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stimpy
06-03-2005, 09:10 AM
Anyone that has ever gone camping has probably played this. It’s called Queen Ann’s Riddle and you start the game by simply saying something like this:

Does any one here know “Queen Ann’s Riddle”?
There is only 1 rule:
1) Do NOT ever explain the answer to the riddle; the riddle is only answered by successfully giving examples.Let’s begin … It’s cool but not cold

Then the others that already know how it works give examples, someone might shout out “it’s tree but not plant”. You nod correct
Someone that does NOT KNOW the riddle might take a guess “it’s black but not white” – and anyone that knows the riddle answers “WRONG!”
Then the next might say “its poop but not sh*t” (correct) …. And so the game goes. Sometimes we go around the campfire in a circle, each one taking turns with a guess (right or wrong) other times people just blurt out guesses, either way works, but the first one forces more involvement. This game truly annoys those that don’t figure it out, they become particularly annoyed when the GUESS one right then get the next one wrong.

Some examples are more misleading then others, some can be quite funny. This game will NOT work nearly as well here as it does verbally for reasons that will be obvious once you figure out the riddle – but I’ll try it anyway just to find a few more really good examples – you guys are pretty clever. And so we begin … :P

It’s sloppy but not dirty

burninator
06-03-2005, 09:21 AM
it's steel but not metal

stimpy
06-03-2005, 09:24 AM
it's steel but not metal
:nod:

BikerEric
06-03-2005, 09:47 AM
It's Harley but not motorcycle????

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 09:51 AM
It's Harley but not motorcycle????
Wrong.

It's food, but not edible.

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 10:15 AM
Come on someone has to get this...

It's beefy, but it's not a cow.

burninator
06-03-2005, 10:19 AM
It's shrubbery but not bushes.

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 10:22 AM
Correct.

It's smelly, but not stinky.

arjunsr
06-03-2005, 10:23 AM
correct but not right

Devedander
06-03-2005, 10:37 AM
It's nipple but not boob?

stimpy
06-03-2005, 10:43 AM
It’s rooster but not chicken

(I think most SDers are "chicken" to get it wrong! ;) I can’t believe CycnuS hasn’t tried yet – he ain’t ‘fraid-a-nuttin :boxing: )

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 10:44 AM
It's nipple but not boob?
Incorrect. It's nipple but not breast.

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 10:45 AM
Yeah it seems like only the people who already know it are trying. Come on everyone else! Take a guess! It can't hurt!

stimpy
06-03-2005, 10:46 AM
edit - ^sorry dalok, dang you're fast ;)

It's nipple but not boob?

it's boob but not breast
it's nipple but not areola

rybal
06-03-2005, 10:47 AM
It's ridden but not rode?

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 10:48 AM
Thanks! I'm only fast when I need to be though. ;)

For those still playing... It's green but not leafy.

stimpy
06-03-2005, 10:50 AM
It's ridden but not rode?

I think you might have it.

It's filly but not horse

stimpy
06-03-2005, 10:51 AM
Thanks! I'm only fast when I need to be though. ;)

:lmao: DOM

it's speedy but not fast

rybal
06-03-2005, 10:52 AM
It's saddle but not bareback

arjunsr
06-03-2005, 10:55 AM
it's sweet, but not candy

photokitty
06-03-2005, 11:15 AM
it's arjunsr, but not thegoalie ;)

liquiddreamz198
06-03-2005, 11:18 AM
im confused... :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

arjunsr
06-03-2005, 11:20 AM
its google, not msn

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 11:23 AM
it's arjunsr, but not thegoalie ;)
Wrong. It's photokitty, but not Luxuryoils.

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 11:24 AM
It's saddle but not bareback
Rybal you got it!

It's silly... it's even funny... but it's definitely not hilarious.

stimpy
06-03-2005, 11:31 AM
im confused... :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

it's liquiddreamz but it's not dalokgawd

it's wee little willy but not a tiny penis
(no correlation between examples intended ;) )

photokitty
06-03-2005, 11:37 AM
it's topless but not nude ;)

photokitty
06-03-2005, 11:39 AM
it's pepper but not salt :D

Schly
06-03-2005, 11:46 AM
It's Queen, but not King.

Schly
06-03-2005, 11:47 AM
It's princess, but not prince.

stimpy
06-03-2005, 11:47 AM
it's pepper but not salt :D
yup, in fact sometime the game is played more that way ...

it's yellow not blue
it's smooth not rough ...

arzi
06-03-2005, 11:47 AM
Oh, okay. I think I might be catching on.

It's creepy but not scary?

stimpy
06-03-2005, 11:48 AM
Oh, okay. I think I might be catching on.

It's creepy but not scary?
:nod: it's spooky but not a ghost

Schly
06-03-2005, 11:58 AM
It's gooey, but not sticky.

sparxe
06-03-2005, 12:06 PM
It's sappy but not sad.

BlankBlank
06-03-2005, 12:08 PM
Its boring.

stimpy
06-03-2005, 12:17 PM
Its boring.
sorry, but it's not :(

it's sorry but not boring ;)

Yodry
06-03-2005, 12:22 PM
It's feline but not cat.

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 12:22 PM
Photo, Schly, Arzi, and sparxe have all got it methinks.

It's puzzling... but it's not hard. :D

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 12:24 PM
It's feline but not cat.
Nope. Try again.

it's liquiddreamz but it's not dalokgawd

it's wee little willy but not a tiny penis
(no correlation between examples intended ;))
Thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering what that was all about for a second LOL.

stimpy
06-03-2005, 12:24 PM
It's feline but not cat.

nope,
it's cat but not cat

arzi
06-03-2005, 12:35 PM
It's mutt but not dog

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 12:45 PM
It is doggie though. ;) But not style...

Survive
06-03-2005, 12:45 PM
I'm lost. I'd love to give it a shot, but I have no clue where you guys get these guesses at.

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 12:46 PM
I'm lost. I'd love to give it a shot, but I have no clue where you guys get these guesses at.
Look at the words we've used. Look at which guesses were right and which were wrong. Then make a guess. Based on what's wrong and what's right, you have to try and figure out the game.

Survive
06-03-2005, 12:46 PM
It's style, but not clothing. ?????????
I don't know. Just shooting for the moon here.

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 12:53 PM
It's style, but not clothing. ?????????
I don't know. Just shooting for the moon here.
Wrong. It's not clothing, it's not style either... but it's trendsetting. :cool:

K-Man
06-03-2005, 12:56 PM
Written but not read...

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 12:59 PM
Written but not read...
Excellent K-man. That is correct.

It's also fallen... but not risen.

K-Man
06-03-2005, 01:01 PM
Satellite but not cable.

Schly
06-03-2005, 01:05 PM
It's style, but not clothing. ?????????
I don't know. Just shooting for the moon here.

It's shooting for the moon, but it's not reaching for the stars.

K-Man
06-03-2005, 01:08 PM
It's assuming but not knowing.

dalokgawd
06-03-2005, 01:14 PM
K-man you're good at these.

It's hidden... but not unfindable.

.DC.
06-03-2005, 01:29 PM
J F C!!!! I guess english is my second language because I dont get it..

I guess, but i am wrong????

:confused:

liquiddreamz198
06-03-2005, 01:29 PM
falling not floating?


(taken wild guesses here)

.DC.
06-03-2005, 01:33 PM
ok...I have gotten it, but I have yet to recieve it....I think..

stimpy
06-03-2005, 01:36 PM
J F C!!!! I guess english is my second language because I dont get it..

I guess, but i am wrong????

:confused:

it is guess but not wrong

It’s guessing successfully not achieving your goals

stimpy
06-03-2005, 01:37 PM
falling not floating?


(taken wild guesses here)
:nod:

bookishboy
06-03-2005, 01:49 PM
It's a goodie, but not a two-shoes.

someone28624
06-03-2005, 01:52 PM
It's glass, but not breakable.

.DC.
06-03-2005, 01:58 PM
Now that I have gotten it, I think that all should have it by now.

photokitty
06-03-2005, 01:58 PM
It's a cassette but not an album

photokitty
06-03-2005, 01:59 PM
it's a heel, but not a shoe

stimpy
06-03-2005, 02:06 PM
Now that I have gotten it, I think that all should have it by now.

Survive, Yodry and BlankBlank - me thinks did not "get it" yet.

it's choo choo but not a train :cool:

bookishboy
06-03-2005, 02:42 PM
It's Photokitty, but not Photocat.

It's Bookishboy, but not Literateboy.

It's Raddish, but not Celery.

Appleyum, but not Pearyum.

TigerStar
06-03-2005, 02:48 PM
it's grammer but not words

TigerStar
06-03-2005, 02:49 PM
it's roll but not rock
it's speech but not speaking

The Raddish
06-03-2005, 03:15 PM
It's Raddish, but not Celery.
Thank goodness for that.

It is most definitely not celery. :nono:

stimpy
06-03-2005, 04:06 PM
Thank goodness for that.

It is most definitely not celery. :nono:

But has the Raddish figured out the riddle yet? :no1: :scratchh:

don't worry, it is goodness, not evil

:whistlin:

ElectroWolf
06-03-2005, 04:19 PM
Hee, hee, hee. I get it. Yay, I don't feel stupid.

It's bullshit, but just not quite.

The Raddish
06-03-2005, 05:27 PM
All I know for sure is that it isn't celery. Definitely not celery.

.DC.
06-03-2005, 05:30 PM
Its the Missisppi but not the river

burninator
06-03-2005, 11:01 PM
It's poopy, but thank goodness it's not soupy.

ElectroWolf
06-03-2005, 11:20 PM
Mmmmm, poopy soupy.

It's yummy, but it's not very tasty.
It's not soft, but it's really hard.
It's not blue, it's yellow.
It's a booger, but it's not snot.

Haha, it's not snot. That's a fun phrase.

iaintshtnya
06-04-2005, 09:00 PM
It’s rooster but not chicken

(I think most SDers are "chicken" to get it wrong! ;) I can’t believe CycnuS hasn’t tried yet – he ain’t ‘fraid-a-nuttin :boxing: )


How about it's Cock, but not chicken?

sparxe
06-04-2005, 09:07 PM
It's a bookkeeper but not a librarian.

ElectroWolf
06-04-2005, 09:09 PM
How about it's Cock, but not chicken?
*bzzzzzzz*. Wrong.

It's boob, but not cock.

Schooby
06-04-2005, 09:09 PM
why...ooops wrong thread :blush2:

burninator
06-04-2005, 09:27 PM
It's apple pie, but not banana cream pie.

ElectroWolf
06-04-2005, 09:32 PM
Lol, I'm TERRIBLY slow at these types of games, but I figured it out. I'm curious as to how others haven't figured it out yet. It's soooo easy once you get it!

It's not sad, but it is happy.

burninator
06-04-2005, 09:37 PM
Lol, I'm TERRIBLY slow at these types of games, but I figured it out. I'm curious as to how others haven't figured it out yet. It's soooo easy once you get it!

It's not sad, but it is happy.
Hey, don't worry about it. It's difficult, it's not easy.

stimpy
06-06-2005, 06:15 AM
Hey, don't worry about it. It's difficult, it's not easy.
When I first saw this I was thinking REPOST

but it's not a repost so it's cool :cool:

dalokgawd
06-06-2005, 06:21 AM
When I first saw this I was thinking REPOST

but it's not a repost so it's cool :cool:
It's not repost... it's funny goodness. :D

Survive
06-06-2005, 06:23 AM
Still ain't got a clue what the hell you guys are talking about. I put in my 2 cents. It didn't work though. I'm glad you guys are having fun with it though.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

arjunsr
06-06-2005, 06:29 AM
sorry to ruin everyone's fun, but it'd drive me bonkers if i didn't know and no one still posted the answer. its behind a spoiler and filter, so only look if you really want to :)


i had to google it, but

say something with two repeated letters like

cookie, funny for the first word.

second thing is something related to the first word, like cracker or hilarious.

queen anne's riddle

stimpy
06-06-2005, 06:37 AM
sorry to ruin everyone's fun, but it'd drive me bonkers if i didn't know and no one still posted the answer. its behind a spoiler and filter, so only look if you really want to :)

BOO! Bad arjunsr! let them google it themselves if they want to know - You broke the only rule! Where's a mod when you need one?

You are truly NOT MY MAYOR ;)

it's good, so it can not be arjunsr. :P

arjunsr
06-06-2005, 06:41 AM
You are truly NOT MY MAYOR ;)


i'm not running (didn't run) for mayor, that was my avatar sake goalie.

dalokgawd
06-06-2005, 06:47 AM
i'm not running (didn't run) for mayor, that was my avatar sake goalie.
Why does your avatar spell out "IEOGA!L" ?

arjunsr
06-06-2005, 06:57 AM
Why does your avatar spell out "IEOGA!L" ?
ask goalie.

stimpy
06-06-2005, 07:02 AM
ask goalie.
So only Mods are allowed to drive people bonkers? :confused:

it's glASS houses, but it's still not arjunsr :lmao:

burninator
06-07-2005, 07:38 PM
It's Apple but not MacIntosh.

The Raddish
06-07-2005, 07:52 PM
It's definitely still not celery. :nod:

burninator
06-07-2005, 07:54 PM
It's definitely still not celery. :nod:
got that right

arjunsr
06-07-2005, 08:00 PM
It's definitely still not celery. :nod:
it is in the cellar though. not in the basement

Julia
06-07-2005, 08:23 PM
so, its freezing, but not cold?

arjunsr
06-07-2005, 08:37 PM
so, its freezing, but not cold?
:nod:

Julia
06-07-2005, 08:39 PM
YAY!!! Im intelligent, but not smart! ....ok, so Im neither...

burninator
06-07-2005, 08:40 PM
I agree, though I don't concur.

The Raddish
06-07-2005, 08:58 PM
I have to pee, but it's not celery.

Julia
06-07-2005, 09:06 PM
hahahhahaha

its ANY veggie, but never celery :P

Survive
06-08-2005, 05:31 AM
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I'm not dumb, I'm just f#*king stupid.

Julia
06-08-2005, 05:48 AM
*hint*

Its a raBBit, but not a hare.
Its feLLowship, but not friendly.

stimpy
06-08-2005, 06:10 AM
I can't believe you nerds are still playing this silly game :teehee: you are NOT roping me back in .... no way! :flex:

it's Scooby Doo but not Mountain Dew

if we were playing around a campfire this is the point it would start twisting with missleading clues, it's wood but not could (this is much more missleading in a verbal game, usually followed by a glare from another player and then someone saying "you're just nasty - ignore him"). :P

dalokgawd
06-08-2005, 06:20 AM
It's a wiicked good baagain, but not a slick deal. ;)

Survive
06-08-2005, 07:22 AM
*hint*

Its a raBBit, but not a hare.
Its feLLowship, but not friendly.

That's it. That's what this whole game was about. I can't believe it. I went back I don't know how many times to see what it was, but it was not. I didn't even pay attention to that. Yeah, I'm a retard.

Julia
06-08-2005, 07:25 AM
That's it. That's what this whole game was about. I can't believe it. I went back I don't know how many times to see what it was, but it was not. I didn't even pay attention to that. Yeah, I'm a retard.

yeah, I was trying to make it more difficult than it was too, so I didnt look at this thread for a few days then tried again.
My brain expects some philosophical nonsense to be going on =/

Survive
06-08-2005, 07:25 AM
*hint*

Its a raBBit, but not a hare.
Its feLLowship, but not friendly.

Is that the way the game is always played? Or can you do another type of pattern?

stimpy
06-08-2005, 07:42 AM
Is that the way the game is always played? Or can you do another type of pattern?

Let me know if you can figure one out that works, people usually try I haven’t found one that lasts nearly as long.

A camp fire game that often follows is: "1 up - 1 down"
You simply state the position your legs are in ... sounds stupid, but like QAR, it can be quite annoying to some. (you cross your legs or uncross them casually to change your answer as it comes around past you, each person must guess (2 down, 2 up, or 1 up 1 down) those that don't know guess correctly once, then miss, because they generally look for patterns in the verbal answer, never noticing something obscure like legs.)

Survive
06-08-2005, 09:49 AM
Let me know if you can figure one out that works, people usually try I haven’t found one that lasts nearly as long.

A camp fire game that often follows is: "1 up - 1 down"
You simply state the position your legs are in ... sounds stupid, but like QAR, it can be quite annoying to some. (you cross your legs or uncross them casually to change your answer as it comes around past you, each person must guess (2 down, 2 up, or 1 up 1 down) those that don't know guess correctly once, then miss, because they generally look for patterns in the verbal answer, never noticing something obscure like legs.)
Hell yeah. I'm always, camping, or haveing friends, and family over to cook out, sit by the fire, and try some home brew. A couple gallons of brew later, and that game will go over real good. Mabey even start a drunken arguement. I'll keep ya posted.

bookishboy
06-08-2005, 10:26 AM
Let me know if you can figure one out that works, people usually try I haven’t found one that lasts nearly as long.

A camp fire game that often follows is: "1 up - 1 down"
You simply state the position your legs are in ... sounds stupid, but like QAR, it can be quite annoying to some. (you cross your legs or uncross them casually to change your answer as it comes around past you, each person must guess (2 down, 2 up, or 1 up 1 down) those that don't know guess correctly once, then miss, because they generally look for patterns in the verbal answer, never noticing something obscure like legs.)

We played a version of this with a pair of twigs. You could hold them in either formation, and say, "I'm receiving these crossed, but handing them to Jill uncrossed". It would appear that you're referring to whether the twigs are crossed or uncrossed, but really the answer is whether your legs are crossed/uncrossed. Just like with the other riddle, you weren't allowed to blurt out the answer when you figured it out, just play along to see how long it took the others to catch on. Added to it by theatrically drawing attention to the twigs while you cross or uncross your legs.

The Raddish
06-08-2005, 11:10 AM
And no matter what, it's clearly not celery.

Survive
06-08-2005, 11:36 AM
And no matter what, it's clearly not celery.
RIGHT!

stimpy
06-08-2005, 11:57 AM
:crylol: it's also not radish :yummy:

Hell yeah. I'm always, camping, or haveing friends, and family over to cook out, sit by the fire, and try some home brew. A couple gallons of brew later, and that game will go over real good. Mabey even start a drunken arguement. I'll keep ya posted.

There’s another one we call psychiatrist (I can’t believe I just spelt that correctly without my spell checker);

1) Ask one person (or 2) to volunteer to be the Dr. (but make sure they never played this game before) then send them to somewhere that they can not hear you.
2) Explain to all of the others sitting around that no matter what question the Dr. asks them they must answer as the person to their right would answer. If they don’t know the answer they simply yell out “Psychiatrist!” – Then everyone must get up and scramble around to find a new chair (hence changing their answers if asked the same question again ;) )
3) Call the Dr.(s) back into the circle and explain to them that they can ask anyone, any question that they would like to help them diagnose what their problem is AND that everyone in the circle has the exact same problem. Most Dr. first guess will be “you’re all pathological liars.”

I better give the ANSWER (cause you seem a little thick j/k) :lmao: : The Dr. gets it right when they say “everyone thinks they’re the person to their right”

This game CAN be played with variations with SOME success: You all exaggerate or think you’re a president or have a fear of Drs. or it could be the person 2 down on the left (this requires one to know the other players better) … now where's my marshmellows?

Survive
06-08-2005, 12:04 PM
[QUOTE=stimpy]:crylol: it's also not radish :yummy:

I was going to let him down easy, but hey, you said it. I hope the radish isn't heart broken.

I better give the ANSWER (cause you seem a little thick j/k) :lmao: : The Dr. gets it right when they say “everyone thinks they’re the person to their right”

Okay. I'm a little thick. But I did figure that part of the game out. I like the QAR game. I can't wait to give that one a try. The only problem is, I think I'm the smartest out of all my friends. Pretty bad huh. :lol: It will take forever before someone catches on.

.DC.
06-08-2005, 12:10 PM
Its Raddish but not Radish and not celery either!

Its Kipper but not fish!

Survive
06-08-2005, 12:13 PM
Its Raddish but not Radish and not celery either!

Its Kipper but not fish!

It's bass, but not largemouth.

stimpy
06-08-2005, 12:18 PM
It will take forever before someone catches on.
You might be surprised, someone else might have played before - otherwise if it's a large group just clue in one other person that you can trust, just so it keeps moving. OR just throw clues out randomly mixed in as everyone converses, they'll be thinking about it even if they don't admit it.

... and next time someone says you're thick, just answer with the famous "that's what she said!" ;)

it's rubber but not condom

Survive
06-08-2005, 12:20 PM
... and next time someone says you're thick, just answer with the famous "that's what she said!" ;)[/QUOTE]

Nope. I'm hung like a hampster, on a cold winters day. :lol:

At least that's what she said. haha.

Survive
06-08-2005, 12:21 PM
it's rubber but not condom[/QUOTE]

It's slippery, but not wet.

burninator
07-08-2005, 11:39 PM
It's messed up, but it's not that bad.

flyers2391
02-26-2006, 07:26 PM
it's green and yellow but not blue or black

Schooby
02-26-2006, 07:27 PM
it's yummy but not delicious

flyers2391
02-26-2006, 07:31 PM
it's YMMV but not B&M

trite
02-26-2006, 07:40 PM
it's metro but not gay

flyers2391
02-26-2006, 07:46 PM
it's metro but not gay
:shake: no

it's tall and not short

Schooby
02-26-2006, 08:18 PM
it's noob but not newbie

HUGE_M00bs
02-26-2006, 08:21 PM
Wait, I know the answer.
It's Pat Sajak!
I’m surprised that no one has gotten the answer.

flyers2391
02-26-2006, 08:25 PM
Wait, I know the answer.
It's Pat Sajak!
I’m surprised that no one has gotten the answer.
:omg: when you learn the answer you aren't supposed to tell :mad:

HUGE_M00bs
02-26-2006, 08:29 PM
:omg: when you learn the answer you aren't supposed to tell :mad:
oooohhhh...OK, it's not Pat Sajak:lol:
http://www.patsajak.com/images/pat3.gif

flyers2391
02-26-2006, 08:45 PM
right, it's not Pat Sajak but it is Vanna

someone28624
02-26-2006, 09:43 PM
Why, why, did this get bumped again?

I have to pee, but not urinate.

cogentman
02-26-2006, 09:57 PM
Why, why, did this get bumped again?

I was just about to ask the same question.

It's a goober, but not a chocolate covered peanut

stimpy
02-27-2006, 05:31 AM
Why, why, did this get bumped again?

I have to pee, but not urinate.
:nono:


It was resurrected not bumped

burninator
02-27-2006, 05:35 AM
It's Biggy but not Tupac.

Dandy2668
02-27-2006, 08:31 AM
It's vanilla but not chocolate. :eat:

Schooby
02-27-2006, 08:37 AM
it's moose but not elk

stealth
02-27-2006, 08:40 AM
It's chicken but not a bird.

The Raddish
02-27-2006, 09:26 AM
It's chicken but not a bird.
Nope. It is incorrect, but now wrong.

stimpy
02-27-2006, 09:31 AM
It's chicken but not a bird.
:nono:

It's sparrow and swallow but not chicken.


... it's never been chicken (kinda like celery ... it's definitely never celery! :nocelery: )

Dandy2668
02-27-2006, 10:37 AM
It's jackass but not donkey.

BabyKittyKat
02-27-2006, 12:27 PM
It's strippers, but not naked.

It's good, but not a chocolate bar.

Schooby
02-27-2006, 01:05 PM
it's Seattle but not Washington

The Raddish
02-27-2006, 01:12 PM
It's fast as hell, but not slow as heck.

flyers2391
02-27-2006, 01:14 PM
it's glass but not plastic

Schooby
02-27-2006, 01:18 PM
it's horrible but not that bad

BabyKittyKat
02-27-2006, 01:32 PM
It's school, but not busdrvr.

HUGE_M00bs
02-27-2006, 02:26 PM
It's Virginia but not nasty.

The Raddish
02-27-2006, 02:27 PM
It's Virginia but not nasty.
It's not Virginia or nasty, but it is buggered (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=buggered).

HUGE_M00bs
02-27-2006, 02:32 PM
It's not Virginia or nasty, but it is buggered (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=buggered).
If it is buggered, it has to be Pat Sajak.

flyers2391
02-27-2006, 02:36 PM
If it is buggered, it has to be Pat Sajak.
:shake:

The Raddish
02-27-2006, 02:51 PM
If it is buggered, it has to be Pat Sajak.
It's not Pat, but it is Vanna.

It's a spin of the wheel, but you can't buy a vowel.

Dandy2668
02-27-2006, 04:02 PM
Its Good Morning America, but not the today show.

dalokgawd
02-27-2006, 04:44 PM
It's a wookie, but it's not Chewy.

Schooby
02-27-2006, 04:45 PM
it's a bee but not a stinger

dalokgawd
02-27-2006, 04:47 PM
It's a butterfly, but not a spider.

sofakingbroke
02-28-2006, 03:21 PM
dare I say it's fatwallet and not slick deals - oh my!

Dandy2668
02-28-2006, 04:07 PM
dare I say it's fatwallet and not slick deals - oh my!

It's deet dee dee but not retard.

BabyKittyKat
02-28-2006, 04:18 PM
It's woot, but not always slick.

Schooby
02-28-2006, 04:31 PM
it's nipple or boob but not tit :P

dalokgawd
02-28-2006, 04:40 PM
it's nipple or boob but not tit :P
It's weenie but not penis.

Schooby
02-28-2006, 04:44 PM
it's boldness but not boldly

seelesscacti
03-01-2006, 12:07 PM
... – but I’ll try it anyway just to find a few more really good examples – you guys are pretty clever. And so we begin … :P

It’s sloppy but not dirty


we're witty but not clever

n30
03-01-2006, 12:34 PM
its raining but not wet

dalokgawd
03-01-2006, 12:42 PM
its raining but not wet
No. It's dripping... but not wet.

ElectroWolf
03-01-2006, 01:29 PM
Are there STILL people that haven't gotten this yet? Holy crud. Let's see....

It's a Dell DJ but not an IPOD. (I like that one, haha!)
It's skinny, not chunky.
It's not a quarter, but it is a penny.
It's a strawberry or an apple, but it's not an orange or a pear.
It's speedy, definately not slow.
It's freezing, but it's not cold.
It's a marshmallo, but not a smore.

Man, why am I even getting back into this thread again!?!? I'm stooped, certainly not smurt.

SlickChik
03-01-2006, 01:39 PM
you are an addict but not compulsive

burninator
03-01-2006, 01:55 PM
It's a counterfeit press but not a chop shop.

JayVee7777
03-01-2006, 01:55 PM
It's definately not celery :nocelery:

JayVee7777
03-01-2006, 01:56 PM
If you think about it, it IS puzzling, but not real complex...

sofakingbroke
03-01-2006, 02:20 PM
If you think about it, it IS puzzling, but not real complex...

I find it deep and shallow at the same time.

The Raddish
03-01-2006, 02:43 PM
If you think about it, it IS puzzling, but not real complex...
It's not real complex, but it is really complex. :scratch:

dalokgawd
03-01-2006, 06:19 PM
It's definately not celery :nocelery:
And we have come full circle. The celery joke returns to its source.

By the way... it's full circle. But it's not circular.

Schooby
03-01-2006, 06:37 PM
it's bootlegged but not copied :D

sdwinner
03-01-2006, 07:13 PM
once you go black you never go back

JayVee7777
03-01-2006, 08:59 PM
It's Office Max, but not Staples

Dandy2668
03-01-2006, 10:10 PM
It's noon but not twelve.

MrSandman
03-01-2006, 10:21 PM
i have went over this thread a thousand times, why dont i "get it":nocelery:

sofakingbroke
03-01-2006, 10:41 PM
i have went over this thread a thousand times, why dont i "get it":nocelery:


To find the answer you have to look and seek but not search, feel around but don't reach, the answer is attainable but not within grasp. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

burninator
03-02-2006, 06:41 AM
It's CNN but not Fox News.

dalokgawd
03-02-2006, 07:23 AM
The answer will send you reeling... but it won't knock you out.
It is doot de doo... but not la la la.
It's a hoot... but not a laugh.
It's intelligent... but not smart.

It's not in the answer... it's in the riddle. ;)

JayVee7777
03-02-2006, 07:45 AM
It's not hard... (but it is rather stiff...)

stimpy
03-02-2006, 09:37 AM
i have went over this thread a thousand times, why dont i "get it":nocelery:
This is the best I can do:

Post #65 (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=1238446&postcount=65)
It's Photokitty, but not Photocat.

It's Bookishboy, but not Literateboy.

It's Raddish, but not Celery.

Appleyum, but not Pearyum.
A subtle origin

Post #68 (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=1238507&postcount=68)
Thank goodness for that.

It is most definitely not celery. :nono:
And so it begins ...

:celery:

veritableqndry
03-02-2006, 09:50 AM
It's not crap, but it is crappy.

It's not wacky, but it is silly.

It's beer, but it's not alcoholic.

burninator
03-02-2006, 09:51 AM
It's stirred, but it's not shaken.

JayVee7777
03-02-2006, 10:03 AM
It's beer, but it's not alcoholic.

Therefore, it would be:

Haake Beck (http://dealco.racco.mikeneko.jp/BEER/HAAKEBECKLBL.jpg)

Coors Cutter (http://www.neon-nites.com/ProductImages/inflatables/coorscutterbottleinflatable.jpg)

Duff Zero (http://www.uloc.de/screenshots/4/4f15_duff_zero.jpg)

Erdinger Weiss (http://media.paragraphpublishing.net/store/home/botw/bottles/iss1/erdinger_hefe_weiss.jpg)

and

Labatt Nordic (http://webhome.idirect.com/~avdichuk/CanPics/2003/355/LabattNordic.jpg)

dalokgawd
03-02-2006, 10:07 AM
It's Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison... and even Little Nicky. Now that I think of it it's also Mr. Deeds, The Wedding Singer, and Big Daddy. But it's not The Waterboy. :lol:

burninator
03-02-2006, 10:07 AM
It's Beefeater but not Gordon's.

It's Grey Goose and Skyy but not Absolut.

It's MacAllan but not Glenmorangie.

JayVee7777
03-02-2006, 10:11 AM
It's also not 50 First Dates... but if it were Fifteen First Dates, than it would be...

Hodge_1
03-02-2006, 02:00 PM
it's addicting, but not dangerous

Hodge_1
03-02-2006, 02:00 PM
it's a balloon (twice :) ) but not a blimp

veritableqndry
03-03-2006, 09:06 AM
It's Fatwallet, but it's not Slickdeals :(

burninator
03-03-2006, 09:09 AM
It's Freebies but not Hot Deals.

brisar
03-03-2006, 09:10 AM
It's Fatwallet, but it's not Slickdeals :(
veritable .....

have you seen how popular this quote of your's has become?

You shoulda chukked his ibook across the room, kicked him in the nuts and said "That's for Mr. SD. Bitch."

people have been using it left and right

veritableqndry
03-03-2006, 09:13 AM
veritable .....

have you seen how popular this quote of your's has become?



people have been using it left and right


I live only to serve.

dalokgawd
03-03-2006, 09:14 AM
It's also not 50 First Dates... but if it were Fifteen First Dates, than it would be...
Ahhhh! I forgot about that one! I was really racking my brain to think of an Adam Sandler movie that didn't fit. Every one I kept thinking of fit... which is why that list kept getting longer and longer. :lol:

By the way... it's not Adam Sandler. But it IS Will Ferrell!
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/69/200px-WillFerrell.jpg

veritableqndry
03-03-2006, 09:17 AM
It's Billy Dee Williams three times, but Lando Calrissian only once.

burninator
03-03-2006, 09:20 AM
It's Bobby Darin and Sammy Davis, Jr. but not Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.

dalokgawd
03-03-2006, 09:21 AM
Also, it's Harrison Ford. But it's not Han Solo. (or Indiana Jones either for that matter)

veritableqndry
03-03-2006, 09:25 AM
It's Mark Hamill but not Luke Skywalker. It's Carrie Fisher AND Princess Leia. It's Chewbacca, but it's NOT STAR WARS.

burninator
03-03-2006, 09:26 AM
It's Anna Kournikova, but it is most certainly not Lindsey Davenport.

Dandy2668
03-03-2006, 12:15 PM
It's noodles but not pasta, unless it' spaghetti.

dalokgawd
03-03-2006, 12:19 PM
It's Goddess and Photokitty... but not Nikita or schbusdrvr.

stealth
03-03-2006, 12:22 PM
It's confused, but not dazed. :confused:

burninator
03-03-2006, 12:23 PM
It's confused, but not dazed. :confused:
It's neither confused nor dazed, but it is befuddled. :nod:

veritableqndry
03-03-2006, 12:56 PM
It's Nissan, but it's not Ford, Chevy, Chrysler, Buick, Kia, Saturn or Honda.

burninator
03-03-2006, 01:13 PM
It's Nissan, but it's not Ford, Chevy, Chrysler, Buick, Kia, Saturn or Honda.
It is Ferrari and Saab, though, isn't it?

veritableqndry
03-03-2006, 01:47 PM
It is Ferrari and Saab, though, isn't it?

Yes, but it's not BMW or Porche. It IS Corvette...

seelesscacti
03-03-2006, 03:21 PM
Yes, but it's not BMW or Porche. It IS Corvette...

...and hummer, jeep, corolla; but the question is whether it's an oldsmobile 88

seelesscacti
03-03-2006, 03:21 PM
...and hummer, jeep, corolla; but the question is whether it's an oldsmobile 88

or Porshe 911

burninator
03-20-2006, 05:19 AM
It's Guinness but not Beamish. :nod:

TheWilliam
03-20-2006, 05:38 AM
Its black but not black. Its loud but its not making any sound.

stimpy
03-20-2006, 05:56 AM
Its black but not black. Its loud but its not making any sound.
:nono:
It's really dark, but not black
It's annoying, but not noisy

rybal
03-20-2006, 06:04 AM
It's TheWilliam, but not Stimpy.

Chip
03-20-2006, 04:45 PM
Its Fatwallet, not Slickdeals lol

Schooby
03-20-2006, 04:51 PM
it's a chipper but not a mulcher

ElectroWolf
03-20-2006, 05:28 PM
Its black but not black. Its loud but its not making any sound.
You're a little bit off on it.

It's green, but not colored.
It's really loud, but not loud.

The Raddish
03-20-2006, 06:08 PM
Its black but not black. Its loud but its not making any sound.
It's not black, it's not loud, and it's not making any sound.

It is gloomy, it is ear-splitting, and it is also muffled.

wildtama
03-20-2006, 07:34 PM
It isn't a total waste of time
but it is useless.

kornpopz
08-02-2006, 11:51 AM
Ok.......i still don't understand the whole concept of this........so i'll take a shot at it anyways...

it's light but it doesn't shine
it's at rebate (TD) but you never get any money back
it's english but it's not a language
it's logic but it just doesnt make sense....

yea....i have nothing better to do right now =(

devil899
08-02-2006, 11:53 AM
Ok.......i still don't understand the whole concept of this........so i'll take a shot at it anyways...

it's light but it doesn't shine
it's at rebate (TD) but you never get any money back
it's english but it's not a language
it's logic but it just doesnt make sense....

yea....i have nothing better to do right now =(
:nono:

its a book but not for reading:lol:

TigerStar
08-02-2006, 11:53 AM
Ok.......i still don't understand the whole concept of this........so i'll take a shot at it anyways...

it's light but it doesn't shine
it's at rebate (TD) but you never get any money back
it's english but it's not a language
it's logic but it just doesnt make sense....

yea....i have nothing better to do right now =(

nope.

it's your buddy but it's not your pal

kumpooterjooser
08-02-2006, 11:54 AM
Ok.......i still don't understand the whole concept of this........so i'll take a shot at it anyways...

it's light but it doesn't shine
it's at rebate (TD) but you never get any money back
it's english but it's not a language
it's logic but it just doesnt make sense....

yea....i have nothing better to do right now =(
You are Alaska cold on this one:coverlaf:

veritableqndry
08-02-2006, 11:54 AM
It's not a flower child, but it's a hippie, all right.

SlicKitty
08-02-2006, 12:45 PM
It's Kitty, but it certainly isn't Slick.

kumpooterjooser
08-02-2006, 12:52 PM
It's Kitty, but it certainly isn't Slick.
:lmao: :lmao:
Good one...

Its Slick, but it certainly isn't Chik

veritableqndry
08-02-2006, 12:53 PM
:lmao: :lmao:
Good one...

Its Slick, but it certainly isn't Chik
Wrong.

CrazyCatJade
08-02-2006, 12:54 PM
its a chick, but not a chicken?

SlicKitty
08-02-2006, 12:55 PM
its a chick, but not a chicken?

Wrong.
It's your parrot, but it's not your macaw.

burninator
08-02-2006, 12:56 PM
It's a buzzard, but it's not a vulture.

SlicKitty
08-02-2006, 12:56 PM
It's Molly's Career Committee (5 Times), but never Lisa's Job Team.

devil899
08-02-2006, 12:57 PM
Its tall but its certainly not huge

burninator
08-02-2006, 12:59 PM
It's Knob Creek but not Jim Beam.

SlicKitty
08-02-2006, 01:00 PM
It's O'Malley's Alley (twice), but alas, not Cap'n Morgan's.

riptide_slick
08-02-2006, 01:00 PM
It's woot but not nod.
It's sweet but not sour.
It's loose but not lost.

DNC
08-02-2006, 01:03 PM
It's the pill, but not the drug.

SlicKitty
08-02-2006, 01:03 PM
It's Russian Roulette, but not suicide.

DNC
08-02-2006, 01:04 PM
It's funny, but not hilarious.

kumpooterjooser
08-02-2006, 01:05 PM
Its br00ce but not n00b

riptide_slick
08-02-2006, 01:07 PM
Its br00ce but not n00b
No, it's both a br00ce and a n00b, and even a r00k but not a newbie. ;)

It's kumpooterjooser but not riptide_slick. :tongue:

kornpopz
08-02-2006, 01:24 PM
nerp to me for reviving this thread =0

SlicKitty
08-02-2006, 01:31 PM
nerp to me for reviving this thread =0

It's an affront, but not a nerp.

stimpy
08-02-2006, 01:32 PM
nerp to me for reviving this thread =0
it was never "dead" .... and it never will be. ;)


:secret: It's still Raddish but definitely not celery :nocelery:

SlicKitty
08-02-2006, 01:33 PM
It's killed, but not dead.

meep
08-02-2006, 01:34 PM
It's killed, but not dead.

It's reemerged, but it hasn't resurfaced.

;)

SlicKitty
08-02-2006, 01:35 PM
It's reemerged, but it hasn't resurfaced.

;)

That is not great.



It's EXCELLENT!

meep
08-02-2006, 01:37 PM
That's not right.

It's correct!

veritableqndry
08-02-2006, 01:47 PM
It's reemerged, but it hasn't resurfaced.

;)
That was intellectually stimulating (twice) but it didn't make me think.

TigerStar
08-02-2006, 01:50 PM
it's a boob, but it isn't a pig

Schooby
08-02-2006, 03:37 PM
It's a discussion thread but definitely NOT CHAT!

riptide_slick
08-02-2006, 04:03 PM
It's a discussion thread but definitely NOT CHAT!
It's speech but not spoken.