten nothing (except poop :vomit: ) we don't want her to. Her new thing is to walk up with something not hers, unharmed, and gently drop it on my lap. Recent examples include my husband's wrist mount GPS unit, a pair of nice swim googles, my favorite hair scrunchie, all carried all the way across the house to me..... She gives them to me with a look that says, "You really shouldn't leave this lying around--Somebody might eat it" and walks off looking angelic. Really she must be sick.

"What my dog dropped on my lap today" just doesn't have the same ring to it. :shake: Good thing other people's dogs are picking up the slack till mine becomes her usual horrible self again. Thanks, all you bad dogs out there!

Eerie. While I cruised SD and typed about the good dog she seemed to be becoming, she brought me a slightly damp junk mail envelope, dropped it a few feet away from me, and took off.

Cute, I thought.

Nope. Just a tip off that downstairs she has raided the mail basket and has just EATEN AN UNOPENED LETTER addressed to my husband, a real letter he actually needed. There's about a third of it left now. Wet, too. Bad dog.

:( Bear hasnt eaten much of anything lately... I think all the fireworks has spooked him... he seems afraid to even go outside. It took all day to finally get him to go out...
People around here are still letting the fireworks off, and he is just scared of them.

He is my big baby puppy ~ I hope things calm down, so he can go back to being himself. :)

grass, my daisy plants... nothing unusual.

One packet of Carnation Instant Breakfast drink mix. Involved shoving open the carousel cabinet (floor level), pulling a packet out of the Carnation box, and sneaking it to her upstairs lair.

One packet of Carnation Instant Breakfast drink mix. Involved shoving open the carousel cabinet (floor level), pulling a packet out of the Carnation box, and sneaking it to her upstairs lair.

:rofl2:

One packet of Carnation Instant Breakfast drink mix. Involved shoving open the carousel cabinet (floor level), pulling a packet out of the Carnation box, and sneaking it to her upstairs lair.

:teehee:

One packet of Carnation Instant Breakfast drink mix. Involved shoving open the carousel cabinet (floor level), pulling a packet out of the Carnation box, and sneaking it to her upstairs lair.

:lmao: She's on a diet?

Kitty roca. :ranting:

Roxy used to eat that ALL the time until we started keeping to door to the Roca stash closed.

It is 95 outside.. SOMEONE wanted a walk.. so went on a quick one...

Just ate two ice cubes..
First one was to cool down..
Second was to play with... At least there are three or four clean spots on the floor now

:lmao: She's on a diet?

Weird diet if so! Tonight she ate my R2D2 and 2 Jawas :mad: :mad:

I take back all the nice things I said about her earlier.

It is 95 outside.. SOMEONE wanted a walk.. so went on a quick one...

Just ate two ice cubes..
First one was to cool down..
Second was to play with... At least there are three or four clean spots on the floor now

SOMEONE sounds like they have it good :)

Roxy used to eat that ALL the time until we started keeping to door to the Roca stash closed.

Poor Roxy, getting cut off like that.

Legs and arms off a little porcelain ballerina doll. And messed its hair up something awful. Into the trash it goes.

She is on quite the rampage. Bad dog.

My dog just got done eating 1/2 of a tennis ball. I fell bad for him when it comes time to pass this thing. How can a 5 month old Jack Russell destroy a tennis ball?

my dog ate his breakfast today and then yakked it up and ate it again. it looked like melted marshmellows. :vomit:

roxy ate her rope toy

Gus just ate the ugliest farking bug :vomit:

Ever see a Cicada shed it's skin and come out...
Well I did, and then He Ate it
http://www.earthlife.net/insects/images/hemipter/cicada3.JPG http://mulubinba.typepad.com/mulubinba_moments/cicada-thumb.jpg

Gus just ate the ugliest farking bug :vomit:

Ever see a Cicada shed it's skin and come out...
Well I did, and then He Ate it
http://www.earthlife.net/insects/images/hemipter/cicada3.JPG http://mulubinba.typepad.com/mulubinba_moments/cicada-thumb.jpg



ew. roxy wont eat bugs. she's too smart for that :nod: .


once, when my nephew was around 1 years old, he was crawling on the floor and he picked up a dead spider and ate it :yuk: . i screamed... "NOOOOO. GROOOSSS!!!"

today: 1 slice of pizza, a whole bunch of mustard potato salad (which he happily barfed up later), and some ice cream!
My black lab is pretty stupid, yes sir. :nod:

today: 1 slice of pizza, a whole bunch of mustard potato salad (which he happily barfed up later), and some ice cream!
My black lab is pretty stupid, yes sir. :nod:

I don't know. Sounds like he just attended your typical family reunion summer potluck. :)

Mulberries, grass and dogfood.

Today when my back was turned: Coupon for $5 off of $5 purchase at Puritan's Pride.

Fortunately she spared the multivitamins for teens that were also in the box. I shudder to think what she'd be like all pepped up on teen vitamins.

she ate her wet and dry dog food. then when i was mowing the little wittle lawn we have, she ate a bunch of the cuttings.

she ate her wet and dry dog food. then when i was mowing the little wittle lawn we have, she ate a bunch of the cuttings.

Wonder what it is with dogs eating grass? :confused:

Last night's incident: Bathroom trash can raid

Victims: 1 Listerine cap, 1 toilet paper roll

well.... :dontknow: i dont know if you'd call this eating, but she licked her pee pee and poo poo shoot.

well.... :dontknow: i dont know if you'd call this eating, but she licked her pee pee and poo poo shoot.

If I could do that... I would never leave my house...

If I could do that... I would never leave my house...

:lmao:


:yucky: you'd lick your poo poo shoot?!

I am proud to announce, that even in my absence, my dog has not eaten another vibrator.

I am proud to announce, that even in my absence, my dog has not eaten another vibrator.

OMG... I thought about that infamous picture that the Mod's all loved...
I do not wanna directly link but... if you go to past days on http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ On July 8, there was a video clip that TOTALLY reminded me of that..

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/jinzo454/IMG_0271.jpg

I am proud to announce, that even in my absence, my dog has not eaten another vibrator.

Had forgotten about that :eek: My dog isn't so bad after all

Today: Long red plastic Dairy Queen spoon, filched from way up in the middle of the countertop. Spoon was sitting underneath the camera and a camcorder. She pulled the spoon off but the camera stuff stayed on the counter.

Bad dog, but oh it could have been worse.

not sure what it was he ate but this morning at about 6am he starting making those "i'm going to throw up" noises where his whole body was wretching. he sleeps on my bed so i quickly got up and picked him up and tossed him to the floor and then he :vomit:

BAD DOG :nono2:

After decorating the family room with presents he made just for me..

He attacked the recycling bin, shredded paper all over a couch...

Then he killed a ski glove... I am kinda worried... those things are totally out of season...

Then he killed a ski glove... I am kinda worried... those things are totally out of season... :lmao: :lmao:

Some blue toy.

A roll of paper towels

Some expired cat food that I found in the basement.

The cats regular food.

Yet oddly enough...not his own dog food :mad:

After decorating the family room with presents he made just for me..

He attacked the recycling bin, shredded paper all over a couch...

Then he killed a ski glove... I am kinda worried... those things are totally out of season...


Damn Skippy...for such a cutie he sure gets into a lot of mischief, lol

Today:
3 dogfood breakfasts & 3 dogfood dinners. We have houseguests. I fed her like usual really early. At different times in the morning she managed to convince two other people that she hadn't been fed, so she got seconds and then thirds. Same exact thing happened tonight before we figured it out. Hope she doesn't wake us up tonight to :vomit: like Clownfishboy's dog!

Sneaky dog.

Some blue toy. A roll of paper towels
Some expired cat food that I found in the basement. The cats regular food.
Yet oddly enough...not his own dog food :mad:

That's funny. Thought yours would eat anything. Maybe only the things he's not supposed to.... :)

Bear has been really good lately , except for for the last 3 night I hear him at 3am chewing on a bone... that he obviously hides somewhere because I can never find it.
So I hear chomp chomp- he's really loud, then about 3:30 he starts whining to go out... that sad pitiful whine.... :(
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My cat Shadow climbed into the takeout bag tonight trying to steal a chicken bone :mad:
I told her there isnt a "What my cat ate today thread". :lol:
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Tomorrow Bear has to go to the Vet for his annual booster shots.....
I assume we will be making a stop at Three Dog Bakery afterwards.... He is so Spoiled.
:nod:

Hair scrunchie!

Oh joy, I finally get to partake of the "what my dog ate" thread. Well, he eats lots of sticks and bark. We heat with wood, so there will always be wood laying around for him to chew on. As long as he doesn't start grabbing burning sticks from the fireplace it shouldn't be a problem.

We've been watching him 24/7, so he hasn't been able to get into too much trouble. We did give him one of those "greenies" treats.... holy moley, what's in those things? Doggie crack? He goes nuts whenever he hears anything resembling the wrapper containing the greenie he ate 3 days ago.

Oh joy, I finally get to partake of the "what my dog ate" thread. Well, he eats lots of sticks and bark. We heat with wood, so there will always be wood laying around for him to chew on. As long as he doesn't start grabbing burning sticks

Maybe you could nickname him "The Mulcher".

And also, here's what someone else's bad dog ate :) :

http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=100319
Dog Eats More than $800 in Cash
You won't see a halo over Pepper Ann's head.

Not that the eight-year-old Lab-German shorthair mix isn't loveable, it's just that see seems to find trouble without even trying.

"She's always been naughty, and when she was little it was 'you're lucky you're so cute, you'd be gone otherwise.' But she's just a cute little dog. She has personality, but she has issues also," owner Debbie Hulleman said.

One of those issues is a tendency to swallow anything that fits in her mouth.

"She's eaten lipstick, so lipstick gets all over the carpet, ball point pens all over the carpet, toothpaste, shampoo," Hulleman recalled. "She's done a lot, Kleenex, she'll eat a whole box of Kleenex if she can get it."

Recently, Pepper Ann topped even those feats. She and her sibling Zach were at Grandma's house, while Debbie and her husband were on vacation. Grandma had a friend over, who left a purse on the ground despite instructions not to leave anything in Pepper Ann's reach.

When the two women woke up, the dog had dug into the purse, and devoured more than $800 cash.

Some pieces were spread around the house — and some were left in the backyard, after Peppy swallowed the money and did her business.

"Pretty soon (I) came to a pile, that had a fifty dollar bill hanging out, part of a fifty, and I said 'gosh, look at that,'" Hulleman laughed. "There were lots of piles with money hanging out there, so I had to save it, rinse it, strain it."

The dog owner taped together the remnants she recovered, and swapped the mangled bills for more than $700 bucks worth of fresh currency at a local bank.

Hulleman is hanging on to half a one hundred dollar bill, in hopes she will recover the other portion. She is less optimistic that Pepper Ann will turn over a new leaf.

"She goes from room to room, looking to get into trouble."

Well, I finally have something to add to this thread. My dog eat my Nerf Football...

It looks like a lot of dogs have been busy today. :lol:

Even Bear has something to contribute. First he chewed up a piece of plastic off the weed eater, I think it was from the handle?
Then just now he ate the fortune out of a fortune cookie. - I hope it was a good one. :rolleyes:

Bear isnt supposed to be left to roam free in the house if we're gone.
He goes into his cage until we get home. But apparently my husband didnt shut the door.
I opened up the back door and, guess who is waiting to run out the door.
So while we were gone, Bear ate all the cat food in both kitty bowls, and some "goodies" out of the Kitty box. :yuk:

His own puke :vomit:

New toothbrush she sneaked from off of the kitchen counter.

Bad dog.

my dog eats chocolates, cookies, snotrags, whatever he can get his hands on. it's his way of saying dont leave me by my self

I really do laugh while reading this thread. I guess I got lucky with both of my dogs. I think Harvey shredded a skirt of mine...that I had worn out on a date...and I think some floppy woven hat that fell onto the floor of my closet.

I really do laugh while reading this thread. I guess I got lucky with both of my dogs. I think Harvey shredded a skirt of mine...that I had worn out on a date...and I think some floppy woven hat that fell onto the floor of my closet.

Well, a floppy woven hat taunting him from the closet floor...that's like an open bank vault waiting for a burgler. It wouldn't have been very dogly to pass that up :)

yeah..I think he felt he'd lose his Dog card if he didn't do that. I normally keep my closets closed... for some reason one of the doors must have been slightly ajar....he couldn't pass that up.

yeah..I think he felt he'd lose his Dog card if he didn't do that. I normally keep my closets closed... for some reason one of the doors must have been slightly ajar....he couldn't pass that up.

was dropping off a 'friend' and she invited me for a drink and some icecream(it was mega stuffy here today)

so i having some icecream and she has these lazyboys that are so soft, i sat in 1 and like went down

i hold up place and her dog comes so i bet him and rub under his chin
smartass went for my icecream and started licking the bowl

of course i was speechess and when he was done his face was all white

my friend comes into the room and i say, look, he stole my icecream, and she looks at him and started to laugh her ass off, the dogs face/nose were all white

so we wnt out back, got our shirts off and i proceeded to cool her of and 'clean; him off

My daughter's silk rose pony tail holder.

My daughter's silk rose pony tail holder.

hehe your daughter and the dog get along?:)

Today my cat ate the leaves off of my lucky bamboo plant. I'm not sure if that's going to be lucky for either of us.

hehe your daughter and the dog get along?:)

Oh, they get along great! They are always together.

The dog just has a complete hair toy fetish. Sometimes she steals my hair scrunchies and hides them under her dog bed and licks them. If I'm lucky I catch her before she moves to stage 2 and kills them. :)

Mikey Vick

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Good dog.

ANOTHER hair decoration, sneaked off of a vanity top. She is on a tear.

And also she just raided the bathroom trashcan again even though I was in the next room. She was looking festive and tossing an empty mouthwash bottle in the air when I caught her.

First the toothbrush...now the mouthwash bottle...
Maybe she's just trying to freshen her breath... :)

first it was the lucky bamboo; today it was the peace lilly. ugh

First the toothbrush...now the mouthwash bottle...
Maybe she's just trying to freshen her breath... :)

:lol:

first it was the lucky bamboo; today it was the peace lilly. ugh

A week of rampages!

We've been lucky so far... but then again he's usually within our sight at all times or in his kennel.

This little guy had probably doubled in size in the last 3 weeks. It's amazing. I gotta update some pics.

We've been lucky so far... but then again he's usually within our sight at all times or in his kennel.

This little guy had probably doubled in size in the last 3 weeks. It's amazing. I gotta update some pics.

u better! :)

A Q tip{ can,t wait for this to come out} and shredded the paper towel under the bed. Bad Girl! Maybe she will lay off the q- tips!

A Q tip{ can,t wait for this to come out} and shredded the paper towel under the bed. Bad Girl! Maybe she will lay off the q- tips!

lol:)

Foiled attempt:
Late last night DH heard a bam, bam, bam sound heading down the stairs. Turned out the dog was hauling down a full, plastic trashcan from the upstairs bathroom.

She was so disappointed when he took it away before the shredding could begin.

Foiled attempt:
Late last night DH heard a bam, bam, bam sound heading down the stairs. Turned out the dog was hauling down a full, plastic trashcan from the upstairs bathroom.

She was so disappointed when he took it away before the shredding could begin.

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

mean olu!

ANOTHER toothbrush.

Emery board.

A few ants, a few crickets.. then grass...

20 minutes later... :vomit:

A few ants, a few crickets.. then grass...

20 minutes later... :vomit:

what else i new?:")

rub gus's tummy for me plz!

what else i new?:")

rub gus's tummy for me plz!

done!

A big mouthful of mountain sheep fur while she was backpacking

A video tape and a book.

yet another frisbee...

RIP White Frisbee... You.. were a good one!

yet another frisbee...

RIP White Frisbee... You.. were a good one!

give him a bath!!!

give him a bath!!!

no...
I was gonna but.. the frisbee was quite beyond washing...

And Gus...
Is now mad at you for telling me to give him a bath...
He thought you two were tight....
(I am gonna try to sneak one in after the D. O. G. P. A. R. K.)
Baths are for puppies Gus Hates Baths!

Skippy...you are ALWAYS in this thread! :rofl2:

I wanna see you in other threads too :hug: