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Thoughtful Lance. Mirthful Lance. Two sides of a delightful coin.

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Drake won Bitchin'est Senior Mullet by a landslide.

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That dude wore a tie for nothing.

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The Purvis family made several stops along the Oregon Trail to document their six-month journey. This photo was taken just two weeks before the dysentery took Momma to Jesus.

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I wanted a shot like this for my wedding. The Mrs. said no.

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It's called a leisure suit, ladies and germs, and if you didn't have one in the early 70s, you were a big fat loser. Mine was teal. I wore it with a silk floral shirt and a long necklace with a football player pendant that we all got at that year's team banquet. I was THE MAN.

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Once they had two or three, how did they ever find enough time alone to make more?

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Olan Mills backdrop #4: Bucolic Meadow with Split Rail Fence. Is that an animal carcass behind her?

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A pose like this will get you kicked right out of the Convention.

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Oh, this is super. What better way to capture the charm and innocence of a child than to plunk him down amid the coarse trappings of a life lived in pursuit of wealth -- oversized bills, an adding machine and the Wall Street Journal -- and make him sit inside a briefcase? (They probably just fold up the little demon right in there to carry him home.) The finishing touch is the globe, which completes the portrait of the young Antichrist in Chess King vest and Red Goose loafers, plotting his takeover of the world (insert maniacal laugh). That is, as soon as someone changes his poopy diaper.

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Bobbi isn't the first waitress to fall for her manager, but she and Dale both got fired from Shoney's.

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Rejected Toby Keith album cover.

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Just a typical afternoon down on the plantation. In a business suit. Y'know, for a budget meeting with the slaves.

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Dawn and her recently exhumed sister, Gorgotha, pose with Scraps.

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This photo isn't discolored. The 70s really were that Orange .

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And don't miss the First Presbyterian Players as they perform 'Godspell' next Wednesday night in the Fellowship Hall. Childcare will be provided. Please bring a covered dish.

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Olan Mills Backdrop #11: The Library, one of their most popular themes, as seen in this photo of the young Unabomber and his wife.

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Olan Mills Backdrop #11: The Library, one of their most popular themes, as seen in this photo of the young Unabomber and his wife.

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Olan Mills is all about versatility. The simple addition of a column turns this generic plantation into Tara ,where, apparently, someone opened a Hair Cuttery. (This Dorothy Hamill cut was very popular in 70s after Doro won Olympic gold. Both my sisters had the cut at different times. I did not -- although I did have a huge crush on Dorothy).

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Patrick broke ranks and chose drag over the bow tie

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You'd think Pearle Vision would throw in another two pairs for free.

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Grapefruit smuggling isn't a crime, but posing it in profile should be.

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Kenneth and his prom date

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I got a 20 that says he drives a Camaro.

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Hiroshima, 1945. The last known photo of Kelli and Senor Loco .

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Someone spent money on this?

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It's so cute when couples have matching hairdos

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Talk about a third wheel...

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Nothing says 1973 quite like denim and helmet hair

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I'd hide my face, too, little girl

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B-52's, the early years.

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She's looking for the speaker that's piping in 'Muskrat Love' so she can blast it with her laser eyes.

who the hell is olan mills?

fix your friggin post! i need to :lol: more

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Must stop laughing. :omg: :omg: What the fukc would someone/anyone be thinking with this one.

fix your friggin post! i need to :lol: more

I tried to post this, but it was in between posts and wouldn't work. Thanks for beating me to it!!

who the hell is olan mills?

There were, maybe still are, a photography studio in the late 70's? early 80's. Also know as one of my first employers......learned how to cold call and get rejected daily.

fix your friggin post! i need to :lol: more

What post? They are all working for me?

AWESOME. Repped. I got this in an email the other day but could not see the pics. The guy with the camaro is great.

I am sitting here laughing my @$$ off because ALOT of those look like old family pics that I have. I totally have the one with the plantation and column, the orange ones too. Somewhere there's one of my sister doing the 2 faces of evil like the first one. And yes they were taken at OM. ha ha ha ha :lmao:

Also did anyone notice the Couples with matching hair and the kids in Denim are the same kids?:lol:

Spectacular. I particularly like the cat: "Someone paid for this?"

I love them all. Did you caption them?

I love them all. Did you caption them?

Nope, just a chain email going around.

No, I was wrong. After looking at larger versions, it's a tie between Thoughtful Lance/Mirthful Lance and "That Dude Wore a Tie for Nothing".
That one will bring spontaneous fits of giggles all day.

:lol:

I do not understand how the mullet EVER become popular.

:lol:

I do not understand how the mullet EVER become popular.

what is even MORE perplexing is that it STILL enjoys quite a following.

I am sitting here laughing my @$$ off because ALOT of those look like old family pics that I have. I totally have the one with the plantation and column, the orange ones too. Somewhere there's one of my sister doing the 2 faces of evil like the first one. And yes they were taken at OM. ha ha ha ha :lmao:

Also did anyone notice the Couples with matching hair and the kids in Denim are the same kids?:lol:

My family has a few of those poses too. :shake: I am sure that there are a few of the library poses and the 2 face poses. and a couple of the orange pics. I actually have one of the poses in the glass with the rose from my senior pics (it wasnt from olan mills), lol :)


Olan Mills does have great pics though. all of my baby pics up to about age 3 or 4 are from Olan Mills, they used to do home visits to take pictures at your house.

:lol:

Those are great... I'm especially confused by the pic with the animal carcass in the background

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: OMG, I just woke someone up from laughing so hard! :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

That was freakin' hilarious! Repped!



ETA: There's a similar thread or website to this, only it's bad Wal*Mart photography. (Is there any other kind... :scratchh: ) I can't find it for the life of me, though... :( If anyone can find it, it's worth 4 rep points and my undying gratitude. :)

ETA2: I found the original (http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2007/09/great-olan-mills-photos.html)Olan Mills one and it has a few more pics on it.

...yeah, I will never go to olan mills....

:crylol: :crylol:

Olan Mills did our Church photo book this year. The pictures turned out! We actually bought some to give as Christmas gifts! (I'm not sure what the people did with the pictures, though.). . . Olan Mills has been around a long time...

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Omg, hilarious! My mother & father in law have a picture in that same exact glass, lol.

By the time I got to 'Patrick broke ranks....' I was laughing so hard, it kicked off my asthma. true story :nod:

Omg, hilarious! My mother & father in law have a picture in that same exact glass, lol.

My parents do too :hide:

OMG, How did I miss this one?

I :heart: this thread. :nod:

My parents have a picture taken in front of the bookcase :lol: I guess it was pretty popular at Olan Mills in the 80's

:rofl2: OMG I never saw this thread before. That's too farking funny!!! I loved those... third wheel :lol:

This is a GREAT thread

These are hilarious!!! I really like the one with,

"Bobbi isn't the first waitress to fall for her manager, but she and Dale both got fired from Shoney's"

I'd rep for the great laugh you provided but can't. :lol:

http://bp3.blogger.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/RuX91h0G3II/AAAAAAAADBo/1zdQfpIYSS4/s400/olanmills75.jpgThose glasses came free with a purchase of Brut cologne

http://bp0.blogger.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/RukuND6VYoI/AAAAAAAADGQ/soY8GyIEKZ0/s400/cary1980.jpgButt-cut, wings and earmuffs. Classic 70s hair. And that shirt reeks of Chess King.

These are hilarious!!! I really like the one with,

"Bobbi isn't the first waitress to fall for her manager, but she and Dale both got fired from Shoney's"

I'd rep for the great laugh you provided but can't. :lol:

Sure ya can... search is your friend (http://forums.slickdeals.net/search.php?searchid=29716472) :whistlin:

:lol: :lol: funny captions. i missed this thread too.

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The Purvis family made several stops along the Oregon Trail to document their six-month journey. This photo was taken just two weeks before the dysentery took Momma to Jesus.

i just spilled my drink on the keyboard

omg best line in here

!

I :heart: this thread :)

Sadly, I've been to Olan Mills for photos when I was a kid.

and the Shoney's breakfast bar is killer.

I just saw this thread. :rofl2:

this is simply just a list of all of Rayzac's ex's

this is simply just a list of all of Rayzac's ex's
Which picture are you in the OP?

whoa! a three year bump that was actually worth it?
:turtle:

:whee:

Ok ray, you know I got nothing but non-homo love for ya man, but when I clicked on this thread on mobile, all that initially displays is the first pic and I honestly thought you and your bf had gotten pics made and you were posting them showing off.

Ok ray, you know I got nothing but non-homo love for ya man, but when I clicked on this thread on mobile, all that initially displays is the first pic and I honestly thought you and your bf had gotten pics made and you were posting them showing off.
I don't know which is more insulting. That you would think I looked like that or that you think that is the best I could do for a BF. :mad:

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Which picture are you in the OP?


guy on the left

Ok ray, you know I got nothing but non-homo love for ya man, but when I clicked on this thread on mobile, all that initially displays is the first pic and I honestly thought you and your bf had gotten pics made and you were posting them showing off.:lmao:
I don't know which is more insulting. That you would think I looked like that or that you think that is the best I could do for a BF. :mad:
:crylol:

Not sure where else to post this. :lol:

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Not sure where else to post this. :lol:

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:bigeye:
Whoa...just...whoa!

Not sure where else to post this. :lol:

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