Question for the gays:

[Foreveryours]

You meet a guy and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at his place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private





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[.DC.]

:lmao:

[Iaaaiws]

You could have at least put some imagination into it.

[Princess Crunch]

:facepalm2: :lol:

[Landers]

You could have at least put some imagination into it.
Seriously.

[Clivefrog]

:iagree:

[Jex]

You meet a guy and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private





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Haha I hope they still don't try to perform if they have to go. :P

[Iaaaiws]

Haha I hope they still don't try to perform if they have to go. :P

I bet the shit would hit the fan

[OhNoItsDEVO]

I bet the shit would hit the fan :lmao:

[jenni.]

I bet the shit would hit the fan

:roll:

[SDRebel]

:yuk:

[Jex]

I bet the shit would hit the fan

http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif

[emelvee]

I bet the shit would hit the fan
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/emelvee/SD%20misc%20pics/whacky086.gif

[ikonoklast]

http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif
Was thinking of that picture the whole time. :lmao:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/emelvee/SD%20misc%20pics/whacky086.gif
:lmao:

[Jex]

Was thinking of that picture the whole time. :lmao:

:lmao: Yeah it took me a few minutes to find. :P

[iconian]

I remember getting that pic a long time ago and not being able to find it since. Thanks!

[SlicKitty]

You meet a guy and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private





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Wait a minute...is there a typo here?

Is this a question for the GAYS, or is this a question for the GUYS?

Thread title says "gays", but you're talking about going to "her place".

Je suis confused.

[coulditbeSatan]

He could just ask his friend to push his stool in for him.

[PaintTheSkyGrey]

Worst.

Spoof.

Ever.

[Pig]

Look wot emelvee has done :mad:

[Foreveryours]

You could have at least put some imagination into it.
Is this a new requirement? :dontknow:

[SlicKitty]

He could just ask his friend to push his stool in for him.


But...I still can't tell if he's on a date with a girl, or a guy.

[HeyLookItsMe]

:bump:

[pyro008]

But...I still can't tell if he's on a date with a girl, or a guy.
Maybe its a guy who wants people to call him a she.

[ikonoklast]

http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif
Just wanted to quote the picture.

[HeyLookItsMe]

http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif (http://imgur.com/PQ48w.gif)
Just wanted to quote the picture.


hrmm so technically its ok because the rule is



Do not post links to sites with grotesque, gruesome or disgusting pictures/vid



and technically this isnt a "link" its an embed….

[ikonoklast]

hrmm so technically its ok because the rule is



and technically this isnt a "link" its an embed….
Giving birth to a shit-baby is a miraculous event. I am going to go out on a limb and say it doesn't fall into the categories you cited.

[HeyLookItsMe]

Giving birth to a shit-baby is a miraculous event. I am going to go out on a limb and say it doesn't fall into the categories you cited.




Do not use vulgarities & obscenities

[ikonoklast]

Do not use vulgarities & obscenities





Oh shit, my fault, won't happen again.

[HeyLookItsMe]

Oh shit, my fault, won't happen again.
:banned: