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[wiles]

I :heart: my Jets!! :blowkiss:



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[wikipost]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/47oct9-hot-babe.jpg

:Frogstar randomly vandalizes the wiki by spray painting ANGRY CROISSANTS 4 LIFE on it:

:roll:

That's too perfect!!

http://i.imgur.com/2se0k.gif

middle finger smiley
http://i37.tinypic.com/15hzz9f.jpg




Drunktaining is the art of entertaining or being entertained while drunk. For example a drunk person may post when no one is around, and they have to drunktain themselves. That is sad and frustrating :crying:

clivefrog's gonna screw up the wiki in 5, 4, 3, 2....

http://i37.tinypic.com/2up8dfs.jpg

[serra]

your old digs (http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?p=29319560&posted=1#post29319560)

[DNC]

http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?sduid=1709&do=personalsticky&t=1996706

:whee:

[wiles]

:groupwav:

come on everybody, sticky this! :woot:

Thanks Serra :hug2:

[saint.]

dates to weddings?

[wiles]

so whats up kitteh
I go to NYC tomorrow til Saturday :woot::

[wiles]

my date to a wedding i am suppose to go to on saturday cancelled this weekend. :angry2: WTF.

what a douche
take seth
NOT :bomb:

[luckykitti]

ooooo i wish i were going to NYC!! and seth :vomit: sucks. he is still with ugly box face blonde girl!

its ok i have been focusing on ME lately!! it is awesome! things are actually starting to feel normal in my life!!

[DNC]

Hi thread.

[1southern1belle]

I wonder if anyone has created a remotely controlled Sybian :scratch:
I could be sitting on a gold mine :whee:I could be the test control of your gold mine! :bounce2: :bounce2:
:wave::blowkiss:

[1southern1belle]

hiya :kiss:

go check out my thread from earlier today, you'll get a giggle :coverlaf:
:cloud9: How far back?...I got to the goldmine invention. :drool:
I am drinking some Grey Goose and I feel fine! :whee:

[Frogstar]

I could be the test control of your gold mine! :bounce2: :bounce2:
:blowkiss:
I'd need more than one reviewer :wink5:

[jmegirl]

:cloud9: How far back?...I got to the goldmine invention. :drool:
I am drinking some Grey Goose and I feel fine! :whee:
its on page 1 of the Lounge, regarding having sex with a post-op transsexual :lol2:

[Frogstar]

its on page 1 of the Lounge, regarding having sex with a post-op transsexual :lol2:
I've found the non-jmegirl is a sicko results interesting.

[1southern1belle]

its on page 1 of the Lounge, regarding having sex with a post-op transsexual :lol2::bigeye: OMG I must read...
I'd need more than one reviewer :wink5:I need to review you first. ;)

[wiles]

Enjoy the vodka, belle! I'm getting :sleepy:

its on page 1 of the Lounge, regarding having sex with a post-op transsexual :lol2:
Love it!

[1southern1belle]

Enjoy the vodka, belle! I'm getting :sleepy:


Love it!:hug: Nite babe....Enjoy the friend time tomorrow. I want to go get my hair done tomorrow.. *pout* and a pedicure..I think I need to make a plan. :girly:

[Frogstar]

:bigeye: OMG I must read...
I need to review you first. ;)
That's only fair.

[1southern1belle]

That's only fair.
And I am nothing if I am not just. :drool:

[The Llama]

And I am nothing if I am not just so farkable
quite

[1southern1belle]

quite
You need to quit talking smack llama man...;)

[wiles]

:hug: Nite babe....Enjoy the friend time tomorrow. I want to go get my hair done tomorrow.. *pout* and a pedicure..I think I need to make a plan. :girly:
Great idea!

You need to quit talking smack llama man...;)
Llama likes to smack it

[VorlonFrog]

meatloaf is in the oven and boy golly does that balsamic glaze smell absolutely yummo http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/drool-smiley.gif?1292867585
Balsamic glaze? Y-U-M!! :faint:

[wiles]

Balsamic glaze? Y-U-M!! :faint:
The things I could do with a balsamic glaze :cloud9:

[VorlonFrog]

The things I could do with a balsamic glaze :cloud9:
It's fantastic on raw veggies as a dipping sauce, and excellent on seasoned roasted veggies. :nod:

[wiles]

It's fantastic on raw veggies as a dipping sauce, and excellent on seasoned roasted veggies. :nod:
I wonder how jme made hers.

I was thinking of it on roasted llama. What a delicacy :yummy:

[VorlonFrog]

Pour quality balsamic vinegar into a sauce pan. Simmer to reduce it into a thick syrup. Voila!

[jmegirl]

i'm ashamed to say how i made it...Bobby Flay told me to do it! :hide:

[Frogstar]

That's pretty shameful.

[jmegirl]

ketchup and balsamic vinegar, whisked together and brushed on top :sadwalk:



:tomato:

[Frogstar]

Is that shameful?

[jmegirl]

i think it's shameful to call it a balsamic glaze, but when you realize it was glazing a meatloaf, then it becomes slightly less shameful :lol:

[Frogstar]

Ketchup and meatloaf are like chicken nuggets and barbecue sauce.

[jmegirl]

...i think that's a good thing? :lol:

[Frogstar]

...i think that's a good thing? :lol:
Mostly :harhar:

I got burned out on meatloaf when I was younger. Haven't eaten it in years.

[jmegirl]

You need to tell the wifey to find a kicked up version of meatloaf. I like adding a pound of chopped cooked bacon to my meatloaf mix before baking it, or a packet of Lipton Beefy Onion soup mix for extra flavor. There's lots of things you can do with meatloaf, including not even putting ketchup in it! :ohmy:

[Frogstar]

I don't think she has any particular interest in making it either :lol:

[jmegirl]

well fooey on her :harhar:

[VorlonFrog]

I see we have a few meatloaf connoisseurs in the audience, today. Add me to the list. Yummy.

[jmegirl]

i'm a fan of meatloaf actually, as long as it's not traditional. like last night, i added finely diced sauteed zucchini, red and yellow bell peppers, and white onion to the meat mixture, along with some ketchup, balsamic vinegar, panko bread crumbs, thyme, parsley, and freshly grated parmesan and romano cheeses. :flex:

[Frogstar]

well fooey on her :harhar:
Them's fightin' words!

[1southern1belle]

See.... I come over to say Hallo, and leave wanting to be glazed...:blowkiss:

[Frogstar]

We'll hold the ketchup.

[jmegirl]

:coverlaf:

[VorlonFrog]

Hrmmmm, maybe we could make a Balsamic glaze with honey and balsamic vinegar, and carefully massage all the ladies with it?

[jmegirl]

sounds sticky icky icky

i'm in :woot:

[Frogstar]

sounds sticky icky icky

i'm in :woot:
That's my line!

[jmegirl]

i will be drinking a beer in roughly 4 hours and 27 minutes and it cannot get here quick enough :ranting:


i want to call in dead to work tomorrow :lol:

[Frogstar]

I still don't have any beer.

Well, I have the one DT in the fridge that I've been saving.

[VorlonFrog]

I have one Belgian dark beer remaining in my fridge, and I'm off work tomorrow.
Gee, I wonder what I'll do?

[Frogstar]

Take up the unicycle?

[jmegirl]

a unicycle with no seat? :bigeye:

[VorlonFrog]

Well, to be honest, I was thinking about having a late breakfast, starting on that one lonely beer, and cruising The Lounge for a while. Oh, and watching it drizzle outside, all damned day long.

[jmegirl]

i'm gonna drink lots of yummy local brews tonight while watching the NCSU Wolfpack attempt a win in Cincinnati :woot:

[Frogstar]

Well, to be honest, I was thinking about having a late breakfast, starting on that one lonely beer, and cruising The Lounge for a while. Oh, and watching it drizzle outside, all damned day long.
Your idea is probably better.

[VorlonFrog]

I left out one VERY important item: Buy more beer.

[Frogstar]

Even better!

[jmegirl]

day drinking :woot:

[VorlonFrog]

I'd like to be day-drinking right now.
It might get rid of this farking headache.

[The Llama]

I wonder how jme made hers.

I was thinking of it on roasted llama. What a delicacy :yummy:
This is like the third thread in which parts of me are being cooked!!

[VorlonFrog]

Well, if llama weren't so darned delicious, they wouldn't be saying things like this . . .

[Frogstar]

This is like the third thread in which parts of me are being cooked!!
I feel for you, man.

[VorlonFrog]

Are your legs hurting like my legs are hurting?

[Frogstar]

Sometimes.

[wiles]

day drinking :woot:
:nono2:

That's the devil

I'd like to be day-drinking right now.
It might get rid of this farking headache.
And create more later :lol:

This is like the third thread in which parts of me are being cooked!!
You are a trendy delicacy

Are your legs hurting like my legs are hurting?
Llama has no legs left!

[The Llama]

Llama has no legs left!
That wasn't my leg...

[1southern1belle]

This is like the third thread in which parts of me are being cooked!!Fine...Then I will take you RAW! :drool:

[wiles]

Fine...Then I will take you RAW! :drool:
Raw foods FTW!

[wiles]

So who's spending Halloween weekend in DFW? ;)

[1southern1belle]

Raw foods FTW!Good Morning. :whee:

[VorlonFrog]

Step 1: Sleep in late - Check
Step 2: Late breakfast - Working on it

[wiles]

Good Morning. :whee:hey lady whats doing

Step 1: Sleep in late - Check
Step 2: Late breakfast - Working on it
:groupwav:

[jmegirl]

VF have you ever eaten at Tribeca Tavern? :faint:


So good, my mouth is still watering from that Kobe beef burger, grilled asparagus, and fried green tomatoes appetizer :drool2:

[VorlonFrog]

No, never have, but if you say the burger was that good, I'll definitely believe you.


Wife had the grilled asparagus at Outback a few weekends ago and loved it.


Have I mentioned it's a monsoon here in Charlotte this morning?

[jmegirl]

I got their Cobb burger, and I substituted the Kobe beef burger instead of the normal ground beef - cooked medium. They topped it with with a fried egg, 3 strips of bacon, blue cheese, avocado, and roasted tomatoes. Oh. Em. Geeeeeeeee.

[VorlonFrog]

And I thought *I* had a cholesterol issue . . . :roll: :roll: :roll:

[jmegirl]

i'll have you know that my blood pressure and cholesterol are absolutely phenomenal :lol:

in May when we had that health screening (the insurance people come here to the office), the guy reading me my blood test results said, "Surprisingly, your blood pressure and cholesterol numbers are really fantastic."

so I looked at him and said, "What, for a fat girl? Is that what you're saying?" :roll:

he was so embarrassed, but that's totally what he meant :lol:

[wiles]

i'll have you know that my blood pressure and cholesterol are absolutely phenomenal :lol:

in May when we had that health screening (the insurance people come here to the office), the guy reading me my blood test results said, "Surprisingly, your blood pressure and cholesterol numbers are really fantastic."

so I looked at him and said, "What, for a fat girl? Is that what you're saying?" :roll:

he was so embarrassed, but that's totally what he meant :lol:
:rofl2:

[jmegirl]

so i'm browsing the mugshots from this week (they post them on the local news site, along with what they were arrested for) and i come across this gem...

http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/news/local/2011/09/19/10150578/0311013624-384x480.jpg

i don't think i've ever seen someone so happy to be arrested for attempted B&E and possession of burglary tools :rofl2:

[wiles]

did I mention yesterday that my friend's bro got busted for running a meth lab? :mad:

I was just talking to the detective that busted him. He said it was the best meth lab he's ever seen :lol:
well, if you are going to do something, do it well :dontknow:

[jmegirl]

that guy has been watching too much Breaking Bad! :lol:

OMG :rofl2:

His neck!

http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/news/local/2011/09/17/10146091/0311013568-384x480.jpg

[Frogstar]

that guy has been watching too much Breaking Bad! :lol:

That's what I was going to say.

OMG :rofl2:

His neck!

Dude looks super-baked.

[jmegirl]

these mug shots farking make my day :roll:

[jmegirl]

omg i graduated highschool with this kid :omg:

http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/news/local/2011/09/14/10128892/0311013396-384x480.jpg

[Frogstar]

Has anyone in this thread ever had a mug shot photo taken? :scratch:

[VorlonFrog]

I don't know. I was really drunk at the time....

[jmegirl]

nope, never been arrested and never had a mugshot :grin:

[VorlonFrog]

My wife is a substitute school teacher and was formerly a full-time middle-school teacher. She peruses the mug shots for her former students every now and then. She usually finds one or two she just knew would turn out that way, and they've got a rap sheet already.

[jmegirl]

i am shocked at how many young ones there are, like 18-22 year olds, with serious felony charges :omg:

[Frogstar]

I don't know. I was really drunk at the time....
Were you in the right?

i am shocked at how many young ones there are, like 18-22 year olds, with serious felony charges :omg:
I'm not. I used to hang with a fairly coarse crowd, though.

[jmegirl]

i was always a good girl :angel_not

[VorlonFrog]

Were you in the right?
I definitely was in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!

[Frogstar]

i was always a good girl :angel_not
I'm sure :bleh:
I definitely was in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!
:smoke:

[jmegirl]

ok so i totally wanted to go out and grab lunch but SOMEONE just opened the monsoon flood gates :annoyed:

[Frogstar]

:hide:

[nessykins]

:crylol:

[jmegirl]

i don't have a stinkin' umbrella either :mad:

damnit this blows :bomb:

[wiles]

omg i graduated highschool with this kid :omg:

http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/news/local/2011/09/14/10128892/0311013396-384x480.jpgfor real???

Has anyone in this thread ever had a mug shot photo taken? :scratch: luckily no

I don't know. I was really drunk at the time....
:rofl2:

[jmegirl]

yup, for real. and he was a nice kid too, he wasn't a thug at all, definitely didn't have all those tattoos, and he hung out with the good kids, not the thuggos. i'm shocked :omg:

drugs are funny things :shake:

[wiles]

:crylol:
thanks for the return text :mad:

yup, for real. and he was a nice kid too, he wasn't a thug at all, definitely didn't have all those tattoos, and he hung out with the good kids, not the thuggos. i'm shocked :omg:

drugs are funny things :shake:
just like meth lab kid :mad:

[nessykins]

thanks for the return text :mad:


:O

Just checked it and texted you back :woot:

[wiles]

:O

Just checked it and texted you back :woot:
girls are gonna have some fun :groupwav:

and vvulfy to of course <3

ness I was freaking out trying to make sure one of you guys would be around to drunktain w me and I was hoping the ticket wouldn't expire cuz you know how fast they go when there are only a couple seats left for cheap!

[nessykins]

girls are gonna have some fun :groupwav:

and vvulfy to of course <3

ness I was freaking out trying to make sure one of you guys would be around to drunktain w me and I was hoping the ticket wouldn't expire cuz you know how fast they go when there are only a couple seats left for cheap!
We're going to have some fun! This time I'll remember to charge the celly so I can take some pics

[Frogstar]

wooooot

[VorlonFrog]

ok so i totally wanted to go out and grab lunch but SOMEONE just opened the monsoon flood gates :annoyed:
Don't say I didn't warn you....

[Clivefrog]

ok so i totally wanted to go out and grab lunch but SOMEONE just opened the monsoon flood gates :annoyed:

your period started?








:sick: :sick::vomit::vomit: WHY DID I SAY THAT :sick: :vomit::sick:

[jmegirl]

your period started?








:sick: :sick::vomit::vomit: WHY DID I SAY THAT :sick: :vomit::sick:
:facepalm2:

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT :sick:

[VorlonFrog]

Some days, I'd swear he wasn't a frog. :facepalm2:

[Frogstar]

:roll:

[nessykins]

Wiles and I are going to party commando!

I'll be sure to wear non-holey pants!

[VorlonFrog]

Well, what fun is that?

[jmegirl]

i wish ya'll would like, party in Charlotte or something. then i could come party with you.

why's it gotta be farking Texas :bomb:

[nessykins]

Well, what fun is that?

well, considering I like being married, a LOT! :lol:

[VorlonFrog]

Oh yeah, there's that one little thing to consider. My apologies. ;)

[nessykins]

:lol:

hubby is seriously awesome :cloud9:

although, sometimes, I want to kick him where the sun don't shine

[jmegirl]

if you lived in a nudist colony, where would you kick him then? huh?

[nessykins]

if you lived in a nudist colony, where would you kick him then? huh?

:puts thinking cap on:

On the sole of his foot :bulb:

[jmegirl]

methinks that wouldn't hurt as much

[jj.12321]

:sick: :sick::vomit::vomit: WHY DID I SAY THAT :sick: :vomit::sick:


:lmao:

[wiles]

We're going to have some fun! This time I'll remember to charge the celly so I can take some pics:bulb: remind me tg bring my camera
and not forget it
damn we gonna drunkentain :woot:

Wiles and I are going to party commando!

I'll be sure to wear non-holey pants!:groupwav:

i wish ya'll would like, party in Charlotte or something. then i could come party with you.

why's it gotta be farking Texas :bomb: one of these days ;)

:lol:

hubby is seriously awesome :cloud9:

although, sometimes, I want to kick him where the sun don't shine
you have a hubbie's bum bum obsession :lol:

[The Llama]

Fine...Then I will take you RAW! :drool:
Uh... I need to go clean up.

[VorlonFrog]

quiet night here . . . http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/bored-smiley.gif

[Frogstar]

I took a little nap.

[VorlonFrog]

I've been watching Fringe on Fox.

[Frogstar]

I've been doing this and that.

[nessykins]

I'm in a foul mood

[Frogstar]

Well, knock it off.

[jmegirl]

i just made it into the finals for karaoke this month - the prize is a trip to Puerto Rico. i will perform on the big stage next Sunday Oct 2nd at 9pm.

Don't Stop Believin' is the song that got me in the finals :whee:

[Frogstar]

:gropehug:

[jmegirl]

i'm so far beyond excited that it's kinda embarrassing :woot2:

[Clivefrog]

i'm so far beyond tired it's

[VorlonFrog]

. . . exhausting?

[wiles]

i just made it into the finals for karaoke this month - the prize is a trip to Puerto Rico. i will perform on the big stage next Sunday Oct 2nd at 9pm.

Don't Stop Believin' is the song that got me in the finals :whee:
Whoa thats awesome

Nap time

Long drunken night

[Frogstar]

Picked up beer today :woot:

[wiles]

Picked up beer today :woot:
What kind?

[VorlonFrog]

Picked up beer today :woot:
Hooray Beer!!
http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/red-stripe-hooray-beer.jpg

[wiles]

I drank beer last night. Think im taking myself to a vegan cafe for dinner tonight.

[VorlonFrog]

Sounds like a capital idea, Watson!!

[beowulf7]

Hey thread, what's up? I'm back in the heat of TX. :eek:

Go RU and NYY! :whee: I need this today b/c I'm not so optimistic of tomorrow's Giants game w/ the Eagles. :eek:

Oh, go Jon "Bones" Jones in UFC 135 tonight! :whee2:

wiley, what's shakin? :hug:

[wiles]

Hey thread, what's up? I'm back in the heat of TX. :eek:

Go RU and NYY! :whee: I need this today b/c I'm not so optimistic of tomorrow's Giants game w/ the Eagles. :eek:

Oh, go Jon "Bones" Jones in UFC 135 tonight! :whee2:

wiley, what's shakin? :hug:
nice wins :woot:

what's up stranger? :teehee:

[desrtrnnr]

nice wins :woot:

what's up stranger? :teehee:

you should so dress like this for Halloween

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll277/mikeystugots/ufcgrlssm.jpg

[wiles]

yeah but I want to be out in a bar that may not be appropriate

[desrtrnnr]

yeah but I want to be out in a bar that may not be appropriate


its texas, its always appropriate, they have restaurants where thats how much the servers wear

[wiles]

its texas, its always appropriate, they have restaurants where thats how much the servers wear
I think you are trying trick me :eek:

[desrtrnnr]

I think you are trying trick me :eek:

there is bone daddy's, twin peaks, bikini's, tilted kilt and a few others that i havent checked out yet..

[1southern1belle]

:wave2: hiya thread. Everyone out?!?!? :bounce2: :bounce2:

[wiles]

but I'm a patron

[wiles]

:wave2: hiya thread. Everyone out?!?!? :bounce2: :bounce2:
I'm home belle

trying to get Dest to meet up w me and vvulfy in tx next month :woot:

[desrtrnnr]

:wave2: hiya thread. Everyone out?!?!? :bounce2: :bounce2:
:wave: hiya belle.. i'm trying to talk wiles into wearing a bikini for holloween


I'm home belle

trying to get Dest to meet up w me and vvulfy in tx next month :woot:

this is the bone daddy's dress code


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bZMOzcdOsh4/TYjm7ZQdK0I/AAAAAAAABCI/9-w_1Gj_QAk/Bone+Daddy%2527s+2.jpg

this is the twin peaks dress code

and on sundays they have a bikini car wash

http://www.29-95.com/files/images/beer_girl.jpg


and this is the tilted kilt's dress code

http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e14//5887656.92.jpg

these girls are actually from the north scottsdale location.. but the dress code is the same

[1southern1belle]

I'm home belle

trying to get Dest to meet up w me and vvulfy in tx next month :woot:
Hi babe! :hug:
Earlier night in...must be a big day tomorrow in football, right?

Des should totally meet up with y'all...:whee: for some :beer: and :dance14: Good times!

[wiles]

yeah but I'm a little more 'mature' than those girls :lol:

Hi babe! :hug:
Earlier night in...must be a big day tomorrow in football, right?

Des should totally meet up with y'all...:whee: for some :beer: and :dance14: Good times!
yeah plus last night was wicked :faint:

[1southern1belle]

:wave: hiya belle.. i'm trying to talk wiles into wearing a bikini for holloween
I there Des!!! :hug: I guess we just saw all the places where you go out to eat. :roll:
yeah but I'm a little more 'mature' than those girls :lol:
yeah plus last night was wicked :faint:It was??? I need to read back but my internet is kicking my ass and being so slow today....
Let me give some numbers so the boys can :crying2: for me...

ping- 242ms .04mbps download and .08mbps upload

I closed some things down and now I get
http://www.speedtest.net/result/1500584781.png
:annoyed:...soooooo bad...

[wiles]

I there Des!!! :hug: I guess we just saw all the places where you go out to eat. :roll:
It was??? I need to read back but my internet is kicking my ass and being so slow today....
Let me give some numbers so the boys can :crying2: for me...

ping- 242ms .04mbps download and .08mbps upload

I closed some things down and now I get
http://www.speedtest.net/result/1500584781.png
:annoyed:...soooooo bad...
nothing too exciting
drunk at a bar w my crazy friend
she fought w the bartender and got us cutoff
her boyfriend drove us to another bar then we went back to hotel and slept

[wiles]

:sleepy:

lets go Ducks!

[desrtrnnr]

I there Des!!! :hug: I guess we just saw all the places where you go out to eat. :roll:
It was??? I need to read back but my internet is kicking my ass and being so slow today....
Let me give some numbers so the boys can :crying2: for me...

ping- 242ms .04mbps download and .08mbps upload

I closed some things down and now I get
http://www.speedtest.net/result/1500584781.png
:annoyed:...soooooo bad...

are you still out in the boonies? i cant go to those places too much anymore since they dont have any in san antonio yet.. but they are all up in dallas..

nothing too exciting
drunk at a bar w my crazy friend
she fought w the bartender and got us cutoff
her boyfriend drove us to another bar then we went back to hotel and slept

i'll probably come up just for the chance that maybe you'll get drunk and flash me :bounce:

[wiles]

are you still out in the boonies? i cant go to those places too much anymore since they dont have any in san antonio yet.. but they are all up in dallas..



i'll probably come up just for the chance that maybe you'll get drunk and flash me :bounce:
:roll: I usually don't flash people at bars :lol:

[wiles]

Millertime, thread. Let's go jets!

[VorlonFrog]

Carolina Panthers survived a cloudburst and beat Jacksonvile Jaguars in Charlotte, today. Yay.

[Frogstar]

What kind?
A local quad (bought eight of these, would have gotten more if they had them), Fin Du Monde (yeah, again :lol:), and Maudite was on sale, so I grabbed some of those to try.

It was??? I need to read back but my internet is kicking my ass and being so slow today....
Let me give some numbers so the boys can :crying2: for me...

ping- 242ms .04mbps download and .08mbps upload

I closed some things down and now I get
http://www.speedtest.net/result/1500584781.png
:annoyed:...soooooo bad...
:comfort:

[1southern1belle]

are you still out in the boonies? i cant go to those places too much anymore since they dont have any in san antonio yet.. but they are all up in dallas..



i'll probably come up just for the chance that maybe you'll get drunk and flash me :bounce::nod: Yes..I am still in the middle of nowhere. :down:
A local quad (bought eight of these, would have gotten more if they had them), Fin Du Monde (yeah, again :lol:), and Maudite was on sale, so I grabbed some of those to try.

:comfort:Thank you for comforting me frogstar....It will get better. :P I'm moving at some point.
Carolina Panthers survived a cloudburst and beat Jacksonvile Jaguars in Charlotte, today. Yay.yay...Panthers. :bounce:

[wiles]

A local quad (bought eight of these, would have gotten more if they had them), Fin Du Monde (yeah, again :lol:), and Maudite was on sale, so I grabbed some of those to try.

:comfort:
I like maudite :drool:

[wiles]

Carolina Panthers survived a cloudburst and beat Jacksonvile Jaguars in Charlotte, today. Yay.
I will hold a vendetta vs saint Cam as long as there is breath in my body :angry2:

[VorlonFrog]

I will hold a vendetta vs saint Cam as long as there is breath in my body :angry2:
As you can see from my ecstatic "yay", I'm not a huge football nut. So tell me, what's your beef with Mister Newton? (I hope it's nothing like Kohl's)

[jmegirl]

I too will hold a vendetta against Mister Cam as long as there is breath in my body :)

(It has to do with his days at Auburn and accepting/expecting money to play college football)

[VorlonFrog]

And you're not even a Bama fan, so that's pretty darned serious...

[jmegirl]

it just really bothers me that someone "who loves football so much" would think that they're such a great player that they deserve to be PAID in COLLEGE. i don't care what those Bama fans say about him knowing nothing about it, it was his dad acting alone, blah blah bullshit.

now that the Panthers have him, they've thrown all this money at him, and i give him until Week 10 before the money gets to his head and he farks up off-field, embarrassing himself and the entire NFL :nod:


:soapbox:


sooo, happy Monday :girly:

[VorlonFrog]

. . . eating animal crackers . . .

[wiles]

As you can see from my ecstatic "yay", I'm not a huge football nut. So tell me, what's your beef with Mister Newton? (I hope it's nothing like Kohl's)
yeah I do love a good vendetta

I too will hold a vendetta against Mister Cam as long as there is breath in my body :)

(It has to do with his days at Auburn and accepting/expecting money to play college football)
yeah that

he really should have been :banned:
instead he and mr dirty nick fairely beat Oregon in the Natty :angry2:

[jmegirl]

apples and cinnamon oatmeal here :eat:

Fairley got what was coming to him, he's injured and out for the season :coverlaf:

[wiles]

apples and cinnamon oatmeal here :eat:

Fairley got what was coming to him, he's injured and out for the season :coverlaf:
Is he, when did that happen? I was kinda drunk yesterday

did someone poke his eyes like he does to everyone else? Douche :angry:

[VorlonFrog]

I don't know, I was really drunk at the time.

[jmegirl]

i am pretty sure he was injured like that before the season even started, and that he hasn't played at all :confused:

yeah according to his Wiki he hasn't played a single NFL game, so he's been injured on the bench from the get-go

[jmegirl]

ah yes, an injured foot, he had surgery on it - it still ain't workin :lol:

[wiles]

he's a big boy

[jmegirl]

takes a lot of foot to hold that big boy up :lol:

[Frogstar]

Does he still get paid?

[wiles]

I'm bored :annoyed:

have stuff to do blah blah blah
going away to a conference tomorrow

[jmegirl]

yup, he still gets paid

Peyton Manning is raking in roughly 18 million while he holds up the bench :)

i'm gonna make new orleans style black bean and andouille sausage soup tonight :)

[Frogstar]

That's a sweet gig.

[VorlonFrog]

yup, he still gets paid

Peyton Manning is raking in roughly 18 million while he holds up the bench :)

i'm gonna make new orleans style black bean and andouille sausage soup tonight :)
One can Progresso or Goya black beans
One can chicken broth or stock
Two links of smoked sausage
1 small white onion, chopped or julienne-sliced
1/2 green or red bell pepper, chopped
1 or 2 shots of Tabasco hot sauce
1/4 cup of white wine

Slice sausage diagonally to expose a larger surface area. Slice onion and chop bell pepper. Saute all of these briefly in a sauce pan, using a little chicken stock/broth to keep it from sticking. Toss in the black beans, add stock/broth, and hot sauce. Before serving, add the white wine and stir well. Enjoy! It's simple, fast, easy, and farking delicious.

[jmegirl]

is that a good way to make it? i was going to go the crockpot route and take 6 farking hours :lol:

[wiles]

everything farking annoys me today, ever have one of those days! :blowup:

my finance director is really on my farking nerves
townie is apparently history
no great loss anyway

[jmegirl]

haha vviles has PMS

[wiles]

haha vviles has PMS
vviles is hung over
has so much to do this farking week
and got blown off by a townie :lol: how much worse can it get? :mad:

[jmegirl]

oh damn
fark townie

wtf what happened, i thought things were all http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/bliss-smiley.gif?1292867557

[VorlonFrog]

is that a good way to make it? i was going to go the crockpot route and take 6 farking hours :lol:
Would I lie to you? Seriously, this takes less than 15 minutes to make, and another ten to fifteen minutes to simmer and come together nicely. I've made it for a few different ladies in my lifetime, and all of them have always loved it. If you like it thicker, find a can of refried black beans in the Hispanic section of your grocery store, and use a few spoonsful of those to thicken it up. Or just do the corn starch slurry. Either way works well. Fresh parsley or cilantro works well for a garnish, as well as a slice of lime.

[wiles]

oh damn
fark townie

wtf what happened, i thought things were all http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/bliss-smiley.gif?1292867557
we dont really have much in common and he's weird
I think he's sneaky

Would I lie to you? e.
i hope not :crying2:

[jmegirl]

Would I lie to you? Seriously, this takes less than 15 minutes to make, and another ten to fifteen minutes to simmer and come together nicely. I've made it for a few different ladies in my lifetime, and all of them have always loved it. If you like it thicker, find a can of refried black beans in the Hispanic section of your grocery store, and use a few spoonsful of those to thicken it up. Or just do the corn starch slurry. Either way works well. Fresh parsley or cilantro works well for a garnish, as well as a slice of lime.
that's good to know!

i think i'm gonna do it in the crockpot anyways, but i'm gonna wait til Saturday and make it my college football food of the day :drool:

[wiles]

I love college football :drool:

[VorlonFrog]

I love college football assistant coaches :drool:
Fixed that for you. :evillaf:

[jmegirl]

screw that
Charlie Weiss is an assistant coach now isn't he :yucky:

[wiles]

Fixed that for you. :evillaf:
dude get out of my head

you know my ex husband was a college football assistant coach, right?
I swear to God!

:rofl2:

screw that
Charlie Weiss is an assistant coach now isn't he :yucky:
:cold:

yeah my gram went to school w his mom

they dont make enough alcohol for me to get on that :crying2:

[jmegirl]

so i decided i'm going to sing Rolling In The Deep by Adele at the karaoke finals this weekend

i'm going to have DH record it and i'll put it on youtube so you all can watch me up on stage singing :whee:

[wiles]

thats awesome! I love that song

I"m so excited

[jmegirl]

i'm more excited than you :lol:

i haven't stopped singing Adele's song since i decided i'd be doing it for the finals
i gotta sing it 1,000,000 times to make sure i can do it flawlessly :flex:

[Clivefrog]

trolling in the derp

[Frogstar]

so i decided i'm going to sing Rolling In The Deep by Adele at the karaoke finals this weekend

i'm going to have DH record it and i'll put it on youtube so you all can watch me up on stage singing :whee:
:thumbup:
thats awesome! I love that song

I"m so excited
I've never heard it.

trolling in the derp
:lol2:

[jmegirl]

does F1 have youtube at work? :look:

[wiles]

i'm more excited than you :lol:

i haven't stopped singing Adele's song since i decided i'd be doing it for the finals
i gotta sing it 1,000,000 times to make sure i can do it flawlessly :flex:
oh yeah
I guess you'd be
but thats soo cool you are in the finals

you are gonna win the trip :strong:

trolling in the derp
:welcome: new kid

[jmegirl]

i'm up against at least 20 others, i doubt it'll win (trip to Puerto Rico) but it'll be fun being up on stage :whee:

[wiles]

i'm up against at least 20 others, i doubt it'll win (trip to Puerto Rico) but it'll be fun being up on stage :whee:
I'm a little crazy
I"d make sure you won if I lived there ;)
there would be food poisonings, and people being called into work, and bomb threats, and any number of things I could to eliminate the competition :sly:

I'd entice some guy into the bathroom for a HJ before his song :roll:

[VorlonFrog]

trolling in the derp
Herp?

[jmegirl]

:roll:

vviles you are my hero :cloud9:

really, all i need is about 15 people there on my behalf to cheer and make a lot of noise when i'm done singing and when the voting happens. it depends on the karaoke guy and the bartender's opinions too, but crowd reaction is a big part. it turns into a total popularity contest.

[wiles]

:roll:

vviles you are my hero :cloud9:

really, all i need is about 15 people there on my behalf to cheer and make a lot of noise when i'm done singing and when the voting happens. it depends on the karaoke guy and the bartender's opinions too, but crowd reaction is a big part. it turns into a total popularity contest.
I'd give out a lot of HJs that night ;)
it doesnt count as sex

I"d give the karoake guy and the bartender hjs too :drool:

fark I'd even give clive one, cuz i"m feeling generous

[Frogstar]

does F1 have youtube at work? :look:
No speakers.

[jmegirl]

wow, vviles must give a damn good HJ if she can give out that many in just a couple hours :omg:

[wiles]

wow, vviles must give a damn good HJ if she can give out that many in just a couple hours :omg:
dude
:flex:

wiles is to HJs like JME is to Karoake like F1 is to drinking beer like F2 is to :soccer:
:cool:

please give me about 2 min pp average?
Im efficient

[jmegirl]

hahahahaha hot damn i love you vviles :roll:

[wiles]

hahahahaha hot damn i love you vviles :roll:
:blowkiss:

I will tell you the secret to a grand HJ :bowdown:

[Clivefrog]

i hope you clean up after each hj

[jmegirl]

:blowkiss:

I will tell you the secret to a grand HJ :bowdown:
:glasses2:

http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/writing1-smiley.gif?1292867702

[wiles]

i hope you clean up after each hj
yeah with your soccer jersey

:glasses2:

http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/writing1-smiley.gif?1292867702
:cool:

[Frogstar]

That's a pretty good average.

[wiles]

That's a pretty good average.
thanks

I got mad skillz

I used to hate my exhusband so I got really good at making things happen fast so I didnt have to touch him for long

[Frogstar]

And now you have a chance to use those powers for good!

[wiles]

And now you have a chance to use those powers for good!
yeah!
It's like when a kid gets electrocuted and it sucks while it is happening, but then he gets superpowers
it's just like that! :faint:

[Frogstar]

I haven't seen that in forever.

[jmegirl]

thanks

I got mad skillz

I used to hate my exhusband so I got really good at making things happen fast so I didnt have to touch him for long
:crylol:

wait, that's kinda sad :sadwalk:

[nessykins]

In related news, I can open my jaw wider now!

[Frogstar]

great news! I can open my jaw wider now!
http://a.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=451067&d=1291219159

[wiles]

I haven't seen that in forever. thats how clark kent got to be superman

:crylol:

wait, that's kinda sad :sadwalk:
oh it was then but it's a happy story cuz he's gone from my life :cloud9:

I could tell you aweful stories of him
but I will refrain from it :angry:

In related news, I can open my jaw wider now!
lets have a who can fit the most stuff in their mouth contest

[jmegirl]

omg you guys crack me up today :roll:

i bet F1 can't stand up right now :lol2:

[Frogstar]

lets have a who can fit the most stuff in their mouth contest
:roll:

[nessykins]

http://a.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=451067&d=1291219159

:iagree:

lets have a who can fit the most stuff in their mouth contest

bring it!

I shall start practicing tonight http://a.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=451067&d=1291219159

[Frogstar]

omg you guys crack me up today :roll:

i bet F1 can't stand up right now :lol2:
Can too!

Of course, the only person likely to enter my vicinity is out to lunch...

[wiles]

omg you guys crack me up today :roll:

i bet F1 can't stand up right now :lol2:
:iagree:
damn I really want a sybian

how could I justify like $1500 on that
UGH
when I get job security I'm farking buying one

:iagree:


bring it!

I shall start practicing tonight http://a.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=451067&d=1291219159
:yawn:
oh yeah

[Frogstar]

:iagree:
damn I really want a sybian

how could I justify like $1500 on that
UGH
when I get job security I'm farking buying one

It's fun just to watch a girl on one of them.

[jj.12321]

I'd entice some guy into the bathroom for a HJ before his song :roll:

:lol: Kind of difficult to do karoke when you can't stand up straight :lol:

[wiles]

It's fun just to watch a girl on one of them.
I'd prefer to be the girl on one :drool:
:lol: Kind of difficult to do karoke when you can't stand up straight :lol:
:nod:

[Frogstar]

I'd prefer to be the girl on one :drool:

:iagree:

[wiles]

F1 they make a boy sibian too

would you try it ? :drool:

[jmegirl]

my glasses are fogged up

and i'm not wearing glasses

[nessykins]

wtf is a sybian?

[jmegirl]

F1 they make a boy sibian too

would you try it ? :drool:
omg for real :bigeye:

:runs to Google from her phone:

wtf is a sybian?
don't Google it from work :rofl2:

[wiles]

where the fark is LLama

my glasses are fogged up

and i'm not wearing glasses:iagree:
I"m extra horny today

wtf is a sybian?:bigeye:
it's the most legendary sex toy ever
it costs like $1300 for the base model
It's like a big rocking horse for a girl to ride with a magic wand with fancy attachments that go with it too

omg for real :bigeye:

:runs to Google from her phone:


don't Google it from work :rofl2:
did you see it :drool:

[jmegirl]

i'm not sure what i was looking for
i think all i saw was these pump-things for guys, it didn't look like a normal sybian :dontknow:

[wiles]

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wiles*, Tobascojapan

damn I hope you are 18 or older, mister

[jmegirl]

:rofl2:

if we keep it up the thread will get "locked for maintenance" and Schooby will come in here and sweep things up :roll:

[wiles]

i'm not sure what i was looking for
i think all i saw was these pump-things for guys, it didn't look like a normal sybian :dontknow:its the venus 2000

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wiles*, Tobascojapan

damn I hope you are 18 or older, mister
he's prolly Poonie with a name change :roll:

[Frogstar]

F1 they make a boy sibian too

would you try it ? :drool:
I've heard of it, but I don't think I've seen it yet. But probably.

[wiles]

:rofl2:

if we keep it up the thread will get "locked for maintenance" and Schooby will come in here and sweep things up :roll:as long as we are not graphic its ok

[jmegirl]

Venus 2000, ah yes, that Google search term worked :glasses2:

not quite as hot as watching a girl on a sybian though :roll:

[wiles]

its a hands free device u can use for minutes or hours of pleassure :drool:

Venus 2000, ah yes, that Google search term worked :glasses2:

not quite as hot as watching a girl on a sybian though :roll:
I wanna go home and watch the you porn vids of it :drool:

[jmegirl]

ok time to change the subject

what's for dinner tonight? :eat:


(VF is gonna be mad he missed this convo) :rofl2:

[nessykins]

interesting


Pizza for dinner...maybe

[Frogstar]

ok time to change the subject

what's for dinner tonight? :eat:


(VF is gonna be mad he missed this convo) :rofl2:
Hm... how about tubesteak?

[wiles]

ok time to change the subject

what's for dinner tonight? :eat:


(VF is gonna be mad he missed this convo) :rofl2:
townie :rofl2:

I Had a huge lunch
veg tempura
tofu teriyaki
salad
soup
I"m stuffed
I feel as fat as clivefrog


interesting


Pizza for dinner...maybe
:drool:

[jmegirl]

F1 you're bad :whip:


OMG i want tempura and tofu for dinner!

[Frogstar]

F1 you're bad :whip:

The worst!