VQ answers all your n00by questions! Bruces, drama queens & metroboy check here before making new threads!

[veritableqndry]

1. Look in the wiki for how much to tip anyone in any situation.

2. Yes, s/he is cheating on you/using you for sex/getting ready to piitb/homosexual.

3. It's probably cancer. If it's not cancer then it's VD. Post pics and then go to the hospital.

4. Yes, Selma is totally a bot. A hot vampire bot. With spiky robot tits. And a riding crop.

5. Yes, it's a scam. Yes they can take away your PayPal money. Yes they can ban your seller's account. No they do not owe you an explanation or an apology.

6. Your thread/post/last 3 forum accounts were deleted because you were being stupid. Stop it. No you can't sue.

moar?

[wikipost]

20%
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[Frogstar]

What if it's lupus?

[HeyLookItsMe]

what does SD have against gays?
what should i do with the frog/turtle/kat i found on the street? Do i get to keep it?

[vec]

wots a bruce? :whee:

[emelvee]

anyone have a ______ invite?

[vec]

what's the big deal if i repost, maybe somebody didn't see the first thread.

[Homefrrie]

Why do ppl rip on the 'Jersey Shore' when its obviously the greatest TV show ever created?

[HeyLookItsMe]

is autumn a mod? will she ever be a mod?

why, right after i posted a thread about how i (lost something)/(got ripped off)/(did something stupid), did another post appear that seemed eerily similar to mine but was from the other person point of view? Are they a member of SD as well?

[Clivefrog]

VQ's Chit-Chat Thread?

[HeyLookItsMe]

how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll?

why did COMPANY cancel my order for ITEM? Can i sue them?

[vec]

why was my thread deleted?

[Homefrrie]

Can we institute a auto-ban for anyone that creates/participates in a pun thread?

If not, can we create a 'pun' tag so 99% of the SD community knows not to open said thread?

Why haven't you answered my first question yet?

[R1Budha]

joo forgot the punny rules......

[emelvee]

can someone run a carfax report on VIN ________________________?

[vec]

what is google wave?

[HeyLookItsMe]

what do you think of my Self Promotion/website ?

[vec]

Why is Lounge rule #6 only ranked #7 in the SlickDeals rules. Is it more of a problem in the Lounge?

[veritableqndry]

Wait did you guys think I was actually going to answer all of these?

:rofl2:

n00bs!

I'll refer you to item #7 in my list. Good day.

[Clivefrog]

Hi, I'm new to the lounge! Just wanted to say hi :wave:

[vec]

what's a chat thread?

[Intrepid.]

How much do I tip the OP for making this thread?

[Me]

are all monkeys orangutans, but not all orangutans monkeys?

[ForeverDcember]

Where's the pickle?

[quazywong]

What is WOT?

[vec]

whats the deal with celery?

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Can I post semi-nude pics of ridiculously hot chicks I have absolutely no chance with?

[vec]

how much are my reps worth?

[veritableqndry]

Does this look like my penis to you?

[Homefrrie]

Can I post semi-nude pics of ridiculously hot chicks I have absolutely no chance with?

Please do ! :bounce:

[HeyLookItsMe]

Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?

Does this look like my penis to you?

nope thats much to large to be your penis

[TigerStar]

Is RickySlicky a male or female?

[vec]

why is everyone in the lounge so rude?

[emelvee]

I don't know if this is the right forum to post this in...

[PhoenixFP]

:lmao:

These are great....


Why is it that the mods all hate me? I swear I wasn't spamming!

[vec]

what does FTFY mean?

[Schooby]

Why didn't the store have the sale item for me when I got there 3 days after I saw the thread about it?


Why does it upset people when I end a sentence with a preposition?

[Me]

Why does it upset people when I end a sentence with a preposition?
people just don't hang onto your words when you do that.

[vec]

Why shouldn't I call them about a deal?

[Schooby]

people just don't hang onto your words when you do that.

Dangle it all anyway. :ranting:

[Tyler.Durden]

What's an OT?

[vec]

Could anyone recommend a good online poker site?

[Schooby]

What's an OT?

Awww :comfort: maybe you should ask TeaBagger. :evillaf:

Why do people like to hang squirrels?


Can someone photoshop this for me?

[Tyler.Durden]

Where can I buy a 9 inch sub? Does Subway have em?

[TigerStar]

:teehee: Look at the new member with 4,256,123 posts. How did that happen?

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Following (insert tragedy), I'm in a (hospital/rest stop/hotel) and really could use spending money. Are there any (good Samaritans/suckers) that are willing to hear this (twisted/delusional) sob story?

[Tyler.Durden]

I'm done watching this DVD, how do I rewind it?

[TigerStar]

Why is Ram|bunc|tious' screen name unbolded? Again?

[vec]

I (love\hate) Best Buy

[Tyler.Durden]

What's B&M?

Why does this thread stop being bold after I post in it?

[vec]

This is why I love woot

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Why is Ram|bunc|tious' screen name unbolded? Again?

:rofl2: Ok, that made me laugh.






Q: If I open up a PM from Mrs. TS, will Mrs. Rammy get upset from the pictures?

[emelvee]

Q: If I open up a PM from Mrs. TS, will Mrs. Rammy get upset from the pictures?
her stomach might get upset, yes...if they're of TS

[Tyler.Durden]

Wot's a brooce?

[TigerStar]

:rofl2: Ok, that made me laugh.






Q: If I open up a PM from Mrs. TS, will Mrs. Rammy get upset from the pictures?

Was she sending you pics of your future SIL?

BTW, he's pretty good in basketball, you might want to consider locking this marriage down before he gets signed in the NBA. After that, we're gonna need a pre-nup.

[Schooby]

I can't stand it here anymore..I'm leaving and never coming back. You are all so mean!

[TigerStar]

:crying2:

[Schooby]

I'm back.....I missed you all. Did I miss any drama? :popcorn: :evillaf:

[vec]

I can't stand it here anymore..I'm leaving and never coming back. You are all so mean!

http://www.novembergulf.com/forum/forum_suicide.jpg

:whee:

[Schooby]

http://www.novembergulf.com/forum/forum_suicide.jpg

:whee:

Dang, I so should have searched for that ...or one of the others out there. *snap*

[Zoe Moon]

If the answer is 42, what was the question?

[serra]

wtf is a fallacy? :confused:

[marg_fan]

If the answer is 42, what was the question?

:heart: Have I told you I love you recently?



Where are the cleavage pics of msgal67belle? :D

[Schooby]

What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[Clivefrog]

how do i become a mod?

[Zoe Moon]

:heart: Have I told you I love you recently?



;)...

[Zoe Moon]

OMG! Look at this widget for one billion dollars! I'm in for ten. :whee:


Wait, why was my thread moved to the lounge? This is a slick deal!

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Is an uneducated woman - who's resume consists of baby-sitting duties, performing womanly duties, and posing as a wife - worth $500 million if her husband bangs a few hookers?

[Schooby]

Is an uneducated woman - who's resume consists of baby-sitting duties, performing womanly duties, and posing as a wife - worth $500 million if her husband bangs a few hookers?

:lol:

[Clivefrog]

Congratulations, VQ, on nearly 19,000 posts!

[BostonGirl]

This is my first post, so please be nice to me.

[veritableqndry]

What's the return policy for [item] at [store]? How late is [business/government office/bordello] open today? DID YOU SEE [name of television show] TONIGHT OMG SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!

[TigerStar]

What's the return policy for [item] at [store]? How late is [business/government office/bordello] open today? DID YOU SEE [name of television show] TONIGHT OMG SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!

:mad: Damn it! Put "SPOILER" in your thread title :ranting:

[iconian]

How come 1/2 of you aren't banned by now? :dontknow:

[TigerStar]

How come 1/2 of you aren't banned by now? :dontknow:

Slacker mods.

[Dark_Saber]

wtf is a phallacy? :confused:

FTFY :thumbup:

[Tyler.Durden]

What's FTFY?

[Schooby]

This is my first post, so please be nice to me.

:lol: Like that will work. :evillaf:

[HeyLookItsMe]

Why do i have to search, why cant you just answer me??? (http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=25775168&postcount=11)

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Is it ok to take pictures of hot women at the beach? :photo:

[veritableqndry]

I stole some stuff? And I feel bad about it? But not too bad? So can somebody tell me it's okay? You know? To? Steal?

[MsGal]

Why would anyone pay $250 for a $200 GC on Ebay?

Your food has been recalled, your car has been recalled, your water has been recalled, your furniture has been recalled, your shoes have been recalled..........

[marg_fan]

What about creating an *OFFICIAL* thread in the desperate attempt to be self important?

And then never visiting the thread again?

[TigerStar]

:whee: Look at this zit!

[Zoe Moon]

Hai! I'm new here! Just love it here and promise to hang around with you guys forever. Please say hai back. :heart:

*leaves thread/lounge/SD/town/county/state/country/earth/galaxy never to be heard from again*

[Dark_Saber]

Will VQ answer our Booby questions?

[veritableqndry]

Will VQ answer our Booby questions?
More than a mouthful is a waste.

[Dark_Saber]

More than a mouthful is a waste.

What about the handful to mouthful ratio?

[vec]

Does this sound like a scam to you?

[emelvee]

Does this sound like a scam to you?

:huh:


5. Yes, it's a scam. Yes they can take away your PayPal money. Yes they can ban your seller's account. No they do not owe you an explanation or an apology.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[vec]

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

[redjen910]

I fantasize about my husband's boss. Is that okay? If you don't think that's okay don't post here that would be O.T. So only post to tell me it's totally okay to imagine doing him.

[Putz1103]

Is she hot?

/TL (the lounge)

[Zoe Moon]

I fantasize about my husband's boss. Is that okay? If you don't think that's okay don't post here that would be O.T. So only post to tell me it's totally okay to imagine doing him. Wait, wot? I thought you did do him. Now you're saying it was just a fantasy?

[redjen910]

Wait, wot? I thought you did do him. Now you're saying it was just a fantasy?

I can't answer that until you tell me it's absolutely okay if I did.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

What's the price of a stamp for a standard card to canada??

[redjen910]

What's the price of a stamp for a standard card to canada??

Is your Google busted?/Ray Nagin


75 cents for up to one ounce.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

I fantasize about my husband's boss. Is that okay? If you don't think that's okay don't post here that would be O.T. So only post to tell me it's totally okay to imagine doing him.

:rofl2: Nice pull.

[emelvee]

What's the price of a stamp for a standard card to canada??like somebody would actually be so lazy as to post that question rather than looking up usps.com. :rolleyes:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

like somebody would actually be so lazy as to post that question rather than looking up usps.com. :rolleyes:

Only true if they were a mathematically-challenged, sandwich-making, SD moderator :nod:

[redjen910]

Is your Google busted?/Ray Nagin


75 cents for up to one ounce.

like somebody would actually be so lazy as to post that question rather than looking up usps.com. :rolleyes:

Look at me, I'm not lazy. At least according to MLV.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Look at me, I'm not lazy. At least according to MLV.

True, you're a woman with an entirely different set of issues :nod:
:hide:

[redjen910]

True, you're a woman with an entirely different set of issues :nod:
:hide:

I laughed so loud I scared my cats. I have so many issues it was a better deal to just get subscriptions.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

I laughed so loud I scared my cats. I have so many issues it was a better deal to just get subscriptions.

Subscription available through the iTunes Apple Store?

[redjen910]

Subscription available through the iTunes Apple Store?

Not unless iTunes has pr0n now. :wink2:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Not unless iTunes has pr0n now. :wink2:

:jawdrop:



... damn, after a quick check, my iPod seems to have the pr0n option disabled. I gotta talk to the wife about touching my stuff! :ranting:

[emelvee]

I gotta talk to the wife about touching my stuff! :ranting:
same here...it doesn't happen enough. :(

[Ram|bunc|tious]

A sadly common occurrence that begins with the words "I do"

[redjen910]

A sadly common occurrence that begins with the words "I do"

Happened with my marriage too. Oh wait, this is where I come for serious relationship advice right? and then 142 people post the same advice and I do the exact opposite and expect encouragement?

[zmarko]

:rofl2: Nice pull.
I was hoping to tell her that at some point.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Happened with my marriage too. Oh wait, this is where I come for serious relationship advice right? and then 142 people post the same advice and I do the exact opposite and expect encouragement?

What is this, the Lounge? Oh wait :doh:

[Dark_Saber]

When is a good time for hot chocolate?

[Ram|bunc|tious]

How do you tell if a woman is made out of wood? build a bridge out of her

[Dark_Saber]

How do you tell if a woman is made out of wood? build a bridge out of her

The first thing that came to my mind was to set her on fire. . .wow. . .

[MsGal]

How do you tell if a woman is made out of wood?

Tongue splinters? :huh:

[vec]

Is this ridiculous??

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Tongue splinters? :huh:

:lmao:

[Me]

:lol: this is a summary of the entire Lounge

/close Lounge

[Putz1103]

How do I return <ITEM> to Nordstroms?

[Ram|bunc|tious]

How do I get to be POTM?

[Dark_Saber]

How do I get to be POTM?

Does it have something to do with PiitB?

[TigerStar]

Does it have something to do with PiitB?

The month that Texazz won it, yes.

[redjen910]

The month that Texazz won it, yes.

:crying2:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

The month that Texazz won it, yes.

Think he provided his own prostate self-exam to celebrate? :shocking:

[redjen910]

Think he provided his own prostate self-exam to celebrate? :shocking:

Maybe his order came with the same free gift RG got from that place we shall not name.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Are people allowed to use multiple accounts on SD if they keep them in different forums?


Are predators allowed to post on SD? :whistlin:

[Homefrrie]

Why the fark do people say 'my DFB' and 'DH did this'... its so annoying...

You can't really write out who you're talking about? Do I really have to guess what DFB means?

:ranting:

[emelvee]

Why the fark do people say 'my DFB' and 'DH did this'... its so annoying...

You can't really write out who you're talking about? Do I really have to guess what DFB means?

:ranting:AFAIK, this is pretty common in forums. :D

[Homefrrie]

AFAIK, this is pretty common in forums. :D

You're not VQ :mad:

;)


AFAIK.. I can deal with that.. thats pretty standard, but DBF or DH, or any other stupid farkin abbreviation that has to do with boyfriends, girlfriends, ex's, husbands, wives, kids, mother in laws, grandfathers.. fark I could go on all day..

[veritableqndry]

AFAIK, this is pretty common in forums. :D
OTOH, I can see how it could be annoying. IMO it's really about personal choice, KWIM? BTW did you see that thread about the drunk toddler? WTF?

[Homefrrie]

OTOH, I can see how it could be annoying. IMO it's really about personal choice, KWIM? BTW did you see that thread about the drunk toddler? WTF?


KWIM?

:bomb:

[emelvee]

bbiab

[Putz1103]

BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.

[Me]

Are predators allowed to post on SD? :whistlin:

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/predator.jpg

he demands so

[Me]

BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.

I'll make gazpacho

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Should Elin serve time for domestic battery? :boxing:

[vec]

Should I cancel this guys bid on my ebay auction?

[serra]

who is that nooby schooby??

[Ram|bunc|tious]

How do I ignore a mod? :hide:






How long before warning points fall off? :whistlin:

[TigerStar]

Why isn't Autumn a mod?

[Ram|bunc|tious]

I was working in the yard and got poison ivy on my (blank), should I go see a doctor?

[emelvee]

What does "No OT" mean?

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Isldnxl asfo Kimber asdfxok Iconian asfbohas? :rofl2: wobvnnbzxs TR tnxo pqobdfl Ray! :shocking:

[vec]

Why does craigslist suck?

[vec]

Why do people add quotes in their signatures?

[TigerStar]

When will my package get here?

[vec]

Are you supposed to tip [insert service profession here]?

[emelvee]

Are you supposed to tip [insert service profession here]?
:huh:

Isn't that the first item on VQ's list in OP?

[vec]

What does everyone mean by "just sayin"?

[Tyler.Durden]

How much should I tip my plumber?

[Zoe Moon]

How can I get out of my cell phone contract?

[Autumn]

Where in the World did you find this most awesome Christmas card EVER?

http://i47.tinypic.com/2mccdbm.jpg

(Thank you :hug: )

[veritableqndry]

Oh, sure, make me look bad b/c I didn't take a picture of your card. :annoyed: :lol:

:hug:

[Putz1103]

Is everyone doing okay?

[Autumn]

Oh, sure, make me look bad b/c I didn't take a picture of your card. :annoyed: :lol:

:hug:
:lol:

What? You didn't build a shrine and take a picture? Geeze.

I had to post it cause I burst out laughing when I opened it and said out loud "That.is.so.awesome." :lol: :hug:

[AggieMom]

Hey... cats pooping tinsel is awesome Christmas card material, too - don't sell yourself short. :comfort:

[Princess Crunch]

Where in the World did you find this most awesome Christmas card EVER?

http://i47.tinypic.com/2mccdbm.jpg

(Thank you :hug: )
That is a awesome card!!!

[vec]

What Does 'IDK' mean?

[KTMay]

Does it have something to do with PiitB?
EEEEVERYTHING has to do with PiitB!!!

[TigerStar]

EEEEVERYTHING has to do with PiitB!!!

:heart:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Whatever happened to the "Check your PM, the box is full" thread?


... remember those days of 100 message limitation? :shocking:

[Autumn]

Whatever happened to the "Check your PM, the box is full" thread?


... remember those days of 100 message limitation? :shocking:
I...would...DIE.

[DNC]

Why are we supposed to quote the OP or other posts?

[veritableqndry]

Why are we supposed to quote the OP or other posts?
Because most of the older people here have a horrible memory, and all of the younger ones have ADD. If you aren't constantly quoting the last few things a person said, nobody can follow the conversation and it risks devolving into a free-for-all which always winds up becoming a conversation about sex with giraffes.

[TigerStar]

Mmmm......giraffes

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Was Selma banned for selling blackmarket HP TouchPads? :dontknow:

[.DC.]

Was Selma banned for selling blackmarket HP TouchPads? :dontknow:
Was VQ in on it with her??? :eek:

[cupcake42]

How do I get loungers to leave my frosting alone?

[.DC.]

How do I get loungers to leave my frosting alone?
There is no answer for this question.

:evil:

:yummy:

[TigerStar]

Whatever happened to VQ's thread about Slickdeals and the different forums?

[vec]

Classic thread