"Corrupt A Wish" Game [Archive]

Joe Davola

05-17-2007, 01:30 PM

Surprisingly I didn't see this here. The point of the game is to "corrupt" the wish the person above you posts.

Examples:

Person 1 -- I wish I had a new car.
Person 2 -- Wish granted, but it doesn't have an engine.

Person 1 -- I wish I didn't have an annoying brother.
Person 2 -- Wish granted, but now you have two annoying sisters.

Lots of fun, huh? :huh:

I wish I was a billionaire.

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wikipost

05-17-2007, 01:30 PM

Edited just for cav. :D

Fallacy

05-17-2007, 01:33 PM

Wish granted, but you can't use it on yourself

I wish I didn't have to work.

jl.parrish

05-17-2007, 01:34 PM

wish granted but you have no arms and legs

I wish I wasnt afraid to fly.

scorpioguy

05-17-2007, 01:34 PM

I wish I didn't have to work.

wish granted...but u are going to be in jail.

Made2Act

02-18-2008, 10:34 AM

Wish granted... but your lunch date is Richard Simmons.

I wish that I had a job.

Granted, but it's an unpaid internship..... :(

I wish someone leaving a note for me would use a different color than RED ink on my HOT PINK post-its. (too hard to read)

snowboy70

02-18-2008, 10:48 AM

Granted, but it's an unpaid internship..... :(

I wish someone leaving a note for me would use a different color than RED ink on my HOT PINK post-its. (too hard to read)

Granted, but now they are leaving you notes on yellow post-its (generic!) with their urine!

I wish I lived in Colorado.

Made2Act

02-18-2008, 10:50 AM

Granted, but you live at the bottom of a mountain and your house gets destroyed by an avalanche.

I wish it was time to go home from work

johnnyd55

02-18-2008, 11:27 AM

Granted, but on the way home you went through a time vortex which set the time back at when you had to go to work.

I wish I will not crash the car on my first behind the wheel today.

Made2Act

02-18-2008, 11:55 AM

Granted, but someone crashes into you instead :doh:

I wish I had some chocolate :drool:

snowboy70

02-18-2008, 03:30 PM

Granted, but its filled with laxatives so you completely crap yourself.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

BrgnHntr

02-18-2008, 03:38 PM

Granted, but it's burning up so you sweat all day instead.

I wish my home were all clean.

Made2Act

02-21-2008, 06:17 AM

Granted, but it's only clean because you went bankrupt and had to sell everything inside. Ah! It's nice how the floor sparkles when there's no furniture around.... :teehee:

I wish I didn't have a stuffy nose

gibbersome

02-21-2008, 06:19 AM

LORIBEAR

02-21-2008, 06:20 AM

granted ...but now you have a mystery rash :O
sorry m2a
I wish it was summer already

Made2Act

02-21-2008, 07:22 AM

Granted! But you had to move to Australia, where it's cold in summer and hot in winter...

I wish I could get another BzzAgent campaign

LORIBEAR

02-22-2008, 09:46 AM

:eek: granted~ but it contained real bees and you got stung
I wish I would get some good mail today

staypuft13

02-22-2008, 10:28 AM

I wish I would get some good mail today

Wish granted, but it's a coupon for free cheese and you're lactose intollerant!

I wish Uncle Frank didn't touch me when I was younger...

Matt82191

02-22-2008, 09:24 PM

granted but now he touches you while you're older

i wish i had a million dollars

Made2Act

02-23-2008, 06:37 AM

granted! But you decide to take a trip to Africa and you contract Malaria.... the rest of the money is spent on the medical bills to get you healthy again :(

I wish I could really fly! :superman:

Matt82191

02-23-2008, 07:48 AM

granted, but now you get shot out of the air and die

i wish i could walk through walls

ericcartman

02-24-2008, 02:30 PM

granted, but now you get shot out of the air and die

i wish i could walk through walls

Granted, but you lose the ability half way through the wall and get stuck.

I wish I was getting a paycheck.

MMSherrill

02-24-2008, 02:42 PM

Wish granted. However it is Johnny Paycheck you got and he follows you around everywhere you go - no privacy.
I wish I had good eye sight.

stealth

02-28-2008, 06:52 AM

Granted, but you lose your hearing.

I wish my work were already done.

Joe Davola

03-28-2008, 06:32 AM

Granted but you then find out you did it all wrong.

I wish my unibrow wasn't so irresistible.

Made2Act

03-29-2008, 02:30 PM

ericcartman

03-29-2008, 02:46 PM

Granted. However, it's no longer irresistible because your friend shaved off your entire unibrow while you were sleeping.... now you've got no brow hair :eek:

I wish I didn't have to work on the weekends.

Granted, but there are no more weekends, ever.
I wish that only my wishes are granted and no one else's wishes are granted.

Made2Act

03-29-2008, 02:57 PM

Granted, but there are no more weekends, ever.
I wish that only my wishes are granted and no one else's wishes are granted.

Granted. However, now everyone hates you and you're killed by a horrific mob :eek:

I wish my headache would go away.

Matt82191

03-29-2008, 03:58 PM

granted but now you have a toothache

i wish i was 21 years old

dealhntr

03-30-2008, 09:26 PM

granted but you're only going to make it to 22

I wish I had some rocky road ice cream

Matt82191

03-31-2008, 12:56 PM

granted but it had rat poison in it and you die

i wish i could see through walls:evillaf:

Justawannabe

04-01-2008, 05:05 PM

granted, but you catch your significant other having phone sex with her boss

I wish I had a pool in my backyard

amcdonal86

04-01-2008, 05:13 PM

Wish granted, but it's filled will 100 fat chicks.

I wish I could get a new computer!

Matt82191

04-01-2008, 09:41 PM

granted but now you have no house to live in

i wish my avy would change from rick

Made2Act

04-05-2008, 07:38 AM

granted, but now you're stuck with an avy that looks like this:

http://ekonefe.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/ugly-alan.jpg

I wish tax season would end

TigerStar

04-05-2008, 08:28 AM

granted, but now you're stuck with an avy that looks like this:

http://ekonefe.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/ugly-alan.jpg

I wish tax season would end

Granted, but you owe $1,000,000 to Uncle Sam.

I wish the rain would stop.

Crakoar

04-05-2008, 08:51 AM

Granted, let the droughts begin.

I wish I had more eyeballs.

Neorm

04-05-2008, 08:57 AM

Granted but your eyelids are sewed shut.

I wish I was pikachu.

Made2Act

04-05-2008, 10:28 AM

Granted, but in the process of switching from Squirtle to Pikachu, you're electrocuted and die. :(

I wish I wasn't so hungry :eat:

Matt82191

04-05-2008, 11:08 AM

granted but now you eat something and have a allergic reaction to it and die

i wish sd wasn't so addicting

Made2Act

04-05-2008, 11:19 AM

Granted, but now you're addicted to eBay and spend all your money, winding up alone and in a gutter. :nono1:

I wish it was time to go home

Neorm

04-05-2008, 11:25 AM

Granted but your house burned down.

I wish i had a unicorn.

Crakoar

04-06-2008, 08:27 AM

Granted but your unicorn is extremely aggressive and you have died of multiple stab wounds.

I wish i had a grain of sand.

WickedQuick64

04-06-2008, 08:43 AM

Granted but the sand is infested with sand crabs

I wish I was 10 lbs lighter

Made2Act

04-09-2008, 07:05 PM

granted, but it's because someone chopped off your arm at the elbow

I wish I could sleep at night

blatpack

04-09-2008, 10:00 PM

You've got it, via tsetse fly (sleeping sickness).

I wish I had stronger fingernails.

Made2Act

04-10-2008, 07:01 PM

Granted, but now they're so strong that you can't cut them even if you used diamond clippers. Your nails grow longer and longer every day, eventually causing a great weight at the end of your fingers. Soon, you can no longer lift your hands and you develop severe arthritis in both wrists. :lmao:

I wish I had a prettier color post-it note pad.

jaydid.echo

04-16-2008, 06:39 PM

granted, but you will only have two sheets left.

I wish I will stop menstruating FOREVER.

redjen910

04-16-2008, 07:12 PM

granted, but you will only have two sheets left.

I wish I will stop menstruating FOREVER.

Granted but you get thrown into early menopause.

I wish for Mr Right.

gscharp

04-16-2008, 07:17 PM

Done. But he gets hit by a train on the way to your first date.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a girl, I would call her.

uniquename

04-16-2008, 07:35 PM

Granted. But you are now 8 feet tall, only play ping pong, the rabbit is dead and the girl is in prison.

I wish to be perfect.

ForeverDcember

04-16-2008, 07:53 PM

granted... you are now a perfect loser.

I wish I could eat pineapple without making my mouth hurt.

GeminiiGirl

04-16-2008, 07:56 PM

granted, but the pineapple is old and rotten.

i wish for there to be a cure for cancer.

uniquename

04-16-2008, 08:00 PM

Granted, but now everyone has AIDS.

I wish Mc.Donalds served onion rings (this is a selfless wish, I don't eat there).

jaydid.echo

04-16-2008, 08:23 PM

Granted, but now everyone has AIDS.

I wish Mc.Donalds served onion rings (this is a selfless wish, I don't eat there).

Granted, but Darxer is not allowed eat there. LoL, I was just reading that.

I wish a tree fall on my boat and drown a dolphin.

GeminiiGirl

04-17-2008, 09:02 AM

granted, but you were in that boat and died.

i wish that money did grow on trees.

uniquename

04-17-2008, 09:07 AM

granted, but you were in that boat and died.

i wish that money did grow on trees.

Granted, but no one uses money anymore. Leaves are the new currency, and the supply is dwindling.

I wish I knew what to wish.

GeminiiGirl

04-17-2008, 10:13 AM

granted, but you wished for me to be a millionaire :greedy:

i wish that every single book i want to read, i can get for free (that wasnt stolen).

Grenata

04-17-2008, 10:23 AM

Granted, but you go blind before you get the chance to start reading.

I wish I never needed to eat.

GeminiiGirl

04-17-2008, 10:23 AM

granted, but you died from starvation

i wish for peace on earth and good will towards humans.

uniquename

04-17-2008, 10:28 AM

granted, but you died from starvation

i wish for peace on earth and good will towards humans.

Granted, but aliens captured us all and enslaved us on another planet (that is what they call good will).

I wish I had more time.

jaydid.echo

04-17-2008, 10:51 AM

Granted, but it disrupts the space-time continuum and as a results there is no more space, therefore, nothing is in existence.

I wish that babies really are deliver by stocks and no more of the about-to-pop womb thing....

luckykitti

04-17-2008, 11:51 AM

Granted, but the baby will be rosie o donnell.....

I wish I could run a half marathon without training.....

BrainFreeze

04-17-2008, 12:01 PM

Granted, but the baby will be rosie o donnell.....

I wish I could run a half marathon without training.....

Granted. But since you're still out of shape from not training, you don't make it very far.

I wish that this wish was not able to be corrupted. :nod:

luckykitti

04-17-2008, 12:24 PM

Granted, but you turn into a toad.

I wish I were more motivated to work and less motivated to corrupt wishes.....:evil:

Grenata

04-17-2008, 12:26 PM

Granted, but your boss fires you for poor performance anyway.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

Derek22

04-17-2008, 01:04 PM

Denied, but you will receive a flashlight.

I wish everyone used a reel mower and the engine ones were against the law to own?

GeminiiGirl

04-17-2008, 01:07 PM

you get nothing because you used a question mark.

i wish for the person who's at the door to bring me free stuff :woot:

uniquename

04-17-2008, 01:08 PM

you get nothing because you used a question mark.

i wish for the person who's at the door to bring me free stuff :woot:

Granted, but it's me and I brought free sex. :lmao:

I wish that really happened.

Mentho81

04-17-2008, 01:12 PM

Granted, but it's me and I brought free sex. :lmao:

I wish that really happened.

Granted, but its given as a gift to the 90 yr old grandmother.

I wish there was a sonic restaurant closer then 300 miles.

Grenata

04-17-2008, 01:15 PM

Granted, but it's in the 'hood

I wish it would stop raining

RL007

04-17-2008, 01:15 PM

Granted, but its given as a gift to the 90 yr old grandmother.

I wish there was a sonic restaurant closer then 300 miles.

Granted, but they only serve Tots!

I wish my job paid more.

buyerandseller

04-17-2008, 01:18 PM

Granted, but they only serve Tots!

I wish my job paid more.

Granted, but you have to work an extra 40 hours a week.

I wish I had a PS3

Grenata

04-17-2008, 01:20 PM

Granted, but you have no games

I wish i knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

RL007

04-17-2008, 01:22 PM

Granted, but you have no games

I wish i knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Granted, but now I have to kill you.

I wish I had my new 1080P LCD.

Grenata

04-17-2008, 01:28 PM

Granted, but now I have to kill you.

I wish I had my new 1080P LCD.

Granted, but it starts an electrical fire, destroying your home (and your TV)

I wish it was 5:00

GeminiiGirl

04-17-2008, 01:42 PM

Granted, but it's me and I brought free sex. :lmao:

I wish that really happened.

:rofl2: weird thing is, it was a free thing :woot:

*now back to the regularly scheduled game*

jaydid.echo

04-17-2008, 02:28 PM

Granted, but it starts an electrical fire, destroying your home (and your TV)

I wish it was 5:00

Granted, but it's 5:00pm yesterday and you will have to start today's workday all over again.

I wish my cell wasn't ringing right now.

Neorm

04-17-2008, 05:16 PM

Granted, but now if it is called it will explode.

I wish I could fly.

uniquename

04-17-2008, 05:18 PM

Granted, but now if it is called it will explode.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You cannot come within 100 yards of the Earth.

I wish I had taken the time to sit in the hot tub tonight.

Neorm

04-17-2008, 05:20 PM

Granted but you will be chained in and the water will be boiling.

I wish I had a cat.

jaydid.echo

04-17-2008, 06:03 PM

Granted, but it will be the Rachel's undelightful hairless cat.

I wish I grew leaves instead of hair, but not become a tree.

MMSherrill

04-17-2008, 06:09 PM

Granted, but it will be the Rachel's undelightful hairless cat.

I wish I grew leaves instead of hair, but not become a tree.

Granted but come fall you get to be totally hairless.
I wish for a better job.

jaydid.echo

04-17-2008, 06:31 PM

Granted, but it will according to the perspective of someone who has a worse job than you and he thinks your job is "the better job", so you stuck back at square one.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Neorm

04-17-2008, 06:55 PM

Granted but now you are blind and paralyzed.

I wish I could evolved into Blastoise.

dstam015

04-17-2008, 06:59 PM

You do but Bulbasaur Eliminates you in the first game.
I wish I was lucky.

BrainFreeze

04-17-2008, 07:11 PM

You do but Bulbasaur Eliminates you in the first game.
I wish I was lucky.

Granted, but it's all bad luck.

I wish dstam015's luck changed to good. :hug:

luckykitti

04-17-2008, 07:19 PM

Granted, but now you get bad luck.

I wish my puppy were home

uniquename

04-17-2008, 07:55 PM

Granted, but now you get bad luck.

I wish my puppy were home

Granted, but it came home in a takeout chinese food carton.

I wish my faucet spouted beer instead of water.

jaydid.echo

04-17-2008, 08:22 PM

Granted, but you're tapped dry. (excuse the pun. :D )

I wish I had a castle under the sea and was able to live in it w/o oxygen and all.

Grenata

04-18-2008, 08:24 AM

Granted, but the oceans evaporate.

I wish I knew what people said about me behind my back.

luckykitti

04-18-2008, 10:17 AM

Granted, but you find out no one likes you.

I wish I never had to eat!

Joe Davola

04-18-2008, 10:18 AM

Granted but then you die of starvation.

I wish my socks weren't so loose.

luckykitti

04-18-2008, 10:47 AM

granted, but they are so small they cut off your circulation.

I wish I could be in multiple places at once

dstam015

04-18-2008, 11:12 AM

Granted but you run yourself over with your own car then the other you commits suicide.

I wish everthything would be okay.

jaydid.echo

04-18-2008, 05:05 PM

Everything in the world will be called OKAY and all nouns will be indistinguishable in conversation and writing. (Similar to the Marklar civilization in the South Park episode "Starvin' Marvin in Space (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starvin%27_Marvin_in_Space)".)

I wish turkeys had scales instead of feathers, so that our thanksgiving meal will taste like poultry and fish. *mMmm, sashimi turkey* jk....:)

Edit: To Luckykitti, turkeys are poultry. I wished that roasted turkey at thxgiving would taste like poultry and fish. Come on, get with the crazy thinking program. :)

luckykitti

04-18-2008, 05:19 PM

granted, but you are then allergic to scaley animals that taste like poultry and fish. except poultry doesnt have scales so wtf

I wish you would have thought about your wish a little better. :nod:

Grenata

04-20-2008, 06:30 AM

Granted, but you are unable to wish for anything but butterflies and rainy days.

I wish I was invisible.

jaydid.echo

04-21-2008, 12:24 AM

Granted, but so is everyone else in the world. You won't be able to view anyone in secret since you can't see them either.

I wish my bf didn't go to Paris and broke my heart.:weeping:

Joe Davola

04-21-2008, 10:41 AM

Granted. He went to Japan and broke your heart twice.

I wish I had an endless and free supply of real money.

GeminiiGirl

04-21-2008, 03:10 PM

granted, but it's counterfeit.

i wish Joe posted in the lounge more often :(

Joe Davola

04-22-2008, 06:30 AM

Granted, but everyone still ignores me. :crying:

I wish I lived near Sunny California. :)

jaydid.echo

04-22-2008, 11:40 AM

Granted, but global warming ruins the sunny CA weather and it's mostly rain and clouds now. Oh, and GG moves away.

I wish to leave such a gloomy weather CA.

GeminiiGirl

04-22-2008, 02:27 PM

Granted, but everyone still ignores me. :crying:

I wish I lived near Sunny California. :)

:kiss:

Granted, but global warming ruins the sunny CA weather and it's mostly rain and clouds now. Oh, and GG moves away.

I wish to leave such a gloomy weather CA.

:lmao:

granted, BUT now it's 150 degrees and you've died from sweating so much.

i wish Joe lived in SB, CA near me :whee:

Joe Davola

04-22-2008, 02:45 PM

Granted, but as it turns out you still don't want to meet me. :sadwalk:

I wish the next person's wish gets corrupted. :doh:

SleepyPenguin

04-22-2008, 03:16 PM

Granted, but its not by you.
I wish I had a Canon XTI.

GeminiiGirl

04-22-2008, 04:25 PM

granted, but you drop it and break it.

i wish Joe knew i really do want to meet him :blush:

Joe Davola

04-22-2008, 07:06 PM

granted, but you drop it and break it.

i wish Joe knew i really do want to meet him :blush:

:eek: :) Granted, but I can't corrupt this wish. :cool:

I wish my trip to Fresno was sooner. :)

GeminiiGirl

04-22-2008, 07:08 PM

:teehee: :blush:

granted, but you have to stop off in SB first, meet GG, then get robbed by a bum.

(i had to corrupt it somehow :sadwalk: )

i wish for chocolate chip cookies.

Derek22

04-22-2008, 07:26 PM

granted , but generic store brand

I wish Clinton would drop out.

GeminiiGirl

04-22-2008, 07:31 PM

granted, but it's because someone killed her.

i wish for pizza to be delivered

ericcartman

04-22-2008, 08:16 PM

granted, but it's because someone killed her.

Wait, how is that a corrupted wish? :tomato:

i wish for pizza to be delivered
Granted, but it's delivered by a psycho killer who chops you up for pizza ingredients.

I wish there was a good looking, naked female in my bedroom right now.

amcdonal86

04-22-2008, 08:39 PM

Granted--She's good looking, but she is a female discus fish.

I wish I could eat everything without gaining any weight!

jaydid.echo

04-23-2008, 11:01 AM

Granted, but the world population will decide to only produce celery and all other foods are banned. :celery: :celerylift:

I wish I can see in 4D.

luckykitti

04-23-2008, 11:41 AM

Granted, but you can no longer see/enjoy the things/people you love in life....

I wish my mouth would heal faster :(

jaydid.echo

04-23-2008, 12:35 PM

Granted, but the sore will spawn somewhere else...:sly:

I wish there was a giant lifesize spider behind TNP.

luckykitti

04-23-2008, 06:19 PM

I wish I knew what TNP stood for......

I wish we all got everything we wanted so we didn't have to make any more wishes!! ;)

GeminiiGirl

04-23-2008, 06:40 PM

wish granted, but now SD is gone and we have nowhere to go.

:ermm: i wish TAP knew what TNP meant. i also wish TAP knew how to play this game.

jaydid.echo

04-23-2008, 06:41 PM

TNP stands for The Next Poster

I wish we all got everything we wanted so we didn't have to make any more wishes!! ;)

Granted, we all get our wishes, esp. for those who wish to continue making wishes may do so as they please.

I wish goldfish were copper in color.

GeminiiGirl

04-23-2008, 06:45 PM

i wish someone didnt skip my wish :mad:

luckykitti

04-23-2008, 06:46 PM

Granted, but then they would be copperfish.

I wish it rained skittles

granted but I couldn't grant wish #116 without knowing what TNP stood for ;)

I wish gg would forgive and forget already!

jaydid.echo

04-23-2008, 06:48 PM

Woops, sorry GG. I didn't refresh in time.

GeminiiGirl

04-24-2008, 04:03 PM

:ermm: s'ok.

i wish it wasn't 4:03 pm here.

uniquename

04-24-2008, 04:06 PM

:ermm: s'ok.

i wish it wasn't 4:03 pm here.

It's not, but is is 8:00 am.
I wish I knew where to deliver a package I owe :lol:

GeminiiGirl

04-26-2008, 08:51 PM

granted but now your package is old and wrinkley :rofl2:

i wish i had a/c in my room

uniquename

04-26-2008, 09:54 PM

granted but now your package is old and wrinkley :rofl2:

i wish i had a/c in my room

Granted, but you life in Antarctica and have no one to make you sweat.

I wish I had more vodka.

GeminiiGirl

04-26-2008, 09:55 PM

granted but you have to drink it by body shots off a fat ladys belly.

i wish i had company over right now.

uniquename

04-26-2008, 10:02 PM

granted but you have to drink it by body shots off a fat ladys belly.

i wish i had company over right now.

Granted, but the company is me and I am playing hard to get.

I wish my dog wasn't snoring.

GeminiiGirl

04-26-2008, 10:03 PM

granted, but now your dog is farting.

i wish i had someone to make out with

uniquename

04-26-2008, 10:04 PM

granted, but now your dog is farting.

i wish i had someone to make out with

(he does that more than enough)

Granted, but it is me and....screw it, I am NOT corrupting that one! :lol:

I wish I was in sunny California.

GeminiiGirl

04-26-2008, 10:10 PM

:rofl2:

granted, but it's too sunny and hot, so you're sweaty gross and stinky all day.

i wish i had some popcorn :popcorn:

gscharp

04-26-2008, 10:11 PM

Granted, but it's moldy. Ewwww.

I wish I could read people's minds. Mwuahahahaha!

GeminiiGirl

04-26-2008, 10:15 PM

granted, but they are all thinking in a language you cannot speak.

i wish i had a new car.

uniquename

04-26-2008, 10:18 PM

granted, but they are all thinking in a language you cannot speak.

i wish i had a new car.

Granted, but is is in my driveway and you need to pick it up.

I wish Sam's club didn't ration rice.

gscharp

04-26-2008, 10:21 PM

Granted, but is is in my driveway and you need to pick it up.

I wish Sam's club didn't ration rice.
Granted, but the rice supply dries up, over 1 billion asian people die of starvation and there's nobody to come up with new, cool shit anymore.

I wish there was something worth watching on TV right now.

jaydid.echo

04-28-2008, 02:34 PM

Granted, but you lose reception.

I wish I had a clone that replaced me at work, who finished the work fast and correctly, and she does not do anything else that will damage my reputation nor ruin my relationships.

Made2Act

04-29-2008, 07:13 AM

Granted, but she gets hit by a bus on the way back from work on her first day and you are declared dead.... try working through that paperwork :faint:

I wish I had more post-its :lmao:

GeminiiGirl

04-29-2008, 09:18 AM

granted, but they have already been written on.

i wish i had courage.

Made2Act

04-29-2008, 09:30 AM

granted, but they have already been written on.

i wish i had courage.

Granted! But you realize that you've had it all along and wasted your one free wish :teehee:

I wish I could have a steak for dinner tonight :licklips:

Taxman1976

04-29-2008, 09:50 AM

granted but the wood is too hard to chew (wonder if small spelling changes are acceptable)

i wish it was vacation time already

GeminiiGirl

04-29-2008, 09:55 AM

granted but you vacation time is spent doing commmunity service all day every day.

i wish i had a perfect tan all year round.

jaydid.echo

04-29-2008, 01:01 PM

Granted, but powdered white faces of the Elizabethan Era have a comeback and tan became "yesterday's fashion".

I wish all clothes were always clean and I never had to do laundry EVER.

Grenata

04-29-2008, 01:38 PM

Granted, but you're not allowed to get rid of those clothes...you must wear them for the rest of your life.

I wish I was dead.

jaydid.echo

04-30-2008, 06:59 PM

Granted, but it turns out that Hinduism is the true religion and true way of the universe, and you are reincarnated into a life similar to your current life.

I wish people never die, and we reproduced slowly so that we don't overpopulate.

GeminiiGirl

04-30-2008, 08:12 PM

granted, but everyone is always sick.

i wish people werent so quick to jump to conclusions about others.

uniquename

04-30-2008, 08:15 PM

granted, but everyone is always sick.

i wish people werent so quick to jump to conclusions about others.

Granted, but suddenly they started driving to conclusions. This caused a gas shortage, as everyone wanted to be at conclusions all the time.

I wish smoking was good for you.

Derek22

04-30-2008, 08:22 PM

Denied , but roasting marshmallows is safe.

I wish Reese Pieces were fat free.

GeminiiGirl

04-30-2008, 08:23 PM

granted, but now they all have worms in them.

i wish people never had to go through anything bad.

MMSherrill

04-30-2008, 08:24 PM

granted, but now people are jumping off roofs because nothing bad will happen to them.

I wish we had more money

GeminiiGirl

04-30-2008, 08:28 PM

granted, but it's because you robbed a bank and was thrown in jail.

i wish pigs could actually fly.

blatpack

04-30-2008, 08:32 PM

Yep, but it constantly rains shite.

I wish that I stop getting holes in my socks.

Joe Davola

05-01-2008, 11:27 AM

Granted, but now you have bigger holes in your shoes.

I wish the dream I had the other night came true.

jaydid.echo

05-01-2008, 02:13 PM

Granted, but the girl becomes a grossly crippled hag. :evil:

I wish for trees everywhere and clean air.

ericcartman

05-01-2008, 05:46 PM

Granted, but the girl becomes a grossly crippled hag. :evil:

I wish for trees everywhere and clean air.

Granted, but there is a huge fire that burns all the trees and the smoke pollutes the air.

I wish there were no more political ads on TV.

MMSherrill

05-01-2008, 06:01 PM

Granted, but not the politicians come knocking door to door.
I wish for a better paying job.

jaydid.echo

05-01-2008, 06:15 PM

Granted, but it's a job analyzing the difference of germs on girls' pants when the pants dropped to their ankles vs. pants held up on their knee while they're on the toilet.

I wish to be a PW.

DigitalOverlord

05-01-2008, 10:04 PM

Granted, but it's a job analyzing the difference of germs on girls' pants when the pants dropped to their ankles vs. pants held up on their knee while they're on the toilet.

I wish to be a PW.

Congrats your a purple whale!

I wish for a new phone.

GeminiiGirl

05-02-2008, 09:12 AM

I wish the dream I had the other night came true.

:blush:

I wish for a new phone.

granted, but it cost you $1,000,000. and now you're in debt.

i wish for a nice, warm, sunny weekend.

jaydid.echo

05-02-2008, 11:33 AM

Too bad that you catch a cold and get an ear infection over this upcoming sunny weekend.

I wish July was already here and I can go on my backpacking trip to CHINA!! :whee:

WickedQuick64

05-02-2008, 11:43 AM

Granted but your backpack is filled with rocks :evillaf:

I wish my bird would be quiet

jaydid.echo

05-02-2008, 12:03 PM

Granted but your backpack is filled with rocks :evillaf:
:lmao: good one. My backpack probably will weigh like it's filled with rocks.

I wish my bird would be quiet
It quiets after getting stung by a bee.

I wish Brain took over the world and Pinky settled down with a nice girl.

ericcartman

05-02-2008, 08:48 PM

:lmao: good one. My backpack probably will weigh like it's filled with rocks.

It quiets after getting stung by a bee.

I wish Brain took over the world and Pinky settled down with a nice girl.

Granted, but Pinky screws up, as usual, and destroys the planet. Narf!!

I wish that I was the smartest, richest person in the world.

DigitalOverlord

05-03-2008, 10:21 AM

Granted, but Pinky screws up, as usual, and destroys the planet. Narf!!

I wish that I was the smartest, richest person in the world.

Granted, but its in bizarro world with nice Cartman.

I wish to win the trifecta on the Kentucky Derby today!

redjen910

05-03-2008, 10:26 AM

Granted but you lose you bet slip

I wish I had something to do today besides clean my house.

jaydid.echo

05-03-2008, 10:34 AM

Granted, you must go and clean 3 of your friends' houses.

I wish I get help cleaning my house.

redjen910

05-03-2008, 10:37 AM

Granted, you must go and clean 3 of your friends' houses.

I wish I get help cleaning my house.

Granted but its from your fussy mother/

I wish money to go shopping.

blatpack

05-03-2008, 06:08 PM

Granted, but you can only buy rectal itch cream.

I wish "Gilmore Girls" never went off the air.

Joe Davola

05-03-2008, 06:10 PM

Granted, but your TV explodes and you can't watch it.

I wish this was a 3 day weekend.

GeminiiGirl

05-03-2008, 06:40 PM

granted but you die the day it's over.

i wish i had plans tonight.

uniquename

05-03-2008, 06:43 PM

granted but you die the day it's over.

i wish i had plans tonight.

Granted, but I'll be a little late, the drive is a bit long.

I wish I had an airplane.

dstam015

05-03-2008, 06:45 PM

Granted but gas is so expensive all it does is sit on the runway and rust

I wish I could get to Fla. to see someone special

GeminiiGirl

05-03-2008, 09:10 PM

wish NOT granted. :nono2: i dont live in FLORIDA!

i wish i win a contest

jaydid.echo

05-03-2008, 11:34 PM

I wish "Gilmore Girls" never went off the air.
Sad to say, but as a Gilmore Girls fan myself, I was glad when it ended. The show was going downhill at the end and it was better ending it while people can say it was still good.

i wish i win a contest
Granted, the contest committee tries to contact you, but can't reach you because you were too involved in SD and gives the prize to the runner up.

I wish I could ride a bike.

blatpack

05-04-2008, 08:40 AM

Granted, but it's a bikecab/rickshaw for The Pope, and only he has the bulletproofing.

I wish my dog had never lost an eye.

GeminiiGirl

05-04-2008, 09:48 AM

granted, but now poor doggie list a leg :(

i wish i wasnt so bored

Joe Davola

05-05-2008, 12:55 PM

Granted, but now you have no time to rest or do anything fun.

I wish my arm/shoulder felt 100% better.

GeminiiGirl

05-05-2008, 09:20 PM

granted but now it fell off.

i wish he'd text me back.

Joe Davola

05-06-2008, 06:12 AM

Granted, but he texts back saying "leave me alone". :comfort:

I wish my arm didn't fall off.

jaydid.echo

05-06-2008, 10:50 AM

Granted, but instead it's permanently paralyzed.

I wish TAP would stop complaining about his arm and trying to uncorrupt his wishes.

GeminiiGirl

05-07-2008, 10:04 PM

wish granted, but now he's complaining about his leg hurting and not corrupting any wishes!

i wish i had something fun to do right now.

Catsanova

05-08-2008, 01:02 AM

wish granted, but now he's complaining about his leg hurting and not corrupting any wishes!

i wish i had something fun to do right now.

wish granted but the alien impregnated you.
i wish i had a time machine.

Made2Act

05-08-2008, 08:38 AM

wish granted but the alien impregnated you.
i wish i had a time machine.

Wish granted, but when you go back in time, you meet a girl, fall in love, and find out that you're your own grandpa.

I wish I was having Chili's for lunch today.

Joe Davola

05-08-2008, 08:43 AM

Granted, but the food is old and moldy and tastes like dog butt.

I wish I could think of something good to eat for lunch. :scratch:

GeminiiGirl

05-08-2008, 09:08 AM

granted but that something good lives in CA :whistlin:

i wish i could snap my fingers and my hair would be clean and perfect.

Joe Davola

05-08-2008, 09:53 AM

Granted, but your clean and perfect hair falls out.

I wish I was on a plane to CA right now. :whistlin:

jaydid.echo

05-08-2008, 10:57 AM

Granted, but because of all the thunderstorms, you end up being grounded in Kansas for the next 2 days.

I wish life was less complicated.

blatpack

05-08-2008, 11:58 AM

Granted... you now live in a 6x6x6 windowless cell.

I wish that groundhog would leave my backyard.

Made2Act

05-08-2008, 12:01 PM

granted, but now he's moved into your living room and drinking all your :beer: :eek:

I wish I could go to Hawaii for a vacation

jaydid.echo

05-08-2008, 12:26 PM

Granted, but global warming submerged the islands and the plane takes you to Cuba.

I wish we had 2 suns.

Made2Act

05-08-2008, 12:36 PM

:lol: Granted, but the 2 suns come out at opposite times of the day, making it always bright outside. The insomniacs enslave the rest of humanity because they're already used to life without sleep. :crazy:

I wish sharks didn't bite people

jaydid.echo

05-08-2008, 12:43 PM

Granted, but they will swallow us whole instead.

I wish I owned a unicorn and it never uses its horn to kill me.

Pip123

05-08-2008, 12:46 PM

Granted, but they will swallow us whole instead.

I wish I owned a unicorn and it never uses its horn to kill me.

Granted but the unicorn has no legs and is missing an eye.

I wish that all my grades would finalize as As.

Made2Act

05-08-2008, 12:47 PM

granted, but it uses it horn to stun you (it's got paralysis powder on the tip) and then eats you bite by bite! :faint:

for the grades-
granted, but you die of a heart attack from the shock

I wish I was financially independent

Pip123

05-08-2008, 12:50 PM

Made2Act

05-08-2008, 01:33 PM

granted, but a shark swallows you whole (see my previous wish) :lol:

I wish it was time to go home

jaydid.echo

05-08-2008, 03:32 PM

:rofl2: Sharks. :lol: I swear I almost spit out my water.

Granted, but you get home to find it's set on fire.

I wish I meet and make out with Jake Gyllenhaal tomorrow. Hubba Hubba. :swoon:

Joe Davola

05-08-2008, 04:11 PM

Granted, but you soon discover that he was previously a woman and his operation was a total success.

I wish my corruption wasn't so long because I'm responding from my PDA.

Pip123

05-08-2008, 05:14 PM

Granted, but your PDA blows up soon afterwards.

I wish it was Saturday already.

GeminiiGirl

05-08-2008, 05:20 PM

granted, but it's last saturday and you have to live this week over again.

i wish that HE notices me.

Pip123

05-08-2008, 05:22 PM

granted, but it's last saturday and you have to live this week over again.

i wish that HE notices me.

granted, but when he does, you have a pimple the size of texas on your face.

I wish I could get a summer job.

jaydid.echo

05-08-2008, 06:07 PM

Granted, you will be the person standing by freeway exits selling oranges and strawberries in the sweltering summer sun.

I wish I could find shoes easily for my size 5 women's feet.

Pip123

05-08-2008, 06:09 PM

Granted, you will be the guy standing by freeway exits selling oranges and strawberries.

I wish I could find shoes easily for my size 5 women's feet.

Granted, but both of the shoes will be left footed...

I wish I could fly..

MMSherrill

05-08-2008, 06:22 PM

Granted, you can fly, but those sudden stops are killer.
I wish to be skinny.

Pip123

05-08-2008, 06:26 PM

Granted, but your anorexic and will die soon.

I wish I could join the Air Force now instead of a year and a half down the road.

jaydid.echo

05-08-2008, 06:31 PM

Granted, all the meat and bones are zapped from your body. You only have skin left. Have fun :)

I wish I could join the Air Force now instead of a year and a half down the road.
Granted, but the war is over and they say they don't need you anymore.

I wish I can ride a motorcycle.

Pip123

05-08-2008, 06:33 PM

Granted, all the meat and bones are zapped from your body. You only have skin left. Have fun :)

I wish I can ride a motorcycle.

Granted, you get in a wreck and have burns covering 90% of your body.

I wish college only lasted two years.

jaydid.echo

05-08-2008, 06:37 PM

Granted, that's call an Associate's Degree, dear.

I wish my house was cleaner.

GeminiiGirl

05-08-2008, 07:12 PM

wish granted. it was cleaned by all big fat ugly men who live with you and fart all day long!!!

:ohmy:

i wish for time to stand still.

Pip123

05-08-2008, 07:14 PM

granted, but when it starts again you will be 99 years old and on your deathbed.

I wish nobody died.

GeminiiGirl

05-08-2008, 07:17 PM

granted, then i wont die at 99 and your wish corruption backfired :whee:

i wish for my dream last night to come true.

Pip123

05-08-2008, 07:19 PM

granted, but..the guy gets hit by a truck and lives in a body cast for the rest of his life

i wish i knew everything.

DigitalOverlord

05-09-2008, 09:17 AM

Granted, but now your head explodes from the overload.

I wish for a Harley!

Pip123

05-09-2008, 09:19 AM

Granted but it has no wheels or engine...its just a frame

I wish I knew a wish that someone could not corrupt

herefoxy

05-12-2008, 05:02 PM

Wish granted but that is the only thing you know

I wish I could race go karts.

DigitalOverlord

05-12-2008, 05:06 PM

Granted, but they are pedal carts.

I wish to abolish the IRS.

GeminiiGirl

05-12-2008, 07:35 PM

wish not granted.... :evillaf:

i wish i could speed read :reading:

jaydid.echo

05-13-2008, 12:12 AM

Granted, though for some strange reason, you will only be able to speed read in Farsi, and not English.

I wish I had more time to shop.

DigitalOverlord

05-13-2008, 12:20 AM

Granted, but only at Wal-M@rt!

I wish for a 100 inch plasma!

Made2Act

05-13-2008, 06:28 AM

granted! But while you're setting it up in your house, you trip, dropping the tv and breaking the screen :eek:

I wish I had a date for Friday

Glitzyglam

05-13-2008, 07:07 AM

Granted! It's a blind date, and he's eveything you NEVER wanted.

I wish today was Friday

luckykitti

05-13-2008, 07:12 AM

Granted but you get really sick and end up in bed all weekend and get well just in time for monday morning.........

I wish it were warm enough to lay on the beach.........

Joe Davola

05-13-2008, 10:09 AM

Granted but you are over 500 miles from the nearest beach.

I wish I had a better lunch today.

GeminiiGirl

05-13-2008, 08:46 PM

granted, but it cost you $1000.

i wish TAP was giving me a massage :evillaf:

jaydid.echo

05-13-2008, 09:17 PM

Granted, but Starbucks guy catches you.

I wish someone from SD bought me this dress (http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?isProduct=true&wishlist=true&color=72&navAction=jump&id=14304323).

GeminiiGirl

05-13-2008, 09:22 PM

granted, but it was Qaid, and now you have to do it with him :hide:

i wish to meet my match

redjen910

05-13-2008, 09:25 PM

Granted- but he's already married to someone else.

I wish it was next Wednesday.

GeminiiGirl

05-13-2008, 09:28 PM

granted, but you've been hit by a bus and are dead.

i wish i owned my own house.

redjen910

05-13-2008, 09:42 PM

granted, but you've been hit by a bus and are dead.

i wish i owned my own house.

Granted- but since I'm dead I haunt your new house.

I wish I had some chocolate cake.

jaydid.echo

05-13-2008, 09:43 PM

granted, but it was Qaid, and now you have to do it with him :hide:
:vomit: :nono: That boy is too young for me and the bag over the head thing is NOT hot.

i wish i owned my own house.
Yes, you will own the Victorian home while you play LIFE sometime this week.

Edit:I wish I had some chocolate cake.
Granted, but you find out you're allergic to Choco.

I wish I owned a penguin as my pet and it dies at a natural age.

GeminiiGirl

05-13-2008, 09:46 PM

:vomit: :nono: That boy is too young for me and the bag over the head thing is NOT hot.

:rofl2:

where's your wish :dontknow:

Joe Davola

05-14-2008, 05:43 AM

I wish I owned a penguin as my pet and it dies at a natural age.

Granted, but you die the same day that you get him.

I wish I was the "Starbucks Guy". :sadwalk:

Made2Act

05-14-2008, 07:46 AM

Granted, but now GG is not attracted to the "Starbucks Guy" so you still don't get her. :lol:

I wish I had my own "Starbucks Guy" .... except that he didn't work at Starbucks because I hate coffee :lmao:

Joe Davola

05-14-2008, 07:52 AM

Granted, but GG turns out to be the Starbucks Guy and you're forced to drink coffee 24/7. :lol: FYI I don't drink coffee either.

I wish I could get this one project finished and out the door already.

Joe Davola

05-20-2008, 09:25 AM

:look:

luckykitti

05-20-2008, 10:45 AM

Granted but it took you :counts: 6 days? :dontknow:

I wish I were partying in vegas right now.

DigitalOverlord

05-20-2008, 01:12 PM

Granted but it took you :counts: 6 days? :dontknow:

I wish I were partying in vegas right now.

Granted, but it's at the "Locals" casino from Vegas Vacation.

I wish my office would stop calling me on the road!

Joe Davola

05-20-2008, 01:32 PM

Granted, but they send you an e-mail telling you that you're fired.

I wish I wasn't so darn witty and handsome. :rolleyes:

redjen910

05-20-2008, 04:32 PM

Granted but waxing that unibrow off really hurts.

I wish it was 6 hours in the future.

Joe Davola

05-20-2008, 07:07 PM

Granted, but now you wish it was 6 hours ago.

I wish I was able to get 11 hours of sleep tonight.

Neorm

05-20-2008, 07:08 PM

Granted, but you will now sleep for eternity, as you are dead.

I wish I could find something good to watch on TV.

GeminiiGirl

05-20-2008, 08:45 PM

granted but then the electricity goes out.

i wish i wasnt a shopping addict.

gscharp

05-20-2008, 09:12 PM

Granted, but now your penniless and living on the street in a box. And not a big sturdy box either. A mini-refrigerator box.

I wish some people would just STFU some times.

gscharp

05-20-2008, 09:15 PM

Granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish I knew more about Linux.

(Is it against the rules to corrupt your own wish? :))

MichCamper

05-21-2008, 01:05 PM

Granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish I knew more about Linux.

(Is it against the rules to corrupt your own wish? :))

Granted, but Linux is the only language you can now communicate in.

I wish I had more vacation time from work.

WickedQuick64

05-21-2008, 01:06 PM

Granted , but now you have to spend it all with me :) :)

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn

Joe Davola

05-21-2008, 01:08 PM

Granted, but that's because your house has been foreclosed.

I wish I had something fun to do after work.

*Jambri*

05-21-2008, 01:11 PM

Granted but you die at work from a heart attack.

I wish I wasn't addicted to coffee.

Joe Davola

05-21-2008, 01:14 PM

:eek:

Granted, but you're now addicted to crack. Butt crack. :doh:

I wish I didn't just have a heart attack.

*Jambri*

05-21-2008, 01:16 PM

:lol: Only you would come up with that.

Granted but now you can't pee.

I wish I was at home instead of work.

Joe Davola

05-21-2008, 01:20 PM

:cool:

Granted, but all the patients follow you there.

I wish I could pee because peeing is fun. :insane:

:wave: